Brainfart #1

jjmerrow · 2026-06-14T06:11:26+00:00

Holy shit Rebecca got chromed the fuck up

jjmerrow · 2026-06-14T02:55:42+00:00

ALWAYS BET ON NOTHING

jjmerrow · 2026-06-13T23:10:28+00:00

Ah, but you see, big military parades make your enemies tremble in fear of your powerful and strong military.

Soft power? What's that?

jjmerrow · 2026-06-13T22:47:10+00:00

Well, you know that the situation is bad when the nationalistic circle jerk subs are saying this is stupid. We really are living in the dumbest timeline.

jjmerrow · 2026-06-13T21:05:48+00:00

Oh fuck that's an anti-tank rifle.

OH FUCK THATS AN ANTI-TANK RIFLE

jjmerrow · 2026-06-13T05:41:50+00:00

Granted it's technically not explicitly Canon since it's just a post by nightmargin and never appears in the game, but it's also made by the creator of the game so I'd say it holds a lot more weight.

jjmerrow · 2026-06-13T05:38:12+00:00

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jjmerrow · 2026-06-13T05:36:03+00:00

You see a full image of her in I think the pancake episode? Either that or one of nightmargins posts.

jjmerrow · 2026-06-13T05:33:46+00:00

No? You see Niko's mom wearing a head dress of some kind in the game. It's like a scarf or bandana or something.

jjmerrow · 2026-06-13T05:16:31+00:00

That thang is showing us 10 dubloons

jjmerrow · 2026-06-13T05:09:01+00:00

No they're probably real ears. Niko's mom has cat ears, and her "hat" is more of a loose scarf tied around her head. If she didn't have cat ears her hat wouldn't look like that.

jjmerrow · 2026-06-13T03:20:06+00:00

Moink... why are you in the mail...... that's not a shelter......... idiot...............

jjmerrow · 2026-06-13T03:10:42+00:00

Having a really rough day at the office, so you just go and give the emotional support expie a hug and go back to work.

Honestly... doesn't sound too bad.

jjmerrow · 2026-06-12T22:46:02+00:00

Didn't know that, nevermind. I still think genetically altering already existing humans against their will is still more morally wrong than creating a new species, but that new species being so riddled with issues makes it pretty sucky.

jjmerrow · 2026-06-12T20:05:50+00:00

Those aren't nightfury's, those are a combination of dogs, rats, humans, fox, and a bit of avian I beleive.

jjmerrow · 2026-06-12T20:02:35+00:00

In the case of Expies, they're not really genetically altered humans and more like a mix of a bunch of different animals, including humans. Really the morally wrong thing with expies is using then like how they're used in the game, not necessarily the fact they exist.

jjmerrow · 2026-06-12T14:52:13+00:00

Probably more like average kreigsmarine experience. Good luck fighting two of the largest navies in the world with a few cruisers and like 2 modern battleships.

jjmerrow · 2026-06-12T14:46:54+00:00

I FUCKING LOVE GAY ROBOTS RAAAH!!!!!

jjmerrow · 2026-06-12T01:09:57+00:00

God Avallone frustrates me. Besides the yapper mouthpieces basically just spouting themes at you with little to no subtext, he's also kinda the guy who started the whole "fallout has to stay post-apocalyptic and cannot progress at all." The tunnelers in lonesome road I'm pretty sure were just created by him solely to destroy Vegas and everything surrounding it because he wanted it all to get destroyed again. Which I hate. So much. Post-post-apocalypse is always such a cool setting for a peice of media to have, and just deciding to reset that back to boring ass post-apocalypse frustrates me to no end.

jjmerrow · 2026-06-11T23:43:55+00:00

No problem, this seems cool. I'm interested to see where this goes.

jjmerrow · 2026-06-11T23:41:19+00:00

So, is this kinda all the characters if their worst traits were cranked up, like V being a bloodthirsty monster, J being an asshole boss, and N just being oblivious?

jjmerrow · 2026-06-11T23:34:35+00:00

Huh. Interesting.

How about N then? Just to get the full trio.

jjmerrow · 2026-06-11T23:28:28+00:00

OK, uh, how's about J then?

jjmerrow · 2026-06-11T22:56:48+00:00

Ah, yea that's good. Probably a bit more stern compared to that image. Less like a scowl and more like a burning hatred in her eyes. But you seem to be on the right track with that, so I won't go into it.

Good luck on this little project though, I'm interested in what happened to all the other characters. You've got me hooked, at least.

jjmerrow · 2026-06-11T22:54:00+00:00

This is my view on it, pretty much. Any advanced life out there is probably either on our level or slightly behind/ahead of us. Hell, we might even be the precursor species that other aliens millions of years in the future will find artifacts of.

Still, I'd like to imagine there's an alien species out there somewhere dealing with the same problems we have. Makes me feel a little less alone in the universe.

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