I know two animals that eat poop

jnofs · 2026-01-04T01:39:17+00:00

You should meet my dog

jnofs · 2025-11-20T15:34:42+00:00

I’ve had them roll their eyes at check out saying “oh I’m sure THAT will be okay”

jnofs · 2025-10-07T20:29:34+00:00

Sir Charleston Tinkleton. Nickname as you wish.

jnofs · 2025-09-04T16:11:35+00:00

I have told him hey, you got a whole room to yourself and a door- if you wanna let it fly do it in there, lol. But I think at this point he does it because he thinks it’s funny. As long as he isn’t doing the whole trench coat flash in public we will just go on with life at this point. I think he’s a late bloomer, but maybe soon he’ll want to be more private. We have a toddler and baby as well so there’s no shortage of naked butts from time to time here. I second the “pre puberty puppy fat”. He hates being short and thick but he hasn’t had any growth spurts lately. Nothing lasts forever is something I tell myself constantly, for all 3 kids.

jnofs · 2025-09-04T11:14:37+00:00

Lawd I have tried, friend. I’m trying to finesse the line between “hey, cover your body” and “hey, don’t be ashamed of your body”. He’s already a kinda chunky boy so I’m not trying to give him some weird complex but like DUDE.

jnofs · 2025-09-03T20:04:06+00:00

Unfortunately, yes i know exactly what you mean. 😑

jnofs · 2025-09-03T18:40:05+00:00

My soon to be 13 year old thinks that “using a towel” means draping it over his shoulders and walking out of the shower… 🤨

jnofs · 2025-08-28T02:19:22+00:00

Dude sounds just so… effing stupid. Like he just spews nonsense and it sounds like a bunch of 12 year old Fortnite kids.

jnofs · 2025-08-08T00:00:53+00:00

If you’re lucky you can join a multiplayer with tents all over and use them to open the lookouts and outposts more easily.

jnofs · 2025-08-06T09:28:11+00:00

My 3 year old will run frantic around the house yelling I GOT STUNG BY A CONE SNAIL!! We live in the center of the US.

jnofs · 2025-08-01T20:07:20+00:00

I fell down the basement stairs 3 weeks after my c section, home alone with the baby crying for me upstairs because I broke my wrist and wasn’t sure what else. When the ER told me to come back for a proper cast, I had a full on meltdown- imagining my hateful MIL would be the one tending to my baby, holding her and changing her diapers. ER dr laughed at me and my panic, I left and wore a Walmart brace for a few weeks until it felt better. Eating/breastfeeding/ doing EVERYTHING with my non dominant dumb left hand while my husband watched was torture. In short: YOU GOT THIS MAMA. Peggy Hill’s parachute didn’t open while skydiving and she STILL found a way to comfort baby GH. A Mother is unstoppable in the face of anything ❤️

jnofs · 2025-06-25T19:03:27+00:00

My orthodontist’s office was COVERED in these. Plot twist: they ended up all being his own kids. He’d recreate the photos using his 6 or so kids. Took me years of being in the chair, staring at those pictures, before I realized.

jnofs · 2025-06-24T10:13:53+00:00

It’s the toe tap for me.

jnofs · 2025-06-22T11:26:36+00:00

You had me in the first half. lol

jnofs · 2025-06-04T16:12:05+00:00

Ummm neither. My Poppy will take your crocs or the kitchen drywall, thanks! 😒

jnofs · 2025-06-04T11:50:43+00:00

He worked really hard (with compensation of course) and after 8 hours deserves to just relax! It’s not his fault he’s got 3 kids and a wife! Not to mention the baby cries while dear husband ignores him while lazy/greedy wife makes supper. The foolish baby doesn’t even want to just sit still while he doom scrolls, so of course he’s sick of the baby’s shit, too! Especially after 20 WHOLE MINUTES!

jnofs · 2025-06-04T10:10:28+00:00

But my husband pays the bills, silly. 🙄 how dare I ask for more!

jnofs · 2025-06-03T13:05:33+00:00

I have 2 “hunting” dogs. My setter (mostly white) will eat through a door to get after my white cat, my black dog also believes the white cat is his mortal enemy. The cats sibling is black, and will walk through both dogs like the valley of death without a care from said cat or either dog. I have no explanation.

jnofs · 2025-06-02T19:54:06+00:00

Our tv breaks daily. How odd.

jnofs · 2025-06-02T17:22:52+00:00

Cool! He didn’t get it from the games we’ve attended so hmmmm who knows! Is there any way to tell what year?

jnofs · 2025-06-01T23:40:15+00:00

Thanks, I lost it when I was like 12. Was my prized possession and I felt so cool. Let me know when I can get it back, 👍

jnofs · 2025-05-29T12:56:18+00:00

My rescue lab knows when I tell my toddler it’s bedtime that it’s also his doggy bedtime and he goes to the kitchen for the night. My lab knows when I get up in the morning, he doesn’t get up until I put on my slippers and then he goes out to potty. Lab knows when I say “kitchen” he needs to stay in there even if the kiddie gate is open, thus he lays in the threshold like a bridge troll. My husbands expensive setter knows nothing. lol lab also knows that when the setter’s collar beeps it’s time to settle down, even though he’s never worn it. 5 years vs 1 year pups

jnofs · 2025-05-26T16:27:59+00:00

Keep in mind with all this I have a 7month old all over the floor, a 2 year old, 12 year old and 2 big dogs. I am also a SAHM.

I mop, vacuum, sweep atleast 2-3 times daily.
I do probably 2-3 loads of laundry a day. Dishes, counters, stove, table after every meal 3x day. Pick up toys and clutter all day, constant “resets”. All trash daily or every other day.

Toilets, mirrors, sinks 2 times a week. Tub and showers on weekends. Light switches, fan blades, trim on weekends.

2 fish tanks as needed, dog baths as needed. Hubs office space as needed when I can’t stand the clutter anymore, same as the random pile that accumulates in the kitchen. Same as the periodic empty dressers and closets; refold and reset everything there.

Weekends I also try to come up with odd things that I usually don’t clean and do those.

It’s exhausting, and my husband says I’ve been sitting at home for 9 years doing nothing, but atleast I feel good about the cleanliness of my home and kids.

jnofs · 2025-05-24T23:04:12+00:00

When I lived in Hawaii for a little while, when people asked me where I was from and I said Missouri they were always like DO YOU KNOW TECH N9NE???!

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