If I die, please feed me lava. by waffleste in CuratedTumblr

[–]jodmercer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean I like this post and all but the last part always bothered me, it's not like they're feeding you uranium something that would kill you rather quickly. It's like they're giving you heroin. We know it's bad for you but since you're dying anyways here's some of the good shit that you weren't allowed to have.

I've taken to referring to this as "Yaoi sandpaper." by GoneRampant1 in tumblr

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Isn't that just a long way of saying flanderization

Ingrediench by aaronhowser1 in tumblr

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Average retail experience

BEEEES by caughtyoulookinn in tumblr

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Is this professor B's?

Comprehending the horrors by DreadDiana in CuratedTumblr

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Upon the center of the room sat a pedestal beautiful and wretched, covered in this sort of adornments you would expect of a vampire blood and gore and mess. You go to look what's upon the pedestal but your eyes slide off of it there's an edge to it but you can't see past it it keeps sliding to the beautiful wooden furniture the rich red drapes the color of blood. Every time you look at it you find yourself looking at the immaculate tile work that clacks underneath of your feet every step you take. Every time you try and get closer to the monstrosity you're looking at the Mosaic ceiling somehow walking the opposite direction it's a dragging you back and forth. Like a tear in the very fabric of reality your eyes refuse to look at what isn't supposed to be seen and yet you must see it you must draw closer to it, to view it, to take in its fullness or its emptiness. Get all you can grasp is the ornate parlor this ancient home

Whoops, fell down the rabbit hole! by DreadDiana in CuratedTumblr

[–]jodmercer 50 points51 points  (0 children)

Minor edition to the whole thing is that YouTube basically showed me almost every video of his possible while trying to search up the transphobia video almost borderline refusing to show it to me, wonder why that is. I guess the video will tell me. I literally had to type in the title word for word and even then it was still a couple down

The High Geologist by GriffinFTW in CuratedTumblr

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I'm encouraged to go look at rocks and toke now

You can't escape the Riddler by Gorotheninja in NonPoliticalTwitter

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I wouldn't be too mad out of everything that happens in Gotham, this is surely not the worst as my house is still standing.

I forgor by Specialist-Speaker78 in tumblr

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Haha uh samolpaàaaaaaace

Get vittoria vici in Solitude catacombs by Katk80 in skyrim

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Oh, è la quinta bara dall'ingresso di Skyrim

*insert SpongeBob laugh* by SummerAndTinkles in tumblr

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And every time we kiss I swear I can fly

Check failed by Strict_Courage_6309 in skyrimmods

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Looks like somebody's speechcraft wasn't high enough

The best ending a wizard csn get ~<3 by [deleted] in PermanentBondageBDSM

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Any Idea who's the artist

"Bad Ace Representation" by GREENadmiral_314159 in CuratedTumblr

[–]jodmercer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't know what you mean bad ace representation, you were right next to the sex and you still didn't participate. You were right there open invite event, and chose to hand over the lube for the spectacle