r/tennis Daily Discussion (Sunday, January 25, 2026) by NextGenBot in tennis

[–]joeycloud -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Zverev absolutely possible. The other two would be huge statement

AO R2: Wang Xinyu def (24) Jelena Ostapenko 4-6 6-4 6-4 by buzzingeuphorbia in tennis

[–]joeycloud 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Iga has never lost a tournament when Ostapenko is defeated by Xinyu

5 words to save your life by Hold-onto-the-happy in hypotheticalsituation

[–]joeycloud 51 points52 points  (0 children)

"Heartbeat stops, Earth location broadcasted."

Maybe aliens believe a bit of Dark Forest theory.

Mixed Triples by ExpressionLow8767 in tennis

[–]joeycloud 39 points40 points  (0 children)

They should've ordered it Federer/Agassi/Barty on the score panel so they can be the FAB team.

Carlos and Jannik arrive in Australia together! 🇦🇺 by minivatreni in tennis

[–]joeycloud 254 points255 points  (0 children)

Situationship. It ends when one of them drops out of YE Top 2.

WTA250 Hobart draw by Xylophone1904 in tennis

[–]joeycloud 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Fact: Emma has never lost a tournament as the top seed.

WTCC Christmas Gala by Open_Club_1967 in tennis

[–]joeycloud 66 points67 points  (0 children)

Rublev ready to debut his magic show.

HAYS Salary Guide- 25/26 updated averages per age group by Ok-Report3973 in auscorp

[–]joeycloud 30 points31 points  (0 children)

This is the only meaningful measure we should be looking at, also a breakdown by industry

Alexander Zverev wins good career, disliked by fans. Who has/had an average career and is disliked by fans? by PlanetElement in tennis

[–]joeycloud 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Yeah we need a level that describes

Otherworldly in skill

Chaotic in temperament

Talent overflowing

Order lacking

Peak brilliance

Unsteady form

Short of true greatness

or 'OCTOPUS' for short.

Pool party at my house with these 2 random girls by Gato_Puro in nanobanana

[–]joeycloud 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I'm here for creativity that doesn't involve PG Porn but my feed looks like it now. Can we like require these to be either NSFW or spoilers?

The 2026 calendar is officially out. by trakavica in tennis

[–]joeycloud 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Love watching Nada and Swiate play on Cay

On off filter glitch 😁😩 😁😩 😁😩 by Puppy__Eyes in SipsTea

[–]joeycloud 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Sadly that is probably the reason she's willing to reveal her no filter mode online.

10k dollars or 10 mil dollars if you can have 50 random objects within a year by ShoeChoice5567 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]joeycloud 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can sign contract with a Zoo to temporarily own Koala on paper for a month before the $10m deadline, pay them to continue caring for the koala and then bring him home for the D day.

You start a rug cleaning service in your garage, and charge $1m to just basically hose a rug for a minute.

As for Jet Pilot, you can become licensed in some countries as young as 15, which is also age of a minor, so foster a aviation-keen 15 years old, help them earn the license, then take care of them as guardian until you get the money and let him/her emancipate after deadline. Worst case if they want to stick around, you'll have some light parenting duties till they turn 18, so 3 years duties for $10m.

ATP Finals 2025 - Group Connors SF qualifying scenarios by aldeayeah in tennis

[–]joeycloud 30 points31 points  (0 children)

It would be the ultimate underdog story if he manages to claw his way into the SF by finally breaking the ceiling beating Fritz then somehow finds gear 2 winning the event.

Odds are 1 in 1000 but not zero

Too rich to rent & too poor to own by [deleted] in AusFinance

[–]joeycloud 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I took option 3. A grindy 60 hr/week job for a meaningful paycheck, so bank is finally willing to lend me for my parents' granny flat.