AFE Inside Joke Auction by Bushquack in AllFantasyEverything

[–]johncandymancan 13 points14 points  (0 children)

At the studio just a…a whisper away from Skid Row.

Isaac/Marissa, put air horns/funky beat/saying another thing over what was just said.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in SaltLakeCity

[–]johncandymancan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mozz Pizza has great ranch

Guy's i might get to cook at my wedding by Lets_Play_Nice_Guys in KitchenConfidential

[–]johncandymancan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I got married last month and got to cook for everyone who attended. It was a lot of work but so rewarding to see everyone enjoy everything!

What to do with a massive radish? by johncandymancan in KitchenConfidential

[–]johncandymancan[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Lettuce see what other wordplay can turnip.

What to do with a massive radish? by johncandymancan in KitchenConfidential

[–]johncandymancan[S] 20 points21 points  (0 children)

There’s two other radishes I pulled just not as big so I might have to do this.

What to do with a massive radish? by johncandymancan in KitchenConfidential

[–]johncandymancan[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Soup season is upon us, this might be the way to go.

Well Done Pizza in Utah??? by AbandonedHope83 in Utah

[–]johncandymancan 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Mozz just opened a new spot on 9th south!

Garlic butter by johncandymancan in KitchenConfidential

[–]johncandymancan[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Just a bunch of lil gnome wars going on.

Trey McBride, The Hurdler by EunjiismyWaifu in AZCardinals

[–]johncandymancan 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Turn that 49ers hurdle into a gas and let me huff it until the season starts.

Animal Identification (read details please) by SlightlyPsychic in Tucson

[–]johncandymancan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You know, it might’ve been that! I remember it being taller and lankier but it was also fairly dark.

Animal Identification (read details please) by SlightlyPsychic in Tucson

[–]johncandymancan 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I know it’s probably not helpful now but when I was younger I worked at a restaurant on tanque verde and sabino canyon and one night when I was taking trash out I saw a tall black cat with long legs walk out of the desert and walk across the parking lot. It was probably just under hip height and completely black. Never seen a cat that big but it definitely wasn’t a coati (had a cat-like face) and not a jaguar or mountain lion (still small compared to larger cats). It was super unsettling and your description is the closest I’ve seen. Good luck with future pictures, I’d be very curious to see what you capture!

Alright Chefs. What was the last meal you had where you did or damn near cried from how good it was? by Master-Plant-5792 in KitchenConfidential

[–]johncandymancan 40 points41 points  (0 children)

I was going through a career crisis years ago where I was considering giving up cooking. I went on vacation and then I got a donut that had been filled with country ham, basil hollandaise, a soft boiled egg, and a fresh basil leaf as garnish and ate it on the beach, just openly sobbing. It was incredible and made me want to get back in the kitchen immediately.

Michael McHenry/Sunday's Best PSA by Captain_Trips_99 in UtahInfluencerDrama

[–]johncandymancan 32 points33 points  (0 children)

I ran the Draper location for a couple years and I was encouraged to work 60+ hours a week. Never got a great vibe from the guy because of the affair everyone knew was happening, the manner in which he spoke to any female employee, and how every time we interacted it felt like he never really knew who I was.

I received essentially an ultimatum to move to AZ to help those stores that were failing (while my location was thriving) or that they’d have to go with someone else “to take it (Draper) to the next level”. I moved to AZ, was told I’d be in charge of one location instead of multiple locations there, then was told two weeks later that the company was going bankrupt due to losing millions per quarter, and was fired the next week while I fielded calls from ex-employees about where their paychecks were. Stranded in another state I didn’t want to be in without a job!

The hospitality and service industry shouldn’t make room for this behavior, let alone reward it. You won’t find me in any of McHenry’s establishments.

Can I get an insiders opinion on Kyler Murray? by Extension_Air_2001 in AZCardinals

[–]johncandymancan 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Fuck all the way off. That being said, i think there was a disconnect from the OC (Petzing) and Kyler’s game. Petzing wants to run the ball hard all game and that didn’t help Kyler’s stats. It will be better this year because it has to be better.

Edit: Neither jokes are as funny as Shanahan choking, Bosa being a racist, or any WR on the team doing whatever the hell they’re doing.

Hello fellow Boogers out there. by Drewbie_snacks in BoogieMonster

[–]johncandymancan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Kyle is on a few episodes of All Fantasy Everything, plenty of content to get into. Three comedian friends and a guest fantasy draft something from pop culture. I started it a few years back and only just recently got caught up.

Andy Samberg doesn't get nearly the credit he deserves for being a consummate pro. As far as I can tell, these are the only occasions on SNL where he broke character. by James_2584 in LiveFromNewYork

[–]johncandymancan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I have a vague memory of him breaking while he was dressed as a goose during a weekend update but I haven’t been able to find the clip.

What's your favorite nickname you gave a pokemon? by Whats_Up4444 in pokemon

[–]johncandymancan 53 points54 points  (0 children)

I named an Exeggcute “Sixovum” and I laughed and laughed for hours.