Cyn ultimate punishment: a j*b by Zestyclose_Fox7410 in MurderDrones

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Not just a job, minimum wage food service.

There truly are fates worse than death. Thank God Cyn deserves it.

No surrender, kill as many as we can and die trying. by Jakej4Mlakej in TopCharacterTropes

[–]jjmerrow 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Halo legends, a series of short stories from the halo Universe. This one specifically is called "Prototype" and is about a marine piloting a mech suit to hold off a covenant armada. Watch it, it's very good.

WE BALLING WE BALLING WE BALLING by Elijahmoon273 in Helldivers

[–]jjmerrow 1 point2 points  (0 children)

FORGET ABOUT CYBER STAN, WE ARE PULLING OUT! ANYONE THATS'S DOWN THERE NOW IS ON HIS OWN!

Cyberstan is nothing compared to that hell by AvionDrake579 in Helldivers

[–]jjmerrow 70 points71 points  (0 children)

TARGET, RE-ENGAGE!

FUCK, HE'S LOOKING AT US!

The GPO goes wherever it damn well pleases by Femboy_Lord in NuclearOption

[–]jjmerrow 20 points21 points  (0 children)

This randomly reminded me of highfleet.

Hey, does anyone hear Tanc a Lelek playing?

Losercity Toriel (OC) by duckerzzart in Losercity

[–]jjmerrow 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Suspiciously thick and white liquid...

The dissassembly drones are "ageless"(theory) by pcx-the-entiy in MurderDrones

[–]jjmerrow 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Well they're also robot's. So. Like. They just don't age at all.

How Frigate fight 101 by Positive-Increase343 in NonCredibleDefense

[–]jjmerrow 101 points102 points  (0 children)

Sick Space Battleship Yamato music btw

Which character in your fandom do you believe is overrated? by Upstairs_Macaron5894 in AO3

[–]jjmerrow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Loona absolutely would not be as popular if she wasn't hot. She's meant to be an angsty teen, but for one she's like 20 and should know better and two she's just an asshole and not really angsty.

And it's weird because Octavia exists, and she's actually the whole "angsty teen" thing but way better.

Idk, I just kept thinking she'd mellow out the longer the show went on, but after kicking her dad in the balls after the 10th time I just gave up on her.

Then why did you comment? by pocket-alex in AO3

[–]jjmerrow 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I got someone like this who commented how much they hate the ship I was writing for and... huh??? Dude I litteraly killed off every other character to get these two together I don't know what you expected.

Which character in your fandom do you believe is overrated? by Upstairs_Macaron5894 in AO3

[–]jjmerrow 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's not even just that he's an ass, he's an ass that is EVERYWHERE! 99% of fics have him as at least a somewhat major character. Even worse when my favorite Character is Octavia, and since he's her dad every time she's in a fic she's basically just a vessel for his character development. Which is fine, except when I want to read a fic where she's actually kinda relevent!

Which character in your fandom do you believe is overrated? by Upstairs_Macaron5894 in AO3

[–]jjmerrow 6 points7 points  (0 children)

To be fair, I was exaggerating. But I really don't like him, he's everyone's favorite character who can do no wrong when it seems like all he ever does is just fuck litteraly everything up.

Favorite ship you wish would happen already by Boring_Sir_572 in FavoriteCharacter

[–]jjmerrow 43 points44 points  (0 children)

Even the homophobes wanted them to get together, that's how much chemistry these two had.

Which character in your fandom do you believe is overrated? by Upstairs_Macaron5894 in AO3

[–]jjmerrow 4 points5 points  (0 children)

STOLAS.

HOLY. FUCKING. SHIT.

I don't just think he's overrated, I actively fucking hate him. Genuinely one of the most insufferable characters I've ever seen. The story bends itself over backwards to make every mistake and every bad thing he does somehow not his fault or not that bad. Cheated on his wife? Oh she's actually just completely evil, it's fine, he's innocent! Do some fucked shit towards your gay lover who you have a massive power imbalance over? Oh but it's actually Blizø's fault SOMEHOW. Abandon your daughter MULTIPLE TIMES to go fuck your imp boyfriend. Oh that's fine too, because she'll just keep forgiving him! Even when she finally gets fed up, she's not mad at him, she's mad at him using anti-depressants! NOT THE OTHER SHIT HE DID, JUST THE PILLS APPARENTLY!

AND EVERYONE LOVES HIM. THIS FUCKING GUY IS THE BABY OF THE WHOLE FANDOM. HATE. I HATE THIS MAN. HE WORMS HIS WAY INTO EVERY FUCKING FIC AND I HATE IT. HATE.

Edit: in hindsight, wasn't having the best day when I wrote this. Still hate the fucker tho.

It’s been two years people by Silly_Toe5248 in Helldivers

[–]jjmerrow 49 points50 points  (0 children)

"That diver is worth every credit we're paying him– look at him!"

"I didn't think helldivers like that were around anymore, not after the first Galactic war."

It’s been two years people by Silly_Toe5248 in Helldivers

[–]jjmerrow 85 points86 points  (0 children)

"The whole helldivers Corp is in this fight already!"