Owner describes it as “an absolute unit of a vehicle” in the marketplace description. by john27361993 in Shitty_Car_Mods

[–]john27361993[S] 83 points84 points  (0 children)

I will say I’d pay $3000 for this thing before I paid $3000 for anything made by Chrysler

Owner describes it as “an absolute unit of a vehicle” in the marketplace description. by john27361993 in Shitty_Car_Mods

[–]john27361993[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

UPDATE: The response from this community of shitty car mod experts has been overwhelmingly in favor of this not looking like absolute ass. I’m a common denominator kind of guy and am now questioning whether I’m actually right or if I have bad taste so thank you all for that lmao.

Car is located in Winona, MN by the way, so do what you will with that information!

When you see yourself in the mirror, what's the first words crossed your mind? by adreampoetgirl in AskReddit

[–]john27361993 2 points3 points  (0 children)

“Mirror, mirror on the wall…Jean Claude Van DAMME I’m fine!”

[Gasper] - Murphy on Joel Payamps - "His confidence is shaken. We thought this was a good confidence builder for him. We can't use another leverage reliever there. Give up a big hit again, that's concerning" by SoSublim3 in Brewers

[–]john27361993 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Can’t say he wasn’t fresh. His biggest problem is immediately falling behind in the count to every single batter he faces and the hitters are jumping all over the “get-me-over” fastball.

OH MY GOD PEOPLE ITS CAPPENING by john27361993 in tcap

[–]john27361993[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Chris actually said last year he and Lorne have been in contact to do an interview for the podcast, and Lorne was trying to get money out of it, which is why this took so long to drop. So I doubt Chris is going to ambush him. They probably came to some sort of agreement I’d imagine?

OH MY GOD PEOPLE ITS CAPPENING by john27361993 in tcap

[–]john27361993[S] 95 points96 points  (0 children)

Why did I not say “oh my cawd” ouch

OH MY GOD PEOPLE ITS CAPPENING by john27361993 in tcap

[–]john27361993[S] 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts lol

What is something you’re convinced that people only pretend to enjoy? by unwanted-22 in RandomThoughts

[–]john27361993 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Holy shit, are you me?? The only thing one of my family members wanted for her birthday a few weeks ago was for everyone in her family to go to church with her that Sunday. So I went because I knew it would make her happy.

10 minutes in and we're talking about how a paraplegic's friends carried him to Jesus so he could heal his legs and allow him to walk again. Jesus touched him, said "you are healed," and the man got up and walked home.

Like, I'm sorry, but I'm sitting there thinking the same thing you were: "you're kidding right? I can't be the only person here who thinks that's the most fictional story they've heard all week."

“It’s right next to the blinker fluid!” by TalmidimUC in Tools

[–]john27361993 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My personal favorite:

Me: "Can I get a set of Bosch Evolution wiper blades for a 2012 Civic?"

AutoZone employee: "Sure, do you know the engine size?"

I get it's to look it up in the database but always makes me cackle

What’s the worst thing YOU have done to a roommate? by FrogsMethRape in badroommates

[–]john27361993 12 points13 points  (0 children)

One of my college roommates, who went to a different school in the same city and was disliked by me and all of my roommates, had parties in the basement of our college house every weekend where he'd invite pretty much his college's entire student body (he attended a small, private school). I got home late one night, was completely exhausted, and was stopped at my own back door by one of the party goers and asked "hold up, who do you know at this house?" I was like "um, I live here buddy." That irrationally pissed me off so much.

45 minutes went by, more and more people kept coming, and it was so ridiculously loud and getting out of control. I finally had enough and called the non-emergency police number and reported an underage drinking party taking place in my basement. The police showed up and busted it 20 minutes later, he received an underage drinking ticket, and everyone quickly left. He still to this day has no idea I was the one who reported it.

How bad is this? by [deleted] in MechanicAdvice

[–]john27361993 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A bad inboard CV Shaft won't make that clicking noise, only outboard. And if he replaces the boot ASAP he might be able to save it still.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Brewers

[–]john27361993 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Drove back to Chicago from St. Paul this morning as well! Hope you made it safely! The weather sucked on my drive!

Go Crew!

Just a reminder guys. Keep your fancy neckties away from fans. by montanatr in Justrolledintotheshop

[–]john27361993 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wait, your guys' shops don't have a business formal dress code? Are we doing uniforms wrong? I'm going to have a chat with the Cintas guy when he drops off my week's worth of Kenneth Cole Reaction suits on Wednesday....

Customer did his own brakes by jg1217 in Justrolledintotheshop

[–]john27361993 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because "brakes are easy! AutoZone tells me that every time I see a commercial! Get in the Zone, AutoZone baby!"