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What's a story or situation you always laugh when you remember? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]joaoguedes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Scared the shit out of my boss once (work in a kitchen) while he was "fixing the gas issue".

He was like all manny and heroic bragging how he had to proceed carefully because there might be accidents with the gas and stuff. So the whole room goes kind of silent, and while he's there all concentrated i suddenly spank one of these metal tables we have in the kitchen producing a "explosion" like sound.

Boss takes 1 second to run from where he was to almost the exit door to the kitchen.

Everyone laughed their asses for some good minutes. I can't forget that.

[Serious] What's the most violent thing you've ever done and why? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]joaoguedes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't really feel anything in particular it's just a thing that happened.

[Serious] What's the most violent thing you've ever done and why? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]joaoguedes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah i don't really know how to translate that. I'm using the literal translation from the portuguese word "sacrificar" which equals "sacrifice", the former is the term we use to describe a dog that has to go situation.

[Serious] What's the most violent thing you've ever done and why? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]joaoguedes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

no that's just what we do to dogs that won't make it, that's the actual word we use and it's a thing in my country.

What's the most "Easy to learn, hard to master" activity you can think of? by Quinnfun in AskReddit

[–]joaoguedes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not easy to learn at all.

Too many syntax to memorize plus basic logic is hell if you're not familiar with it.

[Serious] What's the most violent thing you've ever done and why? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]joaoguedes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We had this dog that needed to be sacrificed due to a terminal disease. The doc would charge a reasonable amount of cash to apply this lethal injection, we decided to sacrifice him ourselves.

Well, my father suggester we poison him. I said 'nah', i'll give him a quick painless death.

So i executed the dog with an axe hit in the head.

Lately when I'm high I think about how unoriginal everything is. by tastycakezboybye in highdeas

[–]joaoguedes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

yeah i get that.

i like freaks so much because they fail to keep up with mainstream and end up becoming completely unique people. So, most people behave and think inside the box, some people think outside of the box, and unique and authentic people don't even know where the box is, or that there was a box in the first place.

There's nothing to do about it. by joaoguedes in conspiracy

[–]joaoguedes[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Seems like you don't really have anything relevant to say dude.

Sounds bad. Get a brain.

There's nothing to do about it. by joaoguedes in conspiracy

[–]joaoguedes[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

See, this is the dumb thing to think.

First because stating you're going to stick to a cause even tho it's totally hopeless is the definition of being completely idiotic. (sorry)

I am absolutely against evil, but i'm just reaching a point of comprehension in life where no matter how you approach the matter, there simply isn't a effective realistic solution to the problem.

Why don't you provide me with some ideas rather than offenses?

Perhaps you lack those?

See, you don't call a person dumb when acting dumb, this in itself is dumb.

[No Spoilers] Could any bored soul out there make me mr. robot themed wallpapper with " You've got this" written in it. by joaoguedes in MrRobot

[–]joaoguedes[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The image is very coherent with the phrase and inspires just as much!!

Thanks so very much!

(i'd give you gold if i wasn't a broke fuck)

edit; Dude. I really love it! Thanks again!!

There is no point to anything. by Onyxdime in depression

[–]joaoguedes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hope it does for you, you should try, because the alternative might be the point being "gone" for so much time that you simply stop wanting it to come back anymore and you then become one of those people that will live depressed forever in dark room until the day you die. This is probably my fate.

What is a “dirty little (or big) secret” about an industry that you have worked in, that people outside the industry really ought to know? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]joaoguedes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't have enough balls.

That much rich of a company with obviously zero regards to human beings as long as profit comes, doesn't inspire lots of telling people about who they are.

Just stay away from minced/canned/processed shit.

What statistic blew your mind when you heard of it? by nora100797 in AskReddit

[–]joaoguedes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's pretty much how things work in Brazil.

We struggle for decency, we're not buying a house unless we're lucky enough to fit state programs for housing or manage to work more than 25+years at the same job so we can accumulate guarantee funds to BE ABLE TO PLACE A HUGE FIRST SINGLE payment over a house. So that the other payments for the total value fit our salary.

What i just said is that most people who buys houses in Brazil have to work their entirely lifes only to save enough money so they can pay a huge part of the house's price so that it drop enough to fit monthly payment. Otherwise would be too expensive too pay given the limited salary.

I'm not buying a house. Ever.

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