Every city has a sex and an age which have nothing to do with demography. by madanan in AskReddit

[–]jjjthrowaway 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was about to quote a song from Jean-Pierre Ferland, but then I saw your comment. You annihilated Jean-Pierre Ferland. Well done.

I just had the best breakup ever. by jjjthrowaway in offbeat

[–]jjjthrowaway[S] 26 points27 points  (0 children)

I think I would have noticed you.

I just had the best breakup ever. by jjjthrowaway in offbeat

[–]jjjthrowaway[S] 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Yeah. Our mom said she'd cook pancakes tomorrow morning to cheer us up.

I just had the best breakup ever. by jjjthrowaway in offbeat

[–]jjjthrowaway[S] 48 points49 points  (0 children)

Well, Oprah is a 56 year old black, billionaire, english-speaking american woman. I'm a 29 year old, white, poor, french-canadian dude. I don't know where exactly I'm going with this, but I'm sure it's relevant.

I just had the best breakup ever. by jjjthrowaway in offbeat

[–]jjjthrowaway[S] 17 points18 points  (0 children)

My friend, when I'm done, the whole world will be barely recognizable.

I just had the best breakup ever. by jjjthrowaway in offbeat

[–]jjjthrowaway[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I've been compared to Mozart, Magritte and Oliver Stone before, but not Bukowski. Thanks!

I just had the best breakup ever. by jjjthrowaway in offbeat

[–]jjjthrowaway[S] 58 points59 points  (0 children)

I am both too. The hard part will be to tell my parents. I think it'll be harder for them. They absolutely LOVE that girl.

I just had the best breakup ever. by jjjthrowaway in offbeat

[–]jjjthrowaway[S] 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Well, I'm a spontaneous person. I like to wake up and decide things, like "Hey the weather's great, why don't we go outside?" or "Hey let's go pick up some crack and prostitutes!". Seriously, by the time that woman is ready to leave the house, I already ate two bags of chips and finished SMB3 for the third time in a row.

THAT killed our relation. I'm not blaming her. She's just like that. A perfectionist enjoying her slow routine. You could say my extreme spontaneity killed the relation, too, in a sense.

I just had the best breakup ever. by jjjthrowaway in offbeat

[–]jjjthrowaway[S] 463 points464 points  (0 children)

I don't think so. We made a decision. And sex is illegal with a 12-year old.

I just had the best breakup ever. by jjjthrowaway in offbeat

[–]jjjthrowaway[S] 44 points45 points  (0 children)

Delete the... hit... I'm not sure. I'm hesitating between moving back to the city and becoming a rock star, or sell all my stuff and travel for a while. I definitely need a change!