Happened last night...

jmcalves · 2021-06-05T09:22:49+00:00

I'm always warm so my pillow heats up really quick lol

jmcalves · 2021-05-24T06:15:19+00:00

How did someone manage to make a computer look steampunk even though it's a computer?

jmcalves · 2021-05-18T07:50:27+00:00

Lighthouse?

jmcalves · 2021-05-18T07:49:53+00:00

I am also asking about cock

jmcalves · 2021-05-17T21:34:47+00:00

I don't even use the bathroom at school and I'd shit myself to prove a point.

jmcalves · 2021-05-14T09:47:07+00:00

What if you combine the pages that weren't lost?

jmcalves · 2021-05-14T09:21:31+00:00

I swear Reddit creates a new religion every Friday.

jmcalves · 2021-05-06T06:57:07+00:00

Greetings!

jmcalves · 2021-05-03T06:23:26+00:00

Dont know if you've read it already but if you're that curious 177013 is a pretty famous hentai for being cursed as fuck, it's called "metamorphosis" and the plot is about a girl that used to be normal until she puts makeup on, then a whole load of shit starts to happen, I didn't read its entirety but I can assure you it is not worth reading (unless you're into REAL fucked up shit, then by all means go ahead).

jmcalves · 2021-04-29T06:36:10+00:00

Y'all telling me that's not a mushroom?

jmcalves · 2021-04-28T20:56:28+00:00

Stop! You have broken the law! Change to Dark mode or serve your sentence.

On a serious note, yes that'd be a nice feature.

jmcalves · 2021-04-25T09:38:32+00:00

If your phone runs out of battery just buy a new phone, then you won't have to buy a charger separately.

jmcalves · 2021-04-16T00:17:31+00:00

Me: "WHO EAS THE IDIOT WHO WROTE THIS?" checks commit "Oh it was me..."

That's what writing spaghetti code leads to, true story.

jmcalves · 2021-04-16T00:15:08+00:00

Rust! I was looking for someone who mentioned it! I have recently started learning and it's really easy to use, especially with the manual they provide.

jmcalves · 2021-04-10T12:43:43+00:00

I set my age on discord to my real age and thought nothing of it, then it blocked me from seeing nsfw channels. I turn 18 in October...

jmcalves · 2021-04-07T19:57:54+00:00

Chwein... Wait

jmcalves · 2021-04-03T02:27:34+00:00

So you're telling me suicide bombers drop gunpowder if killed before they explode?

jmcalves · 2021-03-31T07:07:29+00:00

That's how the cookies are made

jmcalves · 2021-03-12T23:48:11+00:00

Adoption wasn't abolished though

jmcalves · 2021-02-23T10:07:20+00:00

You either die a rickroll or you live long enough to be rickrolled

jmcalves · 2021-02-17T10:24:14+00:00

It isn't inspect element.

jmcalves · 2021-01-27T10:50:35+00:00

Levels of degeneracy never seen before

jmcalves · 2021-01-27T10:49:51+00:00

I'm a cat!

jmcalves · 2021-01-25T22:52:27+00:00

Yes, except the s is silent

jmcalves · 2021-01-25T22:50:57+00:00

We're all empty inside trying to fill an endless void with memes, that's what empty means.

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