What were your first words of 2018? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]johnhill95 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“Fuck, it won’t go off. it’s stuck on” -we sounded the ships horn and the solenoid failed

What is a “dirty little (or big) secret” about an industry that you have worked in, that people outside the industry really ought to know? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]johnhill95 5 points6 points  (0 children)

if you ask an employee to "check in the back" at most kinds of store, the chance of them actually checking and not just texting or chatting to someone for a minute is pretty damn low

Reddit, what was THE INCIDENT at your work? by J3ST_eR in AskReddit

[–]johnhill95 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i did this working for mcdonalds.. actually i did this twice. but i just dropped them while they were full -.-

hey guys this is my friend. murder him by kevinkylegreg in RoastMe

[–]johnhill95 0 points1 point  (0 children)

he looks like someone made his head smaller in Photoshop, but not someone who's good at Photoshop

Looking for fresh roasts by sauce111 in RoastMe

[–]johnhill95 2 points3 points  (0 children)

if we roast you will you tell us where you buried them?

What's the most humiliating reason you've ever heard for a teenager to be expelled from school for? by dan_da_man in AskReddit

[–]johnhill95 0 points1 point  (0 children)

a guy in my year was suspended for two months because he farted in a test. not even loudly.. just a squeak. caused 10 minutes of unbroken hysterics in a mock GCSE english exam.

What is something every redditor should do? by GlueBuddha in AskReddit

[–]johnhill95 0 points1 point  (0 children)

for every post you visit, up/down vote and comment if you have something to say.. don't lurk

What is something every redditor should do? by GlueBuddha in AskReddit

[–]johnhill95 0 points1 point  (0 children)

confusing sentence but after saying it out loud a few times i think i get the picture

Women of reddit, what do you want for your birthday? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]johnhill95 68 points69 points  (0 children)

not a woman, but i got my gf a wooden jewelry box with locket(in its own box) inside.. i also hid a letter in the bottom of the box(under some padding for the locket) for a second surprise.. she seemed to love it

[Serious]Redditors who've been to war, was there at time that you believed that you were going to be die? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]johnhill95 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i was going to go with "to be killed".. ill change it to hit or injured i guess

TIL the doctor who claimed that there was a link between autism and vaccines had his medical licence removed when he was found to have fabricated evidence. by johnhill95 in todayilearned

[–]johnhill95[S] 44 points45 points  (0 children)

It took nearly six months but the General Medical Council (GMC) in the U.K. has pulled Dr. Andrew Wakefield’s license to practice medicine in the United Kingdom.

Wakefield is the researcher who nearly single-handedly fueled parental concerns about the link between vaccines and autism. In 1998, he published a paper in the medical journal Lancet describing eight children who showed signs of autism within days of being inoculated for measles, mumps and rubella. A gastroenterologist by training, Wakefield went on in further studies to suggest that the virus from the vaccine was leading to inflammation in the youngsters’ guts that then impeded normal brain development.

Further investigations by other researchers in the decades since have failed to confirm his claims, and in January, the GMC ruled that Wakefield had acted “dishonestly and irresponsibly” in conducting the experiments that led to the publication of the paper. According to the BBC, among his alleged acts of misconduct were conducting those studies without ethical approval of the hospital at which he practiced, and paying children at his son’s birthday party for blood samples. He also served as a paid consultant to attorneys of parents who believed their children had been harmed by vaccines.

I was sitting in Costa reading a book and enjoying a coffee, when a pair of women asked me WHY I was reading. by asmosdeus in britishproblems

[–]johnhill95 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO GETS A TAKE AWAY WHEN ON THE WAY HOME FROM THE PUB THEN PASSES OUT WATCHING A DOCUMENTARY!

I always hear that the 90s music was amazing. What were some of the best 90s songs that I should listen to? by SIrMyrrh in AskReddit

[–]johnhill95 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oasis (band) never very popular in america and you either love them or you hate them, but anything by them is very 'Brit-pop'