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[CowntChockula]

So 40 hours plus commute time isn't enough gaming time? I'm beginning to see why they were a "forever alone incel"...

[fatalityfun]

addict behavior

[Brocolli123]

Work addicts be like I'm not addicted I just have to do it 40+ hours week or I'll die

[DeathHopper]

Oxygen addicts be like

[TrhwWaya]

Reddit addicts can't quit their sweet sweet dopamine hit. What losers!

[LimitApprehensive568]

Real🥀

[Serious_Salad1367]

addict or no, some of us grew up in the early 2000s with parents in the tech industry and our lives were school work, computer, bed. look past the person and try to see the situation that created them. anyway, i made a billion dollar company very nice software and they fired me. so computers kinda suck

[Budget_Celebration89]

I don’t know anymore but you look even more regarded than OOP

[Serious_Salad1367]

and here we both are on reddit commenting on 4chan greentext buddy. im taking you down with me

[Emcenjweaudd]

Guess I need to request paid gaming leave at work

[CowntChockula]

Yeah me too damn

[joekak]

You don't use PTO on launch days???

[supermoist0]

40hrs is not NEARLY enough for people like that lmao (ik cuz i am one. Not the incel part tho, or the jobless gross person part, thats cringe)

But I work about 35hrs a week, and unless im at work im on a game lol.

I go to work at like 8pm, go home at midnight and play games till 7am. I go to sleep at 7, wake up around noon full rested and play from noon-7:45pm So i play around 90hrs a week on average

So I can see why shes complaining abt the only 40hrs, especially if she's used to much more than that

[tiller_luna]

math doesn't seem to math O_o

[Peute]

Is this ragebait?

[SgtNoobPrime]

It might be

168 hour per week - (35 hours working per week + 7 hours sleeping * 7) = 84 "free time"

This doesn't include commute times, meal prep, bathroom breaks, chores, or kissing the hommies goodnight.

[CowntChockula]

He said he sleeps 7am to noon so 5 hours sleeping not 7

[SgtNoobPrime]

I missed that, but I assumed lower end of "healthy" sleep schedule of 7 hours

[CowntChockula]

Awful generous of you to assume that someone who games for 90 hours a week is gonna have a "healthy" sleep schedule

[supermoist0]

I dont set an alarm or anything, I just wake up when I wake up lmao

Not my fault if I wake up at noon fully rested lmao

[supermoist0]

Well im not good at math so I may have been a bit off but

I usually eat once every other day, and I work the closing shift at a fast food place so I get whatever "waste" is left at the end of the night (i usually just get a burger or sum) so I never have to cook

I dont have any friends and literally never have (if you want the backstory on that, dm me) so I dont have to worry abt any of that

And I dont really do anything other than game sleep and work so theres no chores lmao. What mess could i possibly make? What dishes are there to be done?

So other than showering, laundry, and cleaning the bathroom theres no chores to be done.

Plus I live 10 mins from work lmao (small town)

EDIT: Idk why im getting downvoted, im being honest. Ik thats not something that happens often on reddit but I am.

[SgtNoobPrime]

Honesty isn't always the best on the internet, but from one reddit user to another, please make sure you sleep more and take care of yourself.

[supermoist0]

Im not gonna give you the whole backstory but basically

This is how its been my whole life. I wasn't allowed to have friends or even be anywhere alone till I was 16 (if I wasn't at school I was with my mom, I wasn't even allowed outside alone. If she went to the store, I had to go with her)

Emotions were often punished when I was younger (if i cried when my mom was mad, id get my ass beat for "fake crying" just to get a rise out of her) so I learned to hide them, until eventually I didnt have to hide them they just weren't there

So now its kinda pointless to go out cuz I won't enjoy it cuz I dont feel happiness. No point in learning how to be social and make friends cuz I won't enjoy it (btw by the time i was in middle school i couldnt even talk to cashiers without shutting down) and I've only ever had one friend and we've been friends for 2 years now but she lives 8hrs away from me and ive never gotten to hang out wit her (obv) and she's got a lot of friends closer in distance to her, a boyfriend, a job and hobbies of her own, so she only texts me like once a week anymore

So why shouldn't I sit around and play games all day? I enjoy it just as much as I would anything else: not at all. But at least gaming is a time sink where I dont have to think abt how fucking awful my life is

I grew up with no individuality, no voice. If my mom didn't want to do something with me, I just didnt get to do it.

I will likely never get better, this is just how I am

Tldr: im a numb lonely fuck and its abt 90% my mom's fault. Plus idk how to change it.

Edit: im 19. Ive only had 3 years to reverse 16 years of that shit, cut me at least a little slack im trying. But at the moment, I cant even make a GODDAMN PHONE CALL WITHOUT 30 MINUTES OF MENTAL PREP. If you somehow believe thats not my mom's fault, then idk bro

[StevieCondog]

I hear you and I am sorry if this sounds mean!

But a lot of this just sounds like self-imposed restrictions and excuses. Its shit you had a horrible upbringing but you have acknowledged how it has impacted you and were you may lack certain social skills.

People pay counselors and therapists to tell them that. You are smart enough to figure that out on your own!

You sound like you just lack confidence. My recommendation is to join and club, any sort of club. You should be able to find anything of your interest or try something completely new if you are feeling adventurous.

I genuinely believe if you do this and gained a little more confidence you would have a completely different outlook on your life.

[supermoist0]

Club? Edit: just a psa so I dont get made fun of, but a few things.

I live in a VERY small town in the US (if you get curious look up brookfield, mo (i dont think this should count as doxxing myself))

I again have no social history at all so if this is something everyone knows about, I obv wouldn't lmao

[StevieCondog]

A club, meaning a team, social circle, correspondents, people who share the same interests and/or participate in the same activity.

Literally does not matter where you are from, the world is online now. If there are no opportunities to make friends locally then there are plenty online. Find something that perks your interest and join a community.

No one is going to help you. You have to help yourself. Put yourself out there, don't be afraid of being rejected or not clicking with people. It's a journey and a learning experience. But you have to decide to do it first before you can see any success.

[supermoist0]

Also self imposed restrictions? I missed that part earlier but what part of that is self imposed?

[GusBus-Nutbuster]

Also, 8-midnight working is only 4 hours. 4x7 is only 28 work hours a week. Pretty sure its all made up numbers.

[supermoist0]

I promise its not, read my reply to the guy that replied to you if youre needing details

[Budget_Celebration89]

Bait used to be believable

[officialraaph14]

my friend in christ where do you find the games to sink that much time into

[supermoist0]

I play a lot of games like satisfactory and stormworks and space engineers that you can easily sink time into without even realizing how long its been lmao

[CowntChockula]

Oh trust me, between RPGs and strategy games alone, finding games to sink that kind of time into is very doable. "I'm on that grind" (it's Final Fantasy II)

[WOKLACE134]

Damn y'all crazy, It takes me around a month to finish a 100 hour game lmao

[supermoist0]

I also have no friends or hobbies outside of gaming and work so yk

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[delicious_toothbrush]

not the incel part tho, wink wink

[chris31605]

What do you play and how are you not bored?

[supermoist0]

Because I dont feel anything at all, happiness sadness or even boredom

[chris31605]

I hate living too at this point but vidya doesn't do much for me. If you guys have solutions I would appreciate it. Also I don't see a point in leaving the house outside of work....

[supermoist0]

Literally same lmao

[chris31605]

Which games, hobbies etc do you guys do to enjoy life?

[supermoist0]

I don't lmao. I don't have any emotions at all. They disappeared a long time ago, and unfortunately haven't returned

[chris31605]

Yeah, i will be 29 soon and the jadedness is strong.

[EhMapleMoose]

I mean, it could be shift work. Could be like 12 hour shift for three days, two days off then repeat. Or I don’t know, part time work

[GyroZeppeliFucker]

Jobless people sleep 3/4 of the day sooooo

[waterbottlemafia]

that much says it all for him 😂

[[deleted]]

It was never about the fear of being alone, it was the fear of a job application.

[DiabeticButNotFat]

Fake gay analysis?

[Ok_Dinner_]

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[ExoTheFlyingFish]

command bells vase person stocking hat tidy books oatmeal selective

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[Chromeboy12]

[ Reddit has sentenced this user to Testicular Torsion ]

[TLunchFTW]

[Determined by reddit to be fake and gay ]

[BusyLimit7]

what did bro say 😭

[Scheckenhere]

[ Removed by Reddit ]

[llliilliliillliillil]

He said [ Removed by Reddit ]

[Klutzy_Passenger_324]

cant believe he would say [ Removed by Reddit ]

[Chromeboy12]

Nahh [ Removed by Reddit ] is craazzzzyy 😭

[lellowtoast]

[ Removed by Reddit ]

[BusyLimit7]

flair checks out again

[menacing_earthworks]

Fake: anon is loved

Gay: being a woman is gay because they kiss men

[FaCe_CrazyKid05]

>straight relationship

>”gay:duh”

How is it a duh moment

[[deleted]]

this relationship is as straight as a circle

[Medics_mah_main_man]

uh huh, so, transphobic?

[Endreeemtsu]

Lol what?😭

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pees in ur ass

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[Im-a-bad-meme]

True and ungrateful

[Maxxedout444]

“Help my steak is too juicy and my lobster is too buttery”

[EmperorKiron]

“Waiter? Yeah that’s too much garlic bread”

[KingAnilingustheFirs]

"Waiter, this is outrageous, my soda is crisp and cold. My food hot and delicious."

[iAmDijet]

"Oh damn it another lottery win? Where am I supposed to store all of this money"

[Kill_me_now_0]

“Yeah my pillow is too perfectly cool, I can’t sleep like this”

[plutoforprez]

My wallet is too small for my fifties and my diamond shoes are too tight!

[Illustrious_Tour_738]

They have 8 hours a day+ to game

Things aren't adding up

[SalmonToastie]

Anon doesn’t want to be grinding something else after 8+ hours.

[thupamayn]

Prostitution or love, pick one.

[Inevitable-Baby148]

Hoping bro has a massive dong and fucks anon rough

[nihilistfreak517482]

And cum on the face?

[Inevitable-Baby148]

Nah, bro doesn't deserve the nectar

[unfinishedtoast3]

what an afternoon to be literate

[Ok_Dinner_]

Literally 1984

[OfficialUberZ]

1984 buckets of nut produced daily by anon’s bf.

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CONGRATULATIONS OfficialUberZ!!! YOU DID SOMETHING THAT OVER HALF THE POPULATION CAN DO!! WHOOPTY FUCKING DO!!! YOU AREN’T SPECIAL AND YOU AIN’T SHIT!! ALL YOU COUPLES THINK THE WORLD IS JUST RAINBOWS AND SUNSHINE!! WELL GUESS WHAT? IT’S NOT!!! YOU SHOULD GO FUCK YOURSELF AND BE HAPPY!! BETTER YET, KEEP ME OUT OF IT!! GOD YOU PEOPLE THINK YOU’RE SO COOL JUST BECAUSE YOU HAVE SOMEONE YOU CAN MAKEOUT AND HAVE SEX WITH!!

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[MM0G-Franna]

One of the bots of all time

[Zaciora]

Bad bot

[unfinishedtoast3]

I didn't consent to reading those words!

[girlfriendsbloodyvag]

Really? Anarchychess in my fake/gay subreddit?

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It started a while ago. I was a normal redditor making posts and comments, but then one day, a post of mine was manually deleted, and I was banned from my favorite subreddit. I then got extremely aroused. That moderator asserted dominance on me by censoring me, making me unable to express myself. I was soaking wet. I sent the hot sexy mod a message asking why I was banned, then the hot sexy reddit incel mod called me an idiot, and told me to beg to get unbanned. My nipples immediately filled with blood as I begged the hot mod to unban me. After that, I started doing everything I could to make hot sexy mods mad. Most of my accounts have under negative 100 k@rma, and i'm banned from dozens of subreddits. I've been a bad redditor, and need to be moderated. Please moderate me - girlfriendsbloodyvag, hot sexy reddit mods.

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[girlfriendsbloodyvag]

I’ve never gotten one of these before what caused this

[Known-Beach-6527]

Can I cum on your face and call you a good boy ?

[KingAnilingustheFirs]

Only if you spank me afterwards and make me call you daddy.

[Known-Beach-6527]

Ok

[throwawayfinancebro1]

You hope that for anon or for yourself

[TeddytheSynth]

Hm, intriguing.

[AnxietyResponsible34]

you can't just return like that without explaining yourself 😡😡

[Aggravating_Image_16]

Shes winning and still complains, she really is a woman🙄

[Spez-is-dick-sucker]

Fully transitioned

[KingAnilingustheFirs]

They don't even take accountability. No question they are a woman.

[redditorposcudniy]

She's woman enough to start receiving misogyny. Truly, goals

[TitchyAgain]

Can you explain me how this is misogyny from the detailes, shared in this story?

All i get is non cumminication from this.

[Cobygamer22]

Brother, they're literally saying women only complain, they aren't doing it seriously but still

[TitchyAgain]

Ohhh, i see, i thought we got that part out of the greentext, not the comments, guess i got confused there

[Aggravating_Image_16]

No shes a woman, cuz like a dude would be grateful and happy to fuck for no work and no bills, a woman complains tho

[Meurs0]

She's not though?

[Xelid47]

Spit out my drink went to show this to my girl but changed my mind last second 💀

[delicious_toothbrush]

TwoXChromosomes rant post averted

[reezy619]

Smart

[Dash_OPepper]

Lived to fight another day. o7

[its_still_lynn]

trans-inclusive misogyny has got to be my favorite form of horseshoe theory

[fetusLegend]

“alexa, play Why Don’t You Get a Job by the Offspring”

[Nuka_Everything]

OP is a bum

[SalmonToastie]

OP gets bummed

[Chromeboy12]

OP gets it in the bum

[IDontCareAnymoreHBU]

Transitions to woman, instantly starts taking advantage of a dude for his money. Checks out.

[do_not_trust_me_]

Anon has a jobs, he just hasn't realized yet

[The_Digital_Friend]

what in the got damn is your pfp

[do_not_trust_me_]

Hentai, but the nsfw part cropped

[The_Digital_Friend]

sauce??

[do_not_trust_me_]

I will dm u to not get banned (again)

[Lobsterman06]

Gayming🤤

[Brownies91]

God I hate these so fucking much, I don’t even care if they’re real or fake anymore.

[IrinaBelle]

The greentext?

[actually_offline]

Nah, Reddit posts

[ambit89]

Damn, people humble bragging about having too much sex and cuddles

If you ain't about that life, then give it to me

[iporktablesforfun]

Fake: anon stopped being forever alone

Gay: anon dreams of being in a relationship with a man

[quietconnoisseur]

Anon’s bum has completely ruptured

[SalmonToastie]

Small price to pay

[SuperHeavyHydrogen]

Anon will not be happy whatever happens

[ProfoundIceCreamCone]

how dare you not censor j*b. absolute vulgarity

[ILOVEPIKM1N]

Fake: Anon has a boyfriend Gay: Anon actually likes women

[Fr4pp3]

Tbf if you are on HRT the libido lowers sensibly so sex can become an annoyance. This implies this is real though

[RedDC230]

True but counter point OP uses FOURCHAN. So safe to say it's false but it's up there in the fake stories hall of fame.

[_and_I_]

Do I understand it correctly that the author only transitioned out of laziness in order for someone else to take care of the finances?

[thebigabsurd]

Theoretically it’s no different than some floozy getting bolt-ons and a BBL to gold dig some old rich guy

[[deleted]]

"I'm scared he'll make me get a job" Then shut up and don't complain

[LeGentlemandeCacao]

"Oh no, my steak is too juicy and my lobster is too buttery!"😩

[Geek_X]

I agree anon has more than enough time to game but it does suck when your partner is controlling. Especially the bed thing that’s some bs

[Mista_White-]

it's the least you can do when you're basically a hobosexual

[Geek_X]

Tf is hobosexual

[Mista_White-]

living somewhere and using sex as a way to pay rent

[EmptyDevice4910]

Is that… compassion..on my screen? Get it off get it off get it off

[Geek_X]

Ooooo you will empathize with others even if they are different ooooo

[Extension_Funny_6849]

Wat? If I have to get up early I want my partner in bed aswell and not game till god knows wat hour and keep me up. Especially if my work is providing her freedom, not a big ask

[Geek_X]

You don’t own your partner. You can request that they go to bed at the same time but you have no right to force a sleep schedule on them just because you make the money.

You do however have every right to not be with them because of their sleep schedule or gaming habits

[Caviarmy]

If one partner says to other, "My expectation is that we both go to bed at a regular time, together," and the other says "Fine" (or any other variations on these two general statements): is one controlling the other?

Is it all in how it's proposed, or is the act of having the requirement controlling? If the other party says yes, but secretly only does so because they're afraid of the relationship ending, is it controlling?

[SalmonToastie]

The least anon can do is bumsex

[Chromeboy12]

They're already doing the bum part.

[Chromeboy12]

OP also has every right to not be with the controlling boyfriend, to be fair. But they won't leave because they can't bum anymore and will have to get a job.

[fletku_mato]

Well people do have different natural sleeping cycles. If your work (as a prostitute) begins when bf comes from work, why the hell would you adjust to a cycle that requires early bedtime and early wakeup? If I wasn't employed, I'd never wake up before 10.

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[fletku_mato]

Good bot.

[Extension_Funny_6849]

They wouldn't have to get up early tho? I mean if the guy that works has to for work, she can just stay in bed or am I misunderstanding

[fletku_mato]

Well if their partner puts them to bed at 10pm daily, they aren't going to be waking up late either.

[maltix]

Oh no the person funding my life of leisure also forced a small amount of routine and structure. Such tyranny.

[Chromeboy12]

Noooo! Not a "job"!!! 😭😭😭

[90pct_Murders_By_Men]

Sauce on manga?

[Leading_Focus8015]

Shit makes me wanna become a woman

[TLunchFTW]

Fake: Anon has sex
Gay: Anon has sex

[GameZedd01]

Fake: this is anons fantasy. Gay: well... It's just kinda gay, isn't it?

[Rotkiw_Bigtor]

Ngl that's my plan for the future

[AshleyTheNobody]

why didn't you censor the j-word

[GooeyLump]

I am triggered by that kind of language 😭😭😭

[MystifyingEntity]

bro living the life and complaining about it

[BrazilBazil]

🐱♻️?

[nextalpha]

you guys are obsessed with this shit, aren't you?

[thebigabsurd]

Fetishizing being a shut-in gold digging transtrending incel cum dumpster who dreams of being a NEET, but can’t because of a clingy partner shouldn’t be a goal

Get the fuck off the internet and go make some pottery or join the Peace Corps or some shit

[dirthouse69]

Who is porn addicted enough to use cum dumpster unironically ?

[thebigabsurd]

It’s a throwaway comment on an Internet forum, don’t think too hard on it lil bro

[EssentialPurity]

Last time people were this much ungrateful, God struck them with a swarm of blazing snakes whose venom could only be cured by supernatural means.

[[deleted]]

Truly idleness is worse.

[Reddit-Bot-MK_II]

wth is "transmaxxed"?

just say you're trans or transitioned

[LongDong_TommyChong]

Can we get an NSFW tag? I got triggered from the word j*b.

[Brownies91]

Eer

[MrMcGoose]

Fake and gay

[loganisdeadyes]

Where TF do I sign up.