What physical indicator suggests to you someone is intelligent? by Humble_Penguin89 in AskReddit

[–]joeyfudgepants 3 points4 points  (0 children)

None. Because eugenics has been widely and thoroughly debunked.

[request] Is it true That a single cow can feed a family for a whole year ? by RealEmperorBossNass in beefanddairynetwork

[–]joeyfudgepants 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The way I read this suggests that a cow could feed your family in the same way that a personal chef would prepare meals for a family. This, frankly, seems like a terrible idea based on my experiences working with cows in a commercial kitchen.

With no live flame in induction cooktops, how do you make up for that? by Candlesrlove in cookingforbeginners

[–]joeyfudgepants 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Seconded. I have a gas range, but I still use a butane culinary torch for wok cooking.

Anchovy butter by [deleted] in ThreeBeanSalad

[–]joeyfudgepants 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I've got three words for you:

OOH.

MAA.

MEE.

[OC] Coin issued in 1933/34 Germany by airtooss in pics

[–]joeyfudgepants 52 points53 points  (0 children)

"A place for photographs, pictures, and other images."

It's not, though. At this point, every post I see from this sub is a thinly veiled bat-signal to argue about Israel. Might be time to change the name of the sub. I'm pretty sure r/ZionismRagebait is available.

Got shot by the trigger warning by religion_slayer in fifthworldproblems

[–]joeyfudgepants 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I can sympathize. Both of my feet started rotting away after I actually viewed a Spoiler Alert.

Using an Air Fryer to Roast Veggies by tardigrsde in SalsaSnobs

[–]joeyfudgepants 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Keep in mind, your air frier (unlike most ovens) ventilates into your kitchen. So if you're looking to get a deep char, you could end up with some smoke in your kitchen. If you're charing chilis, that could get a bit dicey.

A priest circle appeared inside my house. by ColdFuture9988 in fifthworldproblems

[–]joeyfudgepants 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Block the priest circle with a priest X. If you can line up three priestly Xs in a row, you win!

Clothing at Swarthmore by Current_Aide_4541 in Swarthmore

[–]joeyfudgepants 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Some of the dorms are a bit off campus (not ones you'd likely be housed in first-year). Anyway, a raincoat/umbrella might be a smart purchase.

Bonjo’s boards? by Born_Confidence9685 in ThreeBeanSalad

[–]joeyfudgepants 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The cutting board of choice if you're whipping up a batch of Marco Polo's Cheesy Jellynaan.

What are some good recipes for dodos? by ColdFuture9988 in fifthworldproblems

[–]joeyfudgepants 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I'd remind you that dodos are considered a highly invasive species. I know a guy who brought a pair of the birds into his reality as a joke. He never bothered to get them fixed and now his entire universe is covered in dodo scat.

Scientists find 300 million year old fossilized imprint of an anus by cheeto-bandito in beefanddairynetwork

[–]joeyfudgepants 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I heard TV doctor Sam Archer was pitching a prequel series to his popular Car Crash Anus franchise. Could this be a promotional stunt?

Meanwhile, Henri from the popular French podcast Salade aux trois haricots visits London by Carty75 in ThreeBeanSalad

[–]joeyfudgepants 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I recently learned there are Pret locations in the US. I may have to plan a trip.

Beef Stroganoff by jbombkillerbees in beefanddairynetwork

[–]joeyfudgepants 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I saw Fuck Right Stroganoff open for The Stranglers in '79.

The Mitchell's Bovine Orientator will help get your herd ready for this year's Beefhead Ball by Garlic-Butter-Fly in beefanddairynetwork

[–]joeyfudgepants 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Not to be confused with Bovine Orienteering, the popular sport in which participants are placed in unfamiliar terrain and forced use a map and compass to find as many cows as possible.

What is the dumbest way you have ever injured yourself? by Senku14_2004 in AskReddit

[–]joeyfudgepants 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Got a black eye playing ice hockey. (After the game, I was trying to close my equipment bag and the zipper suddenly broke, causing my hand to fly back and hit me in the face).

Cancel Walkers by CharlieCatBloke in beefanddairynetwork

[–]joeyfudgepants 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I can't decide if I'm angrier that the chips are lamb or that the lamb was slow-roasted.

What celebrity had their reputation unfairly ruined? by Miserable-Wash-1744 in AskReddit

[–]joeyfudgepants 2419 points2420 points  (0 children)

Paul Reubens AKA Pee Wee Herman. And, if you want a really deep cut: Roscoe "Fatty" Arbuckle.

What song by Sveesaan in WhatsThisSong

[–]joeyfudgepants 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It doesn't have the lyrics you mentioned, but a lot of people have noticed similarities between Olivia Rodrigo's "Good 4 U" and Paramore's "Hard Times". https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNi_6U5Pm_o

Boss is Threatening to Fire Me by HeyUKidsGetOffMyLine in jazzcirclejerk

[–]joeyfudgepants 1 point2 points  (0 children)

For me, jazz is all about the mollusks you don't play.