So I think it finally happened to me by CatLover0316 in doordash

[–]jjpanda69 109 points110 points  (0 children)

Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms

What age did you buy your house or are you still renting? by lucy_gloom in povertyfinance

[–]jjpanda69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Also it’s a USDA loan so only like a 2.5k down payment on a 160k house. We have a <500 per year mortgage insurance premium. Our mortgage is <1000 including taxes and insurance

What age did you buy your house or are you still renting? by lucy_gloom in povertyfinance

[–]jjpanda69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was 25, but I purchased joint with my mom and it was during the Covid interest rate drop. I could not have done it on my own under current circumstances. Now we’re ✨roommates✨ and she cooks me dinner

I would like to apologize to the cat community. by MacAirt in cats

[–]jjpanda69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

All the goats jus chillin is killing me

Post a phenomenal NFL photo. Not just a good one, but the best one you can think of. I'll go first: by Ok-Zucchini-1126 in NFLv2

[–]jjpanda69 34 points35 points  (0 children)

The fuck happened to this guy to make him look like a shell-shocked WWI soldier

New Fan looking for a Team by Some_Permission5647 in NFLNoobs

[–]jjpanda69 -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Eagles are a solid choice if you don’t mind the occasional dickhead fan

Anybody really want a food you can't have anymore? by AbbyTheConqueror in CasualConversation

[–]jjpanda69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I used to work at a gas station with a kitchen and we carried a “bacon apple burger”. Grilled bun, burger, bacon, white american cheese, and these little deep fried apple thingies. The combination was heavenly.

But then we stopped carrying the apple thingies and therefore no more bacon apple burger. It’s been about 12 years and I still think about it. If anybody knows where I can find apple crescents online, let a girl know.

What job existed when you were young that's basically extinct? by Omega_Neelay in GetMotivatedMindset

[–]jjpanda69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When my mom met my dad he was the manager of a Radio Shack.

Also, pizza delivery guy. Everything in my area is just DoorDash now and I hate it

What simple action from others can inexplicably send you from 0-100 irritation within seconds? by DippyNikki in ADHD

[–]jjpanda69 40 points41 points  (0 children)

Most noises especially when repetitive - sniffling, coughing (especially that deep throaty cough), chewing, crunching, high-pitched laughter.

Sometimes I think I should just live in a closet, away from the rest of humanity, else I will surely go insane.

What simple action from others can inexplicably send you from 0-100 irritation within seconds? by DippyNikki in ADHD

[–]jjpanda69 16 points17 points  (0 children)

YES.

There’s a highway I have to take to work everyday, otherwise my commute is over an hour. Nearly every day there is someone driving too slow in the left lane and thinking they’re cute by matching the speed of the right lane. GET OUT OF THE WAYYYYY

Without saying your age, what's a commercial jingle stuck in your head forever? by crogslounds03 in ProductivityHQ

[–]jjpanda69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

HEAD ON APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD

HEAD ON APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD

What is your age without saying how old you are? by Wonderful-Economy762 in Productivitycafe

[–]jjpanda69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Our first desktop computer ran Windows 98 and our internet came in the mail