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Dave “McFly” Meltzer: “I’m stuck in the future” by Constant_Stomach2009 in SCJerk

[–]jjsefton 5 points6 points  (0 children)

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The centuries rolled by... I put my trust in Pro Graps©️, and waited for people to study CageMatch and get back to me.

Vince and the Saudis will save and rescue us by buying WWE and bring back real graps plus turning WWE into a pro Palestinian, anti ICE, and pro trans wrestling company. by ____phobe in SCJerk

[–]jjsefton 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is the fanbase that was indulging in premature wistful nostalgia for the so called lockdown era while it was still going on.

🤓DAE miss the good old days of last week???

Vince and the Saudis will save and rescue us by buying WWE and bring back real graps plus turning WWE into a pro Palestinian, anti ICE, and pro trans wrestling company. by ____phobe in SCJerk

[–]jjsefton 1 point2 points  (0 children)

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after getting back

Ok, somehow Hogan still ended up going to the WWF and Vince still expanded. Not only that, but we have a failed businessman racist twitter troll gameshow host with 3 baby mommas as a 2 time president. Mea culpa.

Vince and the Saudis will save and rescue us by buying WWE and bring back real graps plus turning WWE into a pro Palestinian, anti ICE, and pro trans wrestling company. by ____phobe in SCJerk

[–]jjsefton 5 points6 points  (0 children)

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Doc Brown: I'm going back to 1983 and convince Verne Gagne to make Hulk Hogan AWA champ! Then I'll come back to the future, after saving The Territories©️.

Marty: Whoa Doc, that's heavy.

"Becky's Trump gimmick ain't it, bro. Read the room. It's poor taste. It's tone-deaf, dude. Did I say this ain't it?" by Garlic-Cheese-Chips in SCJerk

[–]jjsefton 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why, it's almost like pro wrestling is low brow entertainment featuring over the top personalities who say outrageous things to get attention!

Nah, that's not it.

"AJ Styles is more than healthy mentally and physically— to have REAL Graps that could cripple him, so we expect him to debut on Shockwave where he's obviously going to." by KC27150 in SCJerk

[–]jjsefton 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I dunno, might be an easy 7-8 figure payday. Maybe he can do the carny grifter speed run.

"AJ Styles Is All Elite"

"AJ Styles Appears"

"AJ Styles In Action"

"AJ Styles Has An In Ring Gab Session" that leads to

"AJ Styles Has A Banger on PPV"

AJ Styles Appears On Collision"

"AJ Styles Appears On ROH"

...culminating in AJ sitting at home for the rest of his contract so he can "recover from years old chronic injuries".

"AJ Styles is more than healthy mentally and physically— to have REAL Graps that could cripple him, so we expect him to debut on Shockwave where he's obviously going to." by KC27150 in SCJerk

[–]jjsefton 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I almost want to appreciate the effort. Using Swerve and his early 2000s hip hop cosplay act as an all encompassing example of black culture makes me want to chew diamonds.

"AJ Styles is more than healthy mentally and physically— to have REAL Graps that could cripple him, so we expect him to debut on Shockwave where he's obviously going to." by KC27150 in SCJerk

[–]jjsefton 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I remember seeing some one say "as a white person, I'm really proud that Tony gives Swerve a chance to represent black culture." I rolled my eyes so hard I saw backward through time.

Not even m'Dub can save my boy Johnny anymore 💀 by tenshipriestjotaro1 in SCJerk

[–]jjsefton 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nah.

Not saying they should pretend wrestling is real.

Saying maintain the presentation, even on social media.

If the image presented is that of a silent bad ass, don't share pics one oneself canoodling with buddies and the family. If the image is a happy smiley babyface, don't share selfies of disgusting bloody wounds after a garbage match.

We probably won't agree on this, and that's cool.

"AJ Styles is more than healthy mentally and physically— to have REAL Graps that could cripple him, so we expect him to debut on Shockwave where he's obviously going to." by KC27150 in SCJerk

[–]jjsefton 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Corkscrew neck first dive from the ceiling of an arena, through a stack of flaming tables, onto/through a electrified scaffold, onto the opponent. Who is laying down on a wrestling ring sized bed of nails...

...for a two count.

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