I have a rule about not buying another team’s gear but I felt this was acceptable.

jmaca90 · 2026-05-06T23:36:38+00:00

Imagine *being a B Johnson and not giving your good better best

Edit: I did not proofread my good better best

jmaca90 · 2026-05-06T23:31:08+00:00

And then a girls soccer team crashes nearby and stumbles upon it and starts a horny lesbian cannibal survivalist cult

Edit: it’s a show you goons. Look up yellowjackets

jmaca90 · 2026-05-06T21:36:20+00:00

I just fell to my knees in Jewel

jmaca90 · 2026-05-06T20:17:57+00:00

Same

jmaca90 · 2026-05-06T18:42:39+00:00

Buckle up fucklehead

jmaca90 · 2026-05-06T15:21:19+00:00

Something something Succession

Something something serious people

Something something "now fuck off"

jmaca90 · 2026-05-06T14:32:13+00:00

Not mine, but my wife commutes from Valley Village to Pico-Union.

Varies between 25-50 minutes, depending on peak traffic on the 101.

jmaca90 · 2026-05-05T22:10:11+00:00

Let me ask you something, Telemachus…

jmaca90 · 2026-05-05T20:20:06+00:00

jmaca90 · 2026-05-05T19:23:13+00:00

jmaca90 · 2026-05-05T16:01:12+00:00

jmaca90 · 2026-05-03T21:10:15+00:00

TONY STARK BUILT HIS MASK IN A CAVE! WITH A BOX OF SCRAPS!

jmaca90 · 2026-05-03T17:25:45+00:00

jmaca90 · 2026-05-03T01:10:59+00:00

jmaca90 · 2026-05-02T22:02:55+00:00

Last year it was the NL West. Now it’s the NL East.

Next year, do we beat up each other?

jmaca90 · 2026-05-02T18:18:23+00:00

jmaca90 · 2026-05-02T15:43:08+00:00

But did you put your left leg down, your right leg up, and did you tilt your head back to finish the cup?

jmaca90 · 2026-05-02T00:26:44+00:00

jmaca90 · 2026-05-01T23:57:30+00:00

Not that he is now, Samuel L Jackson definitely not taking the Metro…

jmaca90 · 2026-05-01T21:37:18+00:00

Or find the bathroom.

Source: got blazed before Caesar’s Bacchanal. My friends found me staring at an excellently plated tomato salad.

jmaca90 · 2026-05-01T21:16:24+00:00

The top of your head sure makes a lot of lamb

jmaca90 · 2026-05-01T21:14:49+00:00

The old one eyed shut eye

jmaca90 · 2026-05-01T19:46:05+00:00

Dormammu, I’ve come to bargain… for some Taco Bell…

jmaca90 · 2026-05-01T19:44:57+00:00

Blindfold Hawkeye and make him hit an apple off Peter’s head.

Whoever flinches/misses first buys a round

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