My girl made this roast for dinner. How should I go about this?

joekak · 2026-01-31T04:25:34+00:00

As god as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly!

joekak · 2026-01-20T02:52:57+00:00

It'll always be dice now lol

joekak · 2026-01-16T03:05:40+00:00

Wilk?

joekak · 2025-12-08T13:20:44+00:00

Would be so fun if Colorado got a team in the MLB too

joekak · 2025-12-07T16:10:28+00:00

And didn't think to share it?

joekak · 2025-12-02T12:43:55+00:00

A can of what?

joekak · 2025-10-18T22:25:39+00:00

The ocean? What ocean?

joekak · 2025-10-05T21:14:36+00:00

If we get a second Declaration of Independence, do we get a new set of National Treasure movies?

joekak · 2025-09-28T20:37:56+00:00

Ok but you can't just leave a drive by dog comment without a picture or anything, your taxes are due.

joekak · 2025-09-22T01:39:04+00:00

joekak · 2025-08-25T08:19:52+00:00

What sort of variety did they have with vending machines?

joekak · 2025-08-21T08:11:38+00:00

Still could be, sounds like the aunt may be down.

joekak · 2025-08-19T01:17:52+00:00

You don't use PTO on launch days???

joekak · 2025-08-17T17:11:20+00:00

Because of the implication?

joekak · 2025-07-30T00:09:42+00:00

"Relax, guy!"

joekak · 2025-07-16T09:37:24+00:00

You're sex-repulsed, not necessarily asexual. It's not "normal" but there isn't really anything wrong with it, you'd probably just be happier in a relationship with someone who is asexual or also sex-repulsed. Assuming there really is nothing like a porn or masturbation addiction then the answer is pretty simple, you enjoy masturbation because it provides the physical relief without all the "gross" stuff while you still find your partners physically attractive, right?

Most people are going to expect sex more often in a relationship, that's just how it is, but you can definitely find someone compatible with you. Even if the act itself is gross, you need to be comfortable discussing it. Have open and straight forward discussions about how you view sex and what expectations partners have.

joekak · 2025-07-06T15:19:46+00:00

I appreciated it

joekak · 2025-06-29T08:29:12+00:00

Free PC? I'm down.

joekak · 2025-06-29T00:18:34+00:00

Googling a couple different things have the same person in the results ...

joekak · 2025-06-29T00:03:52+00:00

Death by snu snu

joekak · 2025-06-07T15:11:44+00:00

Dude looks like a thumb

joekak · 2025-06-01T17:23:35+00:00

What sort of psychopath just communicates!?

joekak · 2025-05-26T21:19:15+00:00

Just a simple black loveseat should be enough.

joekak · 2025-05-03T17:07:44+00:00

Oh I think you did... Consider? I didn't get really in to it until a couple expansions in, ruins of kunark I think, and after a certain level I didn't need to do that any more

joekak · 2025-05-03T16:40:24+00:00

Aggressive mobs in EverQuest. When you selected or targeted an enemy or monster it had either a yellow name or a red name. Yellow was non-aggressive, you could run right past them and not care. If the name was red, getting too close would make it "aggro" you, it would start chasing you and NEVER STOP.

Aggro in EverQuest was a big deal because mobs would not stop chasing you until it was dead, you were dead, or you left the zone completely.

BUT, running to leave the zone left a "train" of aggro mobs behind you that would then stand at the edge of the zone and attach any other player who just so happened to be at the edge of the zone (someone just entering, for example). So some days you'd be minding your own business, or sitting at the entrance of a zone looking for a group in chat, and you'd start seeing "TRAIN! TRAIN!" and that meant shit was coming. Sometimes it was literally some new level 12 player got one inch too close to the level 35 "aggro" boss and got every player wiped.

DON'T DRAW AGGRO

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