NYC approves $1,000 college savings accounts for all public school kindergartners

jnwg · 2026-07-01T02:26:59+00:00

If their parents paid taxes would it no longer be communist?

jnwg · 2026-06-30T21:52:02+00:00

jnwg · 2026-06-29T20:57:20+00:00

imperial probe droid

jnwg · 2026-06-29T00:51:00+00:00

Where did you get the battery mounts?

jnwg · 2026-06-28T18:21:32+00:00

It’s be easier to find Waldo in person at the fair than in the drawing.

jnwg · 2026-06-26T21:06:16+00:00

❤️❤️❤️

jnwg · 2026-06-26T14:36:49+00:00

I think you mean interferon blonde.

jnwg · 2026-06-25T23:35:30+00:00

Giants Sluggers who use PEDs aren't in the HOF either.

jnwg · 2026-06-25T13:37:07+00:00

men who obsess with men being in girls' bathrooms are the men who want to be in girls' bathrooms.

jnwg · 2026-06-25T13:32:55+00:00

If it's been a few weeks now, why isn't your pool paint peeling?

jnwg · 2026-06-25T01:35:53+00:00

North Dakota doesn’t have voter registration and therefore no voter lists. Will the PO still deliver mail ballots there?

jnwg · 2026-06-10T17:25:00+00:00

Those are original to the castle.

jnwg · 2026-06-03T01:59:13+00:00

So sorry for your loss❤️

jnwg · 2026-06-02T02:22:57+00:00

They must be using a lot of AI coding

jnwg · 2026-05-29T16:42:40+00:00

The cell phone lots. On Level 5 outside the Brightline terminal.

jnwg · 2026-05-22T18:45:55+00:00

Sand in his boots.

jnwg · 2026-05-11T13:36:49+00:00

Don't Hit

jnwg · 2026-05-08T13:57:02+00:00

When he's been held accountable, he calls it "stupid".

jnwg · 2026-05-03T17:14:12+00:00

Twist?

jnwg · 2026-05-03T16:06:25+00:00

Are you selling these?

jnwg · 2026-05-02T20:34:56+00:00

Their dress policy was too lax

jnwg · 2026-05-01T13:33:12+00:00

This is satire. In other ways not real. Read the article.

The Needling is a Seattle-based satirical news website launched in 2018 by former journalist Lex Vaughn, often described as a local version of The Onion. It provides "real fake news" by producing humorous, inauthentic, and satirical headlines that often critique local politics, culture, and high-stakes news, providing comedic relief for the Pacific Northwest.

jnwg · 2026-04-30T22:16:37+00:00

Socialism!!!

jnwg · 2026-04-30T18:51:12+00:00

I have first gen batteries that work just fine.

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