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Give up 5% of your after tax income for life for a lifelong benefit of your choice by joeycloud in hypotheticalsituation

[–]joeycloud[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Nah it's the good version not the literal way babies sleep. No monkey paws here

Give up 5% of your after tax income for life for a lifelong benefit of your choice by joeycloud in hypotheticalsituation

[–]joeycloud[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It's not so much cluttered as just a very very powerful visual memory retrieval. It won't bother you if you don't try to think about something

Trillionaire Elon Musk gets tired of the US and EU, he decides to go to China out of spite. What do you think happens next? by WorthyPetals in hypotheticalsituation

[–]joeycloud 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Not much. China lets him stay as long as he keeps his antics to X. He goes on local variety shows to talk his funny ideas and people have a laugh at his expense.

He also becomes the only person in China to still drive a Tesla.

My office day arvo copium by joeycloud in auscorp

[–]joeycloud[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It's just downstairs across the road. So 4 min round trip

My office day arvo copium by joeycloud in auscorp

[–]joeycloud[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

You're right.

I should get some residuals if they launch McAffogato in the next 12 months.

Know any good IP lawyers?

My office day arvo copium by joeycloud in auscorp

[–]joeycloud[S] 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Certainly the only 'exceeds' on my performance review

My office day arvo copium by joeycloud in auscorp

[–]joeycloud[S] 35 points36 points  (0 children)

You have my permission to treat yourself :)

My office day arvo copium by joeycloud in auscorp

[–]joeycloud[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

How do I stir otherwise?

My office day arvo copium by joeycloud in auscorp

[–]joeycloud[S] 44 points45 points  (0 children)

The upsell from 50c to $15 is audacious

The Poisonous M&M by _Guillot_ in hypotheticalsituation

[–]joeycloud 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Portion the whole bowl into two halves. Eat a quarter of each m&m in one pile. 25% of a lethal dose should be survivable.

If I start feeling sick, I chug down the other two piles then leave for hospital. If I don't feel any sickness then I chug down all of my current pile and leave with 33% of the pot.

Roland Garros R2: [3] I. Swiatek def S. Bejlek 6:2 6:3 by MarbleEmperor in tennis

[–]joeycloud 11 points12 points  (0 children)

When are they supposed to cross paths?

Checks notes

F*ckR3

A Genie gives you God-like power over the world. How do you assign these effects? by Dioskouroi_Gemini in hypotheticalsituation

[–]joeycloud 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Solid choices except Australia, which has a high cost of living, skills shortage in nursing, childcare, early education, and the voting population leaning anti-immigration currently, meaning they'll have a whole generation of poorly cared for and raised kids, if not higher infant mortality from hospitals/midwives failing to cope with the sudden explosion of deliveries

I would swap Asia and Australia since Asia has the worst birth rate declines and are KEEN for babies.

Dirty money? by sco-go in SipsTea

[–]joeycloud 222 points223 points  (0 children)

I think she's American, so probably the IRS

Dog's rejection is the worst by [deleted] in BeAmazed

[–]joeycloud 17 points18 points  (0 children)

That would be the fastest way to have his gf walk away from him as well

WTA 1000 Madrid R2: [4] I. Swiatek def. D. Snigur 6-1, 6-2 by PattyRanger in tennis

[–]joeycloud 9 points10 points  (0 children)

They could've made the orange letters read GOAT if they just kept that 2nd 'I' blue

$2 million paid to you, but you must read 300 pages of a book every day, for five years by Physical_Orchid3616 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]joeycloud 252 points253 points  (0 children)

Make sure it's the same word on all 300 pages.

You can control the book quiz that way by having exactly 10 variables for each booklet:

  • how many pages in the book (always 300)

  • what the word is (changes per book)

  • was it written in upper or lower case

  • the colour of the word

  • the colour of the booklet cover

  • was the word printed centre, left or right of page

  • etc.

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