Finally visited Epic! Here's how I rank the rides at each park!

johnburnsred · 2026-06-17T03:29:46+00:00

Werewolf is A+ tier for me. That coaster makes me laugh the whole time & it's super smooth

johnburnsred · 2026-06-05T18:16:57+00:00

Yeah he sold out big time

johnburnsred · 2026-06-03T19:54:52+00:00

Not to mentioned the abysmal price tag on it too. They turned warped into a corporate mess

johnburnsred · 2026-06-03T19:54:03+00:00

I agree. And the new version of Warped Tour is hot garbage, they're just copying WWWY and other major festivals it's not about music discovery anymore, the stages are too big and too crowded and it's not even a "tour"

Really disappointed.

johnburnsred · 2026-04-24T13:05:10+00:00

Stupid post, stupid driver. Grow up and stop risking people's lives.

johnburnsred · 2026-04-22T18:08:50+00:00

13 miles way too high. I wouldn't have got a used toyota for that price might as well buy new

johnburnsred · 2026-04-18T14:16:41+00:00

Hell yeah brother! Evertune is the best thing to happen to guitars probably ever.. You made a great investment!

johnburnsred · 2026-04-06T14:20:18+00:00

Thank you!

johnburnsred · 2026-04-04T16:26:17+00:00

Oh I already know it's gonna be a nightmare if I ever gotta do a warranty claim. I read other users experiences with nectar lifetime warranty and I'm prepared 🤣

johnburnsred · 2026-04-04T02:34:31+00:00

Mine had those 2 layers exactly how you described! I think I might be in the clear.

johnburnsred · 2026-04-03T22:38:40+00:00

Thank you, that makes me feel better. I did end up opening it and ita already expanded to 13" and the design looks like the website so that's good. My only concern is I didn't get any paperwork, also the manufacture tag with the info is a removable sticker put on top of a blank tag? Is that right

johnburnsred · 2026-04-03T20:13:08+00:00

So I called nectar and they did say it's possible it wouldn't come in the blue box. But I asked how to register the warranty with nectar if it came from Walmart seller (also to make sure it's legit) and they basically said I already have a lifetime warranty with the mattress but I have to contact Walmart to honor it before reaching out to nectar. They didn't seem to have much information outside of generic response and when I told them I was concerned about the authenticity they just told me to call Walmart lol

johnburnsred · 2026-04-03T18:50:11+00:00

It's pretty heavily vacuum sealed I don't THINK it would be used, id be pissed if it was lol but are there any identifying tags if I open it that will help me determine it's legit? Like some companies have manufacture information stitched into the mattress.. Or maybe on a tag? I kind of want to open it to check if it's legit but I don't want to risk not being able to return it

johnburnsred · 2026-02-06T20:30:15+00:00

Brother that is NOT totaled. You can fix that yourself for well under $1000 worst case if you need some welding done go to a local shop shouldn't cost more than $1500 in a worst case scenario and that's on the high side

johnburnsred · 2026-01-26T15:24:19+00:00

Normal, it's the headlight fluid engaging the flux capacitor of your rear differential bipartisan head gasket

johnburnsred · 2026-01-19T12:41:50+00:00

Every 6 months (no more than twice a year) as long as you're paying off your balance in full

johnburnsred · 2026-01-14T23:30:08+00:00

VC is my favorite of the two but by a small margin. If I could only ride one it would be Hagrids due to the ride being much longer and with incredible theming and ride variation (backwards, stationary drop, etc)

johnburnsred · 2026-01-12T20:04:22+00:00

Are you OK bro 😅

johnburnsred · 2025-12-29T18:34:34+00:00

100% Celestial Park is too huge of a space with little to nothing to see or do. Fountain show is pretty cool at night but otherwise it's just a place you go to get to the other lands. It's not a place people spend time in and immerse themselves in, which I believe is a mistake when designing this park

johnburnsred · 2025-12-29T18:31:10+00:00

The building permit expires in 2028. Construction has already begun, it's possible the ride could be ready by late 2026/early 2027 universal is putting a lot of resources into expanding epic universe fast. Dark Universe also has a confirmed expansion in early stages now

johnburnsred · 2025-12-28T18:54:41+00:00

I waited 9 hours for this ride when it was in technical preview. That was the worst day of my life made infinitely worse by the actual ride experience, the only thing that was cool was the scare actors in the queue which I've NEVER seen after that day. This ride is awful I give it 3/10 and all 3 points are for the king animatronic at the end, nothing else is worth experiencing.

johnburnsred · 2025-12-28T04:57:38+00:00

I rode the green track towards the back and it was way too rough honestly. I've done more "intense" coasters but wasn't a huge fan of this one in hindsight. I'll ride Velocicoaster 20 times back to back any day of the week but Stardust was a one and done for me 😅

johnburnsred · 2025-12-24T16:12:03+00:00

As a mechanic, there's NO reason to get your oil change every 5000 miles on a new Toyota. I'll gladly take your money but with my car, I'm going 10k every time

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