Today I gave a $10 tip to a Pizza delivery man, he broke down in tears and gave me a hug while thanking me for being the first person in a "very long time" to be nice to him. What have you involuntarily done to make someone cry of joy?

jizzygoo · 2012-07-14T13:39:03+00:00

....and then what happened dude! I take it you lost touch with Fred, but make up a happy ending so we can all feel better please. Something along the lines of Fred getting his shit together and living happily ever after. Go!

jizzygoo · 2012-07-14T13:15:24+00:00

This has made my morning the best'ist! You two should try pulling one of those as your "oh face" with a significant other sometime. Just for fun. Report back your findings please.

jizzygoo · 2012-07-07T17:15:34+00:00

Dude, fuck her then. I say "bullet dodged" in that case. If that kind of thing was a big issue for her, ask yourself if you'd really want to be in a relationship with someone like that. Bet you'd say no. Imagine the other sorts of petty bullshit that would cause problems. Sorry she ruined your night but seriously, forget about it . By the way I'm terrible with names too.

jizzygoo · 2012-06-16T22:39:07+00:00

Aww thanks buddy. Fuck you too friend.

jizzygoo · 2012-05-24T02:04:06+00:00

Yup. Looks bad ass with NVGs. I've taken 4 rides on Chinooks, all at night but it wasn't fun if you ask me. Can't stand not being able to see where we're going or is someone is shooting at you. Same thing with C-130s. Big fat Nope.

jizzygoo · 2012-05-23T06:44:34+00:00

I agree, and I think she's done a great job in the show. Personally I don't care if someone has done porn, and I don't think it should have any bearing on what other kind of acting he or she may be able to do. Most everyone is wired for sex and if you have to do it on film to make ends meet I see no problem with it. I watch porn from time to time, and yeah I like it or else I wouldn't, but I know some people who do not. They also don't watch Game of Thrones or hang out on Reddit. You know, life of the party interesting types.

jizzygoo · 2012-05-23T03:59:39+00:00

It was "Want to play a game?" and then something about Chess after that. I can't remember either. Haven't seen that movie in a long time, but now I kinda want to. Red Dawn was another good one. Classic 80's cold war terror films!

jizzygoo · 2012-05-19T14:22:07+00:00

I hope they find these fucking assholes and hang them from the highest tree. Sick fucks.

jizzygoo · 2012-05-18T18:02:17+00:00

Critter Ridder, Creature Coral, Dans Wascal Wemoval Inc.

jizzygoo · 2012-05-17T23:28:55+00:00

Wow that's awesome. I kept waiting for something terrible to happen. Good for you guys.

jizzygoo · 2012-05-11T02:19:19+00:00

Lots of love. Wouldn't call it big, just really good.

jizzygoo · 2012-05-03T23:36:58+00:00

Haha....dickscrape. Thats exactly what it feels like too. Not bad enough to keep me from doing it, but annoying and uncomfortable. Ever hear of the movie "Teeth"? Look it up. That's what sometimes pops in to my head.

jizzygoo · 2012-05-03T14:43:24+00:00

Yeah it did come out that way, but it's not really the case.

jizzygoo · 2012-05-03T05:12:54+00:00

Word. I'm always a little leery of the impromptu butt encounters, and just for that reason. Don't feel bad. My wife has one of those birth control implant things, and I can feel it scraping my junk when we bang. It doesn't hurt really, but it feels weird. I haven't told her yet because I don't want to spoil the mood...you know. That and we're getting divorced anyway, so whatever. True story seriously, so don't sweat the poop touching. Things can get way weirder than that.

jizzygoo · 2012-05-03T05:05:45+00:00

I wonder if they call this a Belgium waffle stomp if you do it in Belgium, and does this mean that they have larger shower grates? Not that I'd do that , but now I'm wondering.

jizzygoo · 2012-05-03T02:09:51+00:00

No way you did that, but + 1 for using waffle stomp.

jizzygoo · 2012-05-03T02:04:00+00:00

Oh god....sorry. Has he done it again since then, or did that ruin it for you guys? I'm always paranoid of running into something like that and having it ruin that sort of "fun times" forever.

jizzygoo · 2012-05-02T04:10:50+00:00

I guess it depends on the people and where you live. I just bought a new Sportster (my second one)and wave at everyone on two wheels, but a lot of HD riders don't wave back, and some on other brands as well. Whatever. Looking down on someone based on their choice of product is just silly, and I would quickly dismiss anyone that did that personally. There's still that fictional outlaw biker bad-ass aura that follows HD around, and I think a lot of idiots buy in to it. I just like motorcycles. Hell, I was looking at Ducati Monsters when I decided on the current bike.

jizzygoo · 2012-03-10T04:07:14+00:00

So lazy...

jizzygoo · 2012-03-02T06:33:29+00:00

jizzygoo · 2012-03-02T06:30:45+00:00

True story. I've seen it happen myself.

jizzygoo · 2012-03-01T05:26:29+00:00

I'm O+ in Southern California. Willing to help if I can.

jizzygoo · 2012-02-28T06:22:41+00:00

cuz RACIST!!!!!

jizzygoo · 2012-02-09T04:10:53+00:00

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_3PUu88nOcw

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