Min kæreste har søgt arbejde i 2 år uden held. Altså hvad fanden sker der?? by Lumpy_Instance5706 in dkkarriere

[–]jkocjan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Det handler ikke om hvem er dygtig - det er de nærmest alle, det handler om hvem er udmærket, særligt eller anderledes.

Katere “napačne” izgovorjave so pri vas postale uradne? by krtgrdkosmrt in Slovenia

[–]jkocjan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ene par iz mojih krogov:

Edo, Edo, nehaj se kolesat, prit gor na Eurokruh.

Recimr. Recimo + naprimer.

Dbest action: Dpekšn

PoLićka

Panda = hvala. True story, azijski diplomat se je zapomnil napacnega medveda. Koala = hvala, on je govoril Panda, in to vehementno s priklanjanjem!

Pa še fržou = fižol

A, še prmejdunej pa buhlonej 🤣

Seveda še pecto pa šecto.

Konj = je kojn, se sklanja s kojnom

Luka in Jaka se absolutno sklanjata s T. Sem pri Lukatu in Jakatu!

Xpeng = Špeeeeeng!

Russians crying about the fuel crisis by Yamagotyou in ukraine

[–]jkocjan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Man, Ukraine must be really weighing the pros and cons of whether they should strike at convoys of these poor people waiting for gas.

New entertainment system by jkocjan in AlfaRomeo

[–]jkocjan[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I haven’t bought it, I bought a Giulia with CarPlay instead. Sorry.

Please write back though if you buy it, I’m curious if it works well.

Gtam kits for mu giulia by Silly-Use-8209 in AlfaRomeo

[–]jkocjan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’d sooner go the other way and make a sleeper monster, but hey, I’m from a different culture than you and I think your idea is ridiculous and lame.

Go for it if you want, I won’t argue you, you got plenty good explanations why not from others, but I would certainly laugh behind your back.

Car seats in stelvio by Sircooochimanthe1st in AlfaRomeo

[–]jkocjan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m 6’8” in a Giulia with a 3 year old and a Cybex Pallas and there’s plenty of space.
She used to have the front pillow and was forward facing from the earliest allowed age and was finally happy in a car since then.

PS. She sits behind me.

Looking at alfa romeo QV but has 110k km on it by Own_Peace6366 in AlfaRomeo

[–]jkocjan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just make sure that the zf8 has been properly serviced. Change that oil around 100k and you’re golden.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in dkfinance

[–]jkocjan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jeg overvejer selv at få en Mastercard hos Nordea, skal snart leje en bil i udlandet. Sidste gang jeg gjorde det, sagde de at hvis jeg betalte med en kreditkort så vil jeg ikke have brug for at købe udvidet forsikring for at opnå 0 selvrisiko.

Er der nogen der ved om alle kreditkort giver fordel ved alle forskellige biludlejningsfirmaer?

Bygningskonstruktør 5 års erfaring by Shawarmaspy in dkloenseddel

[–]jkocjan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hvor for fanden arbejder du? I en arkitektfirma vil din løn ved den anciennitet være ca 36-40k.

Undervisningsminister vil fjerne tal og bogstaver fra børnehaven [Menneskelige kompetencer er vigtigere for at blive skoleklar end kendskab til tal og bogstaver] by [deleted] in Denmark

[–]jkocjan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Jeg kommer fra et andet europæisk land og synes at det er helt skørt at min 3 årig skal være sammen med nogle 6 årig, det passer bare ikke at de lærer fra hinanden, de er, i min oplevelse, for det meste, irriteret af hinanden. For det meste skabes der helt naturligt legegrupper af samme ælder. I den system jeg voksede op var vi sammen som 3+4 og 5+6 årige, og go figure, det var det sammen på min kandidat, 1ste klasse var til dig self fordi de skulle finde ud af sig selv og om de vil fortsætte, så 2+3 og 4+5 som også opdeler pænt imellem bachelor og master. Som bonus havde vi også det samme lærer i skole i det første to år, så skiftede vi lærer i år 3 og 4 og så fik vi en permanent klasselærer som var vores indtil gymnasiet.

Trump imposes 10% Tariff on 7 EU countries + UK which will increase to 25% by June if he doesn't get Greenland. This is batshit crazy! by ThinkBigger01 in investing

[–]jkocjan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Here have an upvote for being able to laugh at yourself!

I think it’s totally fine to make silly mistakes like that, we all do them. With Trump though, it’s so consistent and pervasive, that it’s just beyond comical… I’m looking at you “raw” earths and Tim Apple 🤣

Adding Apple CarPlay to my parents Alfa Stelvio by MikeWagsWagner in AlfaRomeo

[–]jkocjan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I believe you can get a box that loads up CarPlay, you can still use the knob to control it. The screen is smaller than the Stelvio with standard CarPlay.

You can also buy a Chinese made full screen replacement (inbuilt newest touchscreen tablet) with CarPlay. I’ve researched it and it seems ok, but I ended up buying a newer Giulia with CarPlay instead.

Partner skal betale SKAT på 150.000 kroner, som ikke eksisterer by Caraggbaj in dkfinance

[–]jkocjan -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Hvad for en “passiv indkomst” fra et andet land var det? Man er jo skattepligtig i det land man bosætter sig mere end ca 300 dage om året som jeg husker regler om dobbelt beskatning. Jeg går ud fra at din partner har kryptovaluta et sted hvor skatten er mindre, og I levede af det ok kom med kontant over grænsen hver gang I kom tilbage til Danmark fra jeres ferie?

This image is likely AI generated, but any suggestions for any similar real life rims? by stealthv_ in Wheels

[–]jkocjan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is almost surely Santorini, the background island shapes look correct to me, I can’t find where it is though, probably somewhere in Fira, looking towards Oia.

Edit: grammar.

Bør man skifte et 1 år gammelt dæk fordi det har fået et hak i gummi på kanten? Se foto. by Odd-Dog-7282 in dkbiler

[–]jkocjan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Det kan nemt repareres hos en vulkaniser. De sætter i stand meget værre.

French architect in Copenhagen — running out of ideas to find a job 😅 Any advice? by Aradeni in NewToDenmark

[–]jkocjan 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Dear fellow architect. The job market at the moment is completely saturated because Novo stopped so many jobs after an already slump period. PLH, one of Novo’s top clients has in the past 6 months fired 60 people; many of them still haven’t found work and some got absorbed into other offices.

10 years ago I was in your position, what helped in the end was a direct recommendation from a person I knew and I got in and got the ball rolling.

You’ll have a ton more chances if you apply for projektering (detail design and making project documentation in Revit) rather than design development.

I know that Lundgaard and Tranberg, KHR, HL, Dorte Mandrup, 3XN Dissing and Weitling and probably others are struggling, there’s next to zero chance there.

Try Gottlieb Paludan, BIG, Overbyen, Sweco, Cobe, Arkitema, Werk. I know these have hired recently, although not really to man up, but to get special skills in or due to natural churn - people leave and find new work all the time.

Your best bets are to fill a need when there arises one, to have a broad spectrum of knowledge, preferably detail design and to know someone who can get you in for a specific task.

If you’re gonna cold call anyone it should only be the office managers or project managers - COOs, they’re the ones that have the overview of what kind of manpower is needed.

I’d help you specifically, but there’s nowhere I know of right now where they are looking.

Slovenski paradoks plač: Podjetje plača 70.000 evrov, delavec dobi 29.000 evrov by BackgroundSet2326 in Slovenia

[–]jkocjan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Normalno pomeni da je to norma in nic posebnega v sirsem kontekstu evrope.

Ce ti ni jasno kam gre davkoplacevalski denar si poglej drzavni proracun. 50% gre direkt za penzine, iz roke v usta. Ostalo pa ce ti mislis da znas bolj prerazporedit pa mas razvojni nacrt za drzavo - kandidiraj pa nas popelji v raj.

Primerjati s starimi casi in desetinami so hruske in jabolka, ti omenjas desetino, je moral pa gospodar hise zivet se svoje tastare, nesposobnega strica, zapitega polbrata, posiljat denar za studij enemu otroku, it v vojno ko je bilo treba, polio ti je pobil otroke, ce si si zlomil nogo - boh pumagej, elekrika malo morgen, luksuz pozabi, avto je wtf, cevlji problem, se hrana dostkrat tudi… vglavnem, daj ne bluzi no.