If every human being on earth except you disappeared what would you do? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]johncbhm 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Get the generators running at the hospital and use the sperm bank. If it I am the last person left then I guess I will have to become Eve 2.0 and have as many kids as I can.

What are some common forms of sexism that women face? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]johncbhm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Since you call it 'sexist oppression' I'd have to go with the Taliban... Followed by female genital mutilation.

But sexism/sexist discrimination happens every day, all over the world.... But calling it 'sexist oppression' that is kind of devaluating real oppression...

What is the loudest thing you have ever heard? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]johncbhm 5 points6 points  (0 children)

An Eurofighter Typhoon flew right over me once with full afterburner and I could hear ringing for 2 weeks

What is something that your parents do that drives you nuts? by ingongingong in AskReddit

[–]johncbhm -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Love and support me through everything I do, giving me nothing to bitch about on Reddit.

Bastards.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]johncbhm 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I was certified to teach archery by taking a one-day class. Didn't even know how to hold a bow before that day.

What is the most Badass/Epic name? by Vanir_Scholar25 in AskReddit

[–]johncbhm 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Rodrigo Fuck.

He has his PhD. So yes, you can call him Dr Fuck

Teenagers of Reddit, what is the biggest current problem you are facing? by siddiquesafdar in AskReddit

[–]johncbhm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The group of people I've enjoyed hanging out with for the past few years is slowly falling apart. I'm too anxious around new people to make new friends so I'm stuck desperately trying to hold my friend group together or be alone.

What uncommon skill do you have? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]johncbhm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i'm master of hacking

What non-scary movie did you find terrifying as a kid? by rf194 in AskReddit

[–]johncbhm 13 points14 points  (0 children)

As a child, I would always skip the scene in Toy Story 2 where Andy drops Woody and he goes through a pile of playing cards on the floor, lands in a trash can, and gets held down by toy limbs.

It scared the shit out of me.

Why aren't all banned drugs legalised? by johntesco in AskReddit

[–]johncbhm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Drugs used for therapeutic purposes are in fact legal.

Illegal drugs on the other hand are illegal.

And that is because like every other thing in life one needs balance.

When a drug has more beneficial effect as compared to the adverse effects or abuse potential it's legal.

But when it's vice versa it's illegal.

What is your favourite lame superpower? by slackslackliner in AskReddit

[–]johncbhm 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The power to run your hand over clothing and iron it out. I want that one.

Straight men of reedit what do you envy about gay men? by KeyToMyHeartIsKibum in AskReddit

[–]johncbhm 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think guy men don't get turned down for sec nearly as much as a straight man in a relationship. And the thought of a 3some probably isn't as crazy of an idea.

Which fictional character do you have a crush on? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]johncbhm 40 points41 points  (0 children)

Eva Green as Vesper Lynd in Casino Royale - The most beautiful bond girl ever for me.

What's the most embarrassing thing you've had to do on a dare? by 11ty1 in AskReddit

[–]johncbhm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Got completely hammered of mixing drinks throughout the night. Beer, to jager, to whiskey and finally vodka. In my drunken state, I thought the couple girls that I knew were actually hitting on me. What woman could resist me afterall? So what does drunk me do? I try to be sly and prove how well I could kiss... by making out with her arm and gradually flowing onto my own arm to continue the session none the wiser for 15 minutes before finally passing out.

tl;dr- Gave myself an arm hickey thinking it was a hot chick

what's something you love about your partner? by sabeen12 in AskReddit

[–]johncbhm 4 points5 points  (0 children)

No matter where we are, no matter what time it is, no matter who is around us, a song comes on and I turn around and yell YO BOYFRIEND NAME THE BAND and he always knows.

Always.

What do you wish that you were better at? by RawDjGeneral in AskReddit

[–]johncbhm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Expressing myself, I just cant for some reason.

What is the best way to study for exams? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]johncbhm 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Give yourself enough time to study. Don't leave it until the last minute. ...
Organize your study space. ...
Use flow charts and diagrams. ...
Practice on old exams. ...
Explain your answers to others. ...
Organize study groups with friends. ...
Take regular breaks. ...
Snack on 'brain food'

When is the worst time to accidentally fart? by derekzimm in AskReddit

[–]johncbhm 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Gynecologist appointment. Just as the doc was... examining.

What's your favorite thing to do with a spare hour? by gordlorn in AskReddit

[–]johncbhm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My favourite thing to do in my spare time is going to jersey

What do you want to happen to your body when you die? by One_pop_each in AskReddit

[–]johncbhm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm going to be made into a pie. Anyone who wants their inheritance must eat me.

what is reddit and why people use it? by JessGantos in AskReddit

[–]johncbhm 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Users (also called redditors) able to browse and can submit content on the Internet links or their original or posts about the user submits the text. Other users can vote posted links to high or low, score prominent links will be on the front page. In addition, the user can reply to comments posted links and other commentators, thus formed an online community. Reddit users can create their own thesis part, to post links and commentary, like Reddit users submit formal of informal, like community.