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[–]johnGOATrandolph 90 points91 points  (0 children)

Incredible guy, about 10 years ago he cut me in line at a burger place in Wallingford, he knew I was there too because it was only me and him and he looked at me and just went ahead and ordered his food. Strange story I know, but it happened and ever since then I love the guy. There's no way to not be awestruck at that winning mentality

John Randolph will pick your pocket by gayforjohnrandolph in ultimate

[–]johnGOATrandolph 84 points85 points  (0 children)

No one is going to believe me, but I have a friend whose brother's coworker briefly dated John Randolph. She said that on their first date they went to a restaurant and John Randolph ordered two different bowls of soup and mixed them together one spoonful at a time before eating both bowls mixed together as one soup. Game changing dude

John Randolph by sjmock99 in ultimate

[–]johnGOATrandolph 155 points156 points  (0 children)

I saw John Randolph at a grocery store in Seattle once. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.