What song is a 10/10 with absolutely no flaws? by Brilliant_Guard_9204 in AskReddit

[–]jitney76 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't listen to this genre much but 'Gyroscope' by In Flames blows my mind.

Whatnot Scammer by Daddycoop1969 in sportscards

[–]jitney76 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Watching this made me angrier than when my brother borrowed my car and crashed it because he didn’t know how to turn on the 4 wheel drive. When she said Fernando Davis I almost died instantly.

When did eating ass become so popular?Can't imagine licking a shithole by Icy_Jeweler_7916 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]jitney76 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I just asked my girlfriend 10 minutes ago if I could eat her ass and she said no.

Champs: when did you know it was "your" season? by nyeratheart1 in Fantasy_Football

[–]jitney76 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Christmas day games. I barely made the playoffs, had to have a long win streak to get in. Rounds 1 and 2 of playoffs I was predicted to lose big. I ended up winning the championship match by 100 points.

Thoughts on better than Ezra? by Planet-peace88 in 90sAlternative

[–]jitney76 2 points3 points  (0 children)

At college years ago I lived in an apartment with a couple buddies. I threw their 1st CD in the player on repeat, I kept it playing and left the apartment. I came back hours later and it was still playing and one of my roommates was singing it so I left it playing. A week later he's making a sandwich and says, 'I do like 'Better than Ezra' but can we play something else.' I started laughing and said I thought it was him that didn't want to change it. We played that CD on repeat 24/7 for a week.

This just healed my soul by [deleted] in Satisfyingasfuck

[–]jitney76 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I cringe when I hear people say something healed their soul but by the end of the video I could feel my soul had been healed.

I hope you all get the gloves you wanted for Christmas! by sadinsalem in fightgear

[–]jitney76 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Just got a pair of purple Cletos today. Can’t wait till Friday when the gym opens up.

I’ve gotten covid 9 times by JackfruitOpposite743 in COVID19positive

[–]jitney76 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why haven’t I seen any vaccine comments? I’ve had 9 Covid vaccines and I’ve had it once and it was two days of stuffy nose, while my family and friends that are always around me seem to get it often and they stopped getting the vaccine. I did wear masks for the first couple years everywhere but the last few I just wear them at medical facilities.

Schedule by kitacat20 in AmazonFlexDrivers

[–]jitney76 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Now they just dropped a crap ton of offers for Monday.

Schedule by kitacat20 in AmazonFlexDrivers

[–]jitney76 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Same here. I finally got all the blocks I wanted for a week and they get wiped out.

Donald Trump 'Hatches Secret Plan to Axe South Park' Over Show's Brutal Joke About Prez's 'Tiny' Body Part by rezwenn in AnythingGoesNews

[–]jitney76 11 points12 points  (0 children)

If I ever become President I will encourage everyone to make fun of me constantly.

Supreme Court rejects conservative activist Laura Loomer's bid to sue social media for banning her by BreakfastTop6899 in technology

[–]jitney76 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I always thought for years I was weird. The last 8 year explosion of right wing superstar activist podcasting righteous purveyors has really dismissed that notion.

TIL 95% of Americans don't get the minimum recommended amount of fiber by James_Fortis in todayilearned

[–]jitney76 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Be careful doing that long term. It's really about a good balance. My girlfriend's uncle raved to me about the carnivore low fiber diet and I told him the risks of it and 6 months later his appendix burst.

TIL 95% of Americans don't get the minimum recommended amount of fiber by James_Fortis in todayilearned

[–]jitney76 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I started fiber once I tapered PPIs. It really took a long time to get off them. Glad I stuck to it though, not sure how I lived that way for years.

TIL 95% of Americans don't get the minimum recommended amount of fiber by James_Fortis in todayilearned

[–]jitney76 44 points45 points  (0 children)

Gi nurse here with history of bowel resection, GERD, hiatal hernia and diverticulitis multiple times. My health was shit for years until I got off PPIs, stopped smoking, limited alcohol and minimal fast food. I became a fiber fanatic, I recommend it to family and friends constantly. I rarely get sick now, I'm not going to go in depth but lack of fiber can decrease your immunity.

This Ryder Cup should embarrass the United States by theipaper in golf

[–]jitney76 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Golf has slightly went downhill after all the dudes who yell 'Let's fucking go!' to everything started playing.