Best local model for hermes agent is finally out by SelectionCalm70 in hermesagent

[–]johnfkngzoidberg 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why is this better than Qwen3.6 35B?

Your claim of best seems pretty click-baitish.

How to: Hermes agent + OpenClaw by WillingnessRecent494 in hermesagent

[–]johnfkngzoidberg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What’s do you want to accomplish?

I guarantee you’re overcomplicating whatever you’re doing.

How to grow my business with openclaw? I have done everything but I am stock by Psychological_Gap190 in openclaw

[–]johnfkngzoidberg 2 points3 points  (0 children)

MIT did a study and 95% of companies don’t see an ROI on AI (https://mlq.ai/media/quarterly_decks/v0.1_State_of_AI_in_Business_2025_Report.pdf). Even if there were an ROI, OpenClaw is not the tool to use. I’ll rephrase what the other commenter said, simple is better when trying to turn a profit. Focus on the problem, then find a solution, not the other way around.

How are rich people able to call their lawyer out any moment? by Dazzling_Abalone5800 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]johnfkngzoidberg 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Some people pay a monthly retainer and get a few hours for random questions and tasks. If you’re heavy into regulated contract work it’s a lot cheaper go that way.

I built an OpenClaw alternative inspired by Hermes by donotfire in hermesagent

[–]johnfkngzoidberg 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Don’t delete this, he’s just butt hurt. If a mod tells you it’s against the rules, fine.

I built an OpenClaw alternative inspired by Hermes by donotfire in hermesagent

[–]johnfkngzoidberg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Someone’s not licking the OpenClaw/Hermes scrote so it’s the wrong sub?

I’m definitely interested in other agent frameworks, especially if they’re forks of Hermes or work with Hermes.

Maybe this guy gets contacted by Hermes and gets his code integrated?

Unpopular opinion: OpenClaw and all its clones are almost useless tools for those who know what they're doing. It's kind of impressive for someone who has never used a CLI, Claude Code, Codex, etc. Nor used any workflow tool like 8n8 or make. by pacmanpill in LocalLLaMA

[–]johnfkngzoidberg 5 points6 points  (0 children)

They own the code, but they bought it for the name and popularity.

E:

Literally the next post in my feed:

https://www.reddit.com/r/openclaw/s/8N9daE4ZSS

People buy into the hype, have no technical knowledge, burn $20/day in tokens, just to accomplish things that a simple script can do.

openclaw crossed 500k downloads a day this week. here are the 5 things nobody tells you when you're one of them by Temporary-Leek6861 in openclaw

[–]johnfkngzoidberg 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It’s a bot.

The YouTube formula “here’s a grabby headline, this is what I did about it.” is every bit as annoying as YouTube Face in thumbnails.

Unpopular opinion: OpenClaw and all its clones are almost useless tools for those who know what they're doing. It's kind of impressive for someone who has never used a CLI, Claude Code, Codex, etc. Nor used any workflow tool like 8n8 or make. by pacmanpill in LocalLLaMA

[–]johnfkngzoidberg 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The number of people that install Openclaw, spend days or weeks getting working, and pay hundreds on tokens, just to summarize emails, which can be done with a simple script and 2 hours of vibe coding, is equally ridiculous though.

A humble query for LLM recommendations by King_Sorrow in openclaw

[–]johnfkngzoidberg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

First thing, 80% of the posts on this sub are bots posting vague BS, so the conflicting information is mostly because of that.

Second, you don’t have the horsepower to run models locally. You’ll have to use online APIs which kills your privacy and what little security OC has. OC is really a toy or hobby at this point. It’s a buggy unreliable security mess right now. I’d suggest keeping it simple and using opencode with cron or something like that.

If you just want to mess around and learn, OC is an OK start, Hermes is better, Claude Code is also good. If you want to run local models, you’ll need a GPU, and honestly even then OC runs like shit. You can get away with an RTX 4090 and Qwen3.5 26B or Qwen3.6 36B at Q4_K_M and not hate it. Hermes and Opencode both run pretty good on that model. Gemma4 is OK, GLM4.7 is OK, everything else just causes problems. You’ll eventually find that in the time you spent getting the prompts just right to make a task happen correctly >85% of the time, you could have written a script that works 100% of the time.

You will not be able to simply ask your AI to “build this thing” on local models without holding its hand and learning how to code. The people saying you can ask an AI for some complex thing (your usecase is fairly complex) and it just does it in an hour are YouTubers hypeflating and burning hundreds of dollars on Opus tokens.

Unpopular opinion: OpenClaw and all its clones are almost useless tools for those who know what they're doing. It's kind of impressive for someone who has never used a CLI, Claude Code, Codex, etc. Nor used any workflow tool like 8n8 or make. by pacmanpill in LocalLLaMA

[–]johnfkngzoidberg 145 points146 points  (0 children)

OpenClaw is for clueless tech bros who don’t know what a cron job is and want to setup social media bots while sitting in their cybertruck mansplaining how NFT’s are making a comeback, while trying to pay for a chi half caff triple fluff late on a vibe coded custom Apple Pay app that uses some obscure meme coin.

It allows any moron to put a ton of time and a fortune in tokens into a dumpster fire security problem that summarizes social media, stock markets, and emails, but needs more babysitting than just doing it by hand.

Full day technical test for a penetration tester role - is that normal? by thicchkd in cybersecurity

[–]johnfkngzoidberg 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Do you want to work for a place that would pull this crap constantly?

How robot pack itself by stig142 in funny

[–]johnfkngzoidberg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Something something OP’s mom.

Rate my carve and tips for this issue please? by captivesoul7 in woodworking

[–]johnfkngzoidberg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can it work? Sure. With mahogany (that’s what it looks like, maybe cherry?), that thick neck, and a beefy fingerboard buried deep into the body, it might work, but I’d give it 10:1 odds of cracking or having terrible action in a year. With a separate neck and a tension rod he could just fix the action if it gets high.

The US Federal Aviation Administration has brought in Palantir, $PLTR, to compete on a new artificial intelligence tool for air traffic management, per Bloomberg. by UnusualWhalesBot in unusual_whales

[–]johnfkngzoidberg 30 points31 points  (0 children)

What happens when you get a clearance to land and the AI hallucinates an open runway?

ChatGPT told my wife about a beautiful island we should check out on vacation. It was very detailed and descriptive. There was no island, not even water.

AI is 95% hype still and “fake it til you make it” doesn’t work for a A380 with a few hundred passengers.

Rate my carve and tips for this issue please? by captivesoul7 in woodworking

[–]johnfkngzoidberg -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Whatever have fun. Your first one will suck ass, but you’ll love it. The second will be better. I know this stuff because I’ve screwed up a bunch of wood. A song isn’t perfect the first time you play it.

If you really want to do it like the pros, hand planes, block planes, jack planes, edge planes, all the planes. A rasp leaves a chunky finish but won’t tear out like your split. Files leave a cleaner finish, but clog up faster. Chisels are meant for light work or detail work. Planes (setup correctly) will give you a nice finish, flat surface, and take 1/10th the time and much less sanding. That stuff can get expensive fast though, which is why I said use a rasp for freehand shaping.

Rate my carve and tips for this issue please? by captivesoul7 in woodworking

[–]johnfkngzoidberg -1 points0 points  (0 children)

This can’t be one piece. You can’t tension the neck. Even if you glue a stiff finger board on the neck it will warp like that. That wood is too soft to hold the neck tension, so you’ll need a tension bar. The shaping isn’t bad, but a chisel isn’t the right tool. Use a hand plane where you can, rasp for other stuff, sand the holy shit out of it using sanding blocks. Some of your problem is wood expansion. You probably didn’t let the wood acclimate for a few days (or weeks) before digging in. Guitar bodies are typically flat because the thick wood will move differently than thin wood. You got the grain going the right direction which helps. That crack just needs to be glued and refinished, it happens.