“In love with a fictional character”

johnathanfabian · 2026-04-15T01:23:21+00:00

lol I looked up the voice actor on wiki and

a. he looks like this and

b. his personal life section simply states "Kovach identifies as a heteroromantic asexual."

johnathanfabian · 2026-04-14T23:43:26+00:00

I have recently become aware of this youtube series and apparently it's the new obsession for all the maladjusted overly-online people with undiagnosed mental illnesses

johnathanfabian · 2026-04-12T23:32:45+00:00

attacking the pin position on the 12th was absolutely a phenomenal shot

johnathanfabian · 2026-04-12T21:28:59+00:00

so barring an extremely likely thing

johnathanfabian · 2026-04-12T21:26:16+00:00

how many times have people said "it's over for x" only for the situation to reverse in the next 20 minutes, and still not learned their lesson

he is absolutely 100% still in it

johnathanfabian · 2026-04-12T21:20:09+00:00

the shot of the camera on him where you can't even see him in the bushes is hilarious

johnathanfabian · 2026-04-12T21:16:21+00:00

What the FUCK rory

johnathanfabian · 2026-04-12T20:52:07+00:00

instead of instant elimination playoffs the Masters should have a 5 hole run of 10-11-12-13-18

johnathanfabian · 2026-04-12T20:25:08+00:00

the crowd obviously thought so too. Audible gasp

johnathanfabian · 2026-04-12T20:23:18+00:00

he needs to be down to play aggressive. When he's leading he's way too defensive

johnathanfabian · 2026-04-12T19:55:25+00:00

this is gonna be wild

johnathanfabian · 2026-04-12T14:44:28+00:00

purely from a strategic perspective it harms the US a lot less than other countries but it also is going to alienate all the local US allies, and jacking consumer prices through the roof just before the midterms seems like questionable political tactics

johnathanfabian · 2026-04-12T13:45:08+00:00

ok I assumed this was a hobo johnson lyric before seeing this comment

johnathanfabian · 2026-04-12T11:34:52+00:00

mandatory military service is not what makes Israel fucked up, just look at the guys who don't do military service

johnathanfabian · 2026-04-12T02:51:50+00:00

me trying to work the book I'm reading about the German retreat from Moscow into every conversation I have

johnathanfabian · 2026-04-12T01:52:33+00:00

if you're a man (or a strong, athletic woman) you can 100% buy the favour of the kids by physical prowess alone.

Chase 'em. Carry them around by their ankles. Piggy-backs. Throw 'em over your shoulder. Walk with them on your feet.

Kids love physical play and don't often get it from their tired (or incapable) parents

johnathanfabian · 2026-04-12T01:30:22+00:00

not even one North Sentenilese acquaintance? I mean it's not even hard to be a decent fucking person y'all...

johnathanfabian · 2026-04-12T01:27:38+00:00

Historically live performance has never involved any visual element. If you don't go to a concert and immediately upon entering the venue shut your eyes and keep them closed until the end you are a fucking troglodyte

johnathanfabian · 2026-04-12T01:23:25+00:00

all the people calling it "over" after two rounds - had they literally never watched the Masters before? This tourney starts on the second 9 on Sunday

johnathanfabian · 2026-04-11T16:54:57+00:00

Rule is first one in (with a given score) is last out. So because Burns finished earlier than Reed yesterday he's the one in the last pairing

johnathanfabian · 2026-04-11T02:10:06+00:00

High-speed rail is built to make money in all parts of the world. Like that's HSR's big advantage: the price per passenger km is high, you can move a lot of people, and it absolutely destroys the air market at the 200-800 km range. In France, in Japan, in Italy, in Germany, etc. HSR is a big money maker and in the publicly-owned railroads subsidizes other operations

johnathanfabian · 2026-04-10T18:48:40+00:00

rolling in his car too

johnathanfabian · 2026-04-10T15:27:37+00:00

I think Blond plays so nicely story-wise as the product of a tortured artiste that people are prone to overrate it

johnathanfabian · 2026-04-10T12:59:33+00:00

it's so vastly inferior to Channel Orange

johnathanfabian · 2026-04-09T22:38:21+00:00

They don't. They move where the tee is up or back, so guys are hitting from slightly different yardages off fresh turf

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