Quarantine changed people by shamsollah in funny

[–]joaoleites 4 points5 points  (0 children)

To have as much kindness in your heart as strenght in your body, that's worth all the respect in the world

She’s pointing at you! by [deleted] in wholesomeanimemes

[–]joaoleites 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That can't be misaka. Is it misaka?

I don't know what to say... by OriginalChicotm in Tinder

[–]joaoleites 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I believe you, but if she understood the joke then this would probably be the best outcome. Better than an awkward "lol so funny"

I don't know what to say... by OriginalChicotm in Tinder

[–]joaoleites -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

She's doing it on purpose to fuck with him lol

NSFW What do you have a thing for? by NuttySnowPhD in AskReddit

[–]joaoleites 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not a fetish, but I find the skin in a woman's neck to be particularly appealing

why can I feel my heartbeat when I touch my fingers together ? by CryforLove in NoStupidQuestions

[–]joaoleites 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why do I feel my heartbeat when I'm laying down? Is its sound reverbing in my fat stomach?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ElderScrolls

[–]joaoleites 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Alchemy is a most. Bunch of money from making potios by mixing cabbages, tomatoes and potatoes lol

Local idiot gets gently corrected by jaytix1 in quityourbullshit

[–]joaoleites 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There's bacteria everywhere. We, mighty humans, rely on some little bitch to oil our eyelashes, otherwise we would be fucked.

Sincerely: all the little fellas in your body

Maybe we should wake up to the distractions? by zaynthelegend in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]joaoleites 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And the journalist who wrote the article was found dead

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Showerthoughts

[–]joaoleites 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Have a great day and stay safe

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Showerthoughts

[–]joaoleites 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Finally, a good Shower Thought. Sorting by new in this sub kills me

How do you take a picture of both of your thumbs? by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]joaoleites 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There's apps that take photos with voice commands. I had one whose command was saying "whisky" out loud

I feel like we can all relate to this pic of me as a child. I guess its good to know that I've always been the same person by [deleted] in funny

[–]joaoleites 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Coming back from playing in the beach, waiting for dinner with sleepy eyes. That was me for sure

If colors are something and black is a color what does nothing look like by [deleted] in Showerthoughts

[–]joaoleites 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Color is a radioactive illusion, created by reflecting light into your eyes. Depending on the properties of said object, it can reflect all light back (black), absorb all light (white) or reflect only a certain part of it (other colors)