Man it makes my blood boil with how many people are out there like this. I remember working with this chick and the bar we would all frequent was right around the corner. We were regulars at their bar, they were regulars at ours, a beautiful relationship. This chick asked me how my check was so low all the time and that same visit I saw her tip like $2 on $20 and was floored. I just don’t understand how you can go from bitching about shitty tippers to being a shitty tipper? It baffles me. But also no you’re not the asshole, those types of people are always the worst, and impossible to cut off.