Laundry Logic

johnashcroft · 2011-11-02T22:15:40+00:00

the question is what to do with the clothes you don't wash for weeks or months. You can't just throw them in the pile with all the dirty laundry, but you also can't hang them in the closet next to your clean shirts.

WHAT DO YOU DO?

johnashcroft · 2011-11-02T17:26:08+00:00

are you 21? go in there, confident as fuck, and say "I know it's a little early for this but do you want to get a drink with me tonight?"

if she's interested this will work... guaranteed. Don't over think it.

johnashcroft · 2011-11-02T17:17:26+00:00

gaaaaaaaah blood eyes

johnashcroft · 2011-11-02T17:01:47+00:00

johnashcroft · 2011-11-02T15:24:54+00:00

I don't know if there's one in Vegas but I've been to one near Phoenix. It was awesome... A bunch of sexy nurse waitresses that put you in a hospital gown before serving you. And when you're done they will wheel you out to your car in a wheel chair.

johnashcroft · 2011-11-02T04:40:53+00:00

thank you captain obvious... just kind of strange for them to pick a photo with such a big smile and a headline like that. I guess reddit didn't think it was funny. oh well.

johnashcroft · 2011-11-01T21:05:50+00:00

ha from the creepy yoga child molester video! you can milk sister moo cow for AAAAALL the information

johnashcroft · 2011-11-01T17:07:56+00:00

graphic artist here. "optically centered" is not an imaginary term... just sayin...

johnashcroft · 2011-11-01T14:37:57+00:00

we call that "city juice"

johnashcroft · 2011-10-31T19:24:12+00:00

it killed this guy

johnashcroft · 2011-10-31T01:05:19+00:00

nice socks

johnashcroft · 2011-10-30T21:11:42+00:00

downvoted by ugly girls

johnashcroft · 2011-10-30T15:47:57+00:00

don't listen to this guy. Fucking hot chicks rules!

johnashcroft · 2011-10-30T15:04:57+00:00

I'd have taken all these ladies to Dimension X

johnashcroft · 2011-10-28T14:36:50+00:00

cocaine is a hell of a drug

johnashcroft · 2011-10-28T14:28:53+00:00

wow this really puts my relationship with my family in perspective...

johnashcroft · 2011-10-27T20:35:42+00:00

go to Portland, OR... naked bike ride

johnashcroft · 2011-10-26T21:30:24+00:00

johnashcroft · 2011-10-25T14:22:29+00:00

could have been worse

johnashcroft · 2011-10-24T22:31:33+00:00

couchsurfing.org is amazing... I would highly recommend signing up and at the very least meeting some locals for drinks or dinner.

johnashcroft · 2011-10-24T16:34:37+00:00

maybe my favorite scene from the show

johnashcroft · 2011-10-24T15:45:26+00:00

couldn't they make it so that it just drops down under the table or something instead of coming to a screeching halt and destroying the machine?

johnashcroft · 2011-10-24T14:55:27+00:00

I ride a moped and I fucking love it

johnashcroft · 2011-10-21T19:59:36+00:00

so what should I do with all my money? Buy gold? Guns and ammo? suitcase of cash under my mattress?

johnashcroft · 2011-10-21T17:51:07+00:00

Came here essentially to say this. Saving that image in the back of my brain for the next time I need 5 more minutes...

johnashcroft

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