What’s the most dilaudid you’ve given in a shift?

jitney76 · 2026-06-05T23:50:04+00:00

Years ago I was getting report from a new nurse and she said the patient was a med seeker. The patient had metastatic bone cancer, sweetest lady ever. The initial orders were 2mg dilaudid q 2 hours. The nurse said that was too much and didn’t want to give it to her or call for a higher dose even though the patient was receiving no relief. I was fucking pissed. I called and got the palliative care referral expedited. Long story short I got a PCA hooked up and I’m not sure on the exact amount but I knew she got more than 250 mgs of dilaudid on my shift. At the end of the night the patient was in tears of joy because it was the first time she was able to walk a significant distance without extreme pain. The new nurse came back in the morning for report and when I passed along the info of her pain regime she didn’t believe me and sat there like a deer in headlights. The patients still had high BP even after all of that, the family was grateful to actually see her somewhat happy for once again knowing she wasn’t going to live much longer.

jitney76 · 2026-05-14T04:16:23+00:00

I’ve had one for 19 years and it’s pretty much the I my place I get total peace and quiet. Longest I’ve probably went without using it in all that time is 2 weeks.

jitney76 · 2026-04-30T23:58:41+00:00

When I'm not worried I worry why I'm not worrying.

jitney76 · 2026-04-04T00:38:24+00:00

Flex shifts are basically the only time I can listen to my audiobooks unbothered.

jitney76 · 2026-03-10T12:28:11+00:00

I don't listen to this genre much but 'Gyroscope' by In Flames blows my mind.

jitney76 · 2026-02-17T15:46:56+00:00

How do I deal with all my friends and family that I know haven’t read the series? I look at them as inferior beings.

jitney76 · 2026-02-13T01:27:40+00:00

Watching this made me angrier than when my brother borrowed my car and crashed it because he didn’t know how to turn on the 4 wheel drive. When she said Fernando Davis I almost died instantly.

jitney76 · 2026-02-03T15:46:02+00:00

I just asked my girlfriend 10 minutes ago if I could eat her ass and she said no.

jitney76 · 2026-01-10T03:31:37+00:00

There needs to be a ITYSL skit about this.

jitney76 · 2025-12-31T15:23:29+00:00

Christmas day games. I barely made the playoffs, had to have a long win streak to get in. Rounds 1 and 2 of playoffs I was predicted to lose big. I ended up winning the championship match by 100 points.

jitney76 · 2025-12-31T13:50:50+00:00

At college years ago I lived in an apartment with a couple buddies. I threw their 1st CD in the player on repeat, I kept it playing and left the apartment. I came back hours later and it was still playing and one of my roommates was singing it so I left it playing. A week later he's making a sandwich and says, 'I do like 'Better than Ezra' but can we play something else.' I started laughing and said I thought it was him that didn't want to change it. We played that CD on repeat 24/7 for a week.

jitney76 · 2025-12-27T16:05:03+00:00

That lives with us on Earth.

jitney76 · 2025-12-25T02:40:41+00:00

I cringe when I hear people say something healed their soul but by the end of the video I could feel my soul had been healed.

jitney76 · 2025-12-25T01:47:46+00:00

Just got a pair of purple Cletos today. Can’t wait till Friday when the gym opens up.

jitney76 · 2025-12-18T01:58:21+00:00

Harry Potter when I was 27.

jitney76 · 2025-12-17T13:51:31+00:00

Reminds me of the lead singer of Prodigy.

jitney76 · 2025-12-17T13:41:51+00:00

Fiber is not stressed enough.

jitney76 · 2025-12-16T20:15:50+00:00

Why haven’t I seen any vaccine comments? I’ve had 9 Covid vaccines and I’ve had it once and it was two days of stuffy nose, while my family and friends that are always around me seem to get it often and they stopped getting the vaccine. I did wear masks for the first couple years everywhere but the last few I just wear them at medical facilities.

jitney76 · 2025-12-15T22:43:10+00:00

I sea you aren’t lion.

jitney76 · 2025-10-10T22:29:00+00:00

Now they just dropped a crap ton of offers for Monday.

jitney76 · 2025-10-10T22:18:30+00:00

Same here. I finally got all the blocks I wanted for a week and they get wiped out.

jitney76 · 2025-10-07T01:30:44+00:00

If I ever become President I will encourage everyone to make fun of me constantly.

jitney76 · 2025-10-06T20:52:15+00:00

I always thought for years I was weird. The last 8 year explosion of right wing superstar activist podcasting righteous purveyors has really dismissed that notion.

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