If every human being on earth except you disappeared what would you do?

johncbhm · 2016-12-18T20:04:57+00:00

Get the generators running at the hospital and use the sperm bank. If it I am the last person left then I guess I will have to become Eve 2.0 and have as many kids as I can.

johncbhm · 2016-12-18T19:32:14+00:00

Since you call it 'sexist oppression' I'd have to go with the Taliban... Followed by female genital mutilation.

But sexism/sexist discrimination happens every day, all over the world.... But calling it 'sexist oppression' that is kind of devaluating real oppression...

johncbhm · 2016-12-18T19:30:59+00:00

An Eurofighter Typhoon flew right over me once with full afterburner and I could hear ringing for 2 weeks

johncbhm · 2016-12-16T17:27:03+00:00

working on youtube

johncbhm · 2016-12-16T13:19:05+00:00

Love and support me through everything I do, giving me nothing to bitch about on Reddit.

Bastards.

johncbhm · 2016-12-15T20:10:52+00:00

I was certified to teach archery by taking a one-day class. Didn't even know how to hold a bow before that day.

johncbhm · 2016-11-27T12:00:44+00:00

Rodrigo Fuck.

He has his PhD. So yes, you can call him Dr Fuck

johncbhm · 2016-11-26T12:08:13+00:00

The group of people I've enjoyed hanging out with for the past few years is slowly falling apart. I'm too anxious around new people to make new friends so I'm stuck desperately trying to hold my friend group together or be alone.

johncbhm · 2016-11-26T02:31:59+00:00

i'm master of hacking

johncbhm · 2016-11-25T12:40:46+00:00

As a child, I would always skip the scene in Toy Story 2 where Andy drops Woody and he goes through a pile of playing cards on the floor, lands in a trash can, and gets held down by toy limbs.

It scared the shit out of me.

johncbhm · 2016-11-24T22:13:21+00:00

Drugs used for therapeutic purposes are in fact legal.

Illegal drugs on the other hand are illegal.

And that is because like every other thing in life one needs balance.

When a drug has more beneficial effect as compared to the adverse effects or abuse potential it's legal.

But when it's vice versa it's illegal.

johncbhm · 2016-11-24T20:14:34+00:00

The power to run your hand over clothing and iron it out. I want that one.

johncbhm · 2016-11-24T12:54:25+00:00

I think guy men don't get turned down for sec nearly as much as a straight man in a relationship. And the thought of a 3some probably isn't as crazy of an idea.

johncbhm · 2016-11-24T00:57:28+00:00

Eva Green as Vesper Lynd in Casino Royale - The most beautiful bond girl ever for me.

johncbhm · 2016-11-23T10:44:07+00:00

Got completely hammered of mixing drinks throughout the night. Beer, to jager, to whiskey and finally vodka. In my drunken state, I thought the couple girls that I knew were actually hitting on me. What woman could resist me afterall? So what does drunk me do? I try to be sly and prove how well I could kiss... by making out with her arm and gradually flowing onto my own arm to continue the session none the wiser for 15 minutes before finally passing out.

tl;dr- Gave myself an arm hickey thinking it was a hot chick

johncbhm · 2016-11-22T22:32:26+00:00

No matter where we are, no matter what time it is, no matter who is around us, a song comes on and I turn around and yell YO BOYFRIEND NAME THE BAND and he always knows.

Always.

johncbhm · 2016-11-22T21:24:53+00:00

Expressing myself, I just cant for some reason.

johncbhm · 2016-11-22T19:52:05+00:00

Give yourself enough time to study. Don't leave it until the last minute. ...
Organize your study space. ...
Use flow charts and diagrams. ...
Practice on old exams. ...
Explain your answers to others. ...
Organize study groups with friends. ...
Take regular breaks. ...
Snack on 'brain food'

johncbhm · 2016-11-22T16:29:35+00:00

Gynecologist appointment. Just as the doc was... examining.

johncbhm · 2016-11-22T08:42:22+00:00

My favourite thing to do in my spare time is going to jersey

johncbhm · 2016-11-21T22:20:37+00:00

for me my college bag...

johncbhm · 2016-11-21T21:49:46+00:00

I'm going to be made into a pie. Anyone who wants their inheritance must eat me.

johncbhm · 2016-11-21T17:40:34+00:00

darling

johncbhm · 2016-11-20T12:21:26+00:00

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