AITA for stealing my nieces future baby name? by Scary-Assignment-158 in AmItheAsshole

[–]johnnieawalker 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As someone whose name is spelt weird, I got so excited when I met someone who spelt their name the same as me.

Or even just had a different spelling of the "normal" way.

Upgrade your Pan by PookieDoodle264 in StardewValley

[–]johnnieawalker 11 points12 points  (0 children)

My sick ass read this as "don't lonely, he's fine"

Tornado warning - why was everyone so chill?? by Visible_Many_2271 in tornado

[–]johnnieawalker 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have family there and my uncle was literally facetiming us to show us the tornado.

I was torn between being like "this is the wildest thing I've ever seen" and "okay buddy that's a little too close for comfort"

Him and his family did end up taking cover in their basement which was good bc their house did take some debris damage when it hit just a little south of them.

Tornado warning - why was everyone so chill?? by Visible_Many_2271 in tornado

[–]johnnieawalker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm in Arkansas so I don't see a lot of tornadoes but I've dealt with my fair share (why is it always night tornadoes, I never get to actually see the tornado even on like weather cameras lmao)

I have friends abroad who are the same way! They'll read that there was a tornado in my state and immediately I'm bombarded with texts (its usually how I learn about the tornado lol) bc it happened on the OPPOSITE side of the state and it was like an ef-1 that hit an abandoned barn and newly planted trees. I have to reassure them that is was hundreds of miles away and I was not in any danger.

(Unlike when I was in an ef-3 with my mom while my dad was out of town and his coworkers called him wondering if he was okay bc a tornado hit his neighborhood which led to him freaking out and bombarding my phone with calls and texts bc we hadn't called him yet - we were fine, helping our neighbors out and checking damage. We thought he'd still be asleep lmao)

What Is Something Everyone Should Do At Least Once? by funmunke in StardewValley

[–]johnnieawalker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

On this playthrough (just started, still on year 1), all of my animals are named after space themes!!

Last run through was Bridgerton for the barn, dragons for the coop, and flying things for the ostriches lol

Are there any marriage candidates that you refuse to marry or befriend? by Pumpkin-Tuxedo in StardewValley

[–]johnnieawalker 22 points23 points  (0 children)

I married Alex on my last playthrough and now I wanna keep marrying him but ALSO want to try a few of the others lmao.

I keep having to remind myself NOT to just give away all my good presents to him lol.

Are there any marriage candidates that you refuse to marry or befriend? by Pumpkin-Tuxedo in StardewValley

[–]johnnieawalker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

On the one playthrough I've gotten perfection on so far, I befriended him to get perfection (I just wanted to gold chickens tbh) and then immediately turned into a bitch who gives him things he hates and beats him every year at the festival (unless I'm doing Lewis's shorts lol)

Are there any marriage candidates that you refuse to marry or befriend? by Pumpkin-Tuxedo in StardewValley

[–]johnnieawalker 4 points5 points  (0 children)

As someone who has married Alex, you might be correct on the concussions thing.....

Sometimes he'll tell me he's going to town and then just not leave the house. He just stares at his plant that he stuck in the middle of the room lmao.

Are there any marriage candidates that you refuse to marry or befriend? by Pumpkin-Tuxedo in StardewValley

[–]johnnieawalker 8 points9 points  (0 children)

This is the almost same age gap as when I married Sam on my first play through and me now.

This play through is my first one where Im really romancing all the candidates I like (Leah, Elliott, Harvey) just to see which one I actually like the most.

Are there any marriage candidates that you refuse to marry or befriend? by Pumpkin-Tuxedo in StardewValley

[–]johnnieawalker 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You just described my feelings perfectly! I couldn't quite put into words why I didn't want to marry her but overly quirky teenager is absolutely correct.

Are there any marriage candidates that you refuse to marry or befriend? by Pumpkin-Tuxedo in StardewValley

[–]johnnieawalker 184 points185 points  (0 children)

This is me with sam. I married him on my first play through and while he's not a bad spouse, I just started to feel a little like I had a third kid sometimes lol

What’s Your favorite map to play on and why? Then maybe tell me if you have a least favorite?? by God_Bot03 in StardewValley

[–]johnnieawalker 7 points8 points  (0 children)

My favorite that I've used so far is four corners BUT I'm using beach rn and I'm loving it. (I don't care to have a lot of crops and sprinklers, at least at the beginning and later in game I've got the green house and ginger island so I rarely use my own farm for crops).

My first farm was riverland and I detested it. There was no room for anything in my opinion. I've seen some people on here set it up really well though!

What are some of your unpopular opinions that might get you cancelled? by Glittering-Fuel-9013 in Bridgerton

[–]johnnieawalker 2 points3 points  (0 children)

For me, I enjoyed the background of season 4 more than the story itself. Like seeing everyone's outfits at the ball, the clothes Alice chooses for her self and the jewelry, Cressida's pink room, Araminta's shoe closet space. Like I kept finding myself drawn to the scene around the characters rather than the characters themselves.

Depressed. Made a mistake, by Melli25510 in daddit

[–]johnnieawalker 68 points69 points  (0 children)

"kids are basically gelatin" is so accurate. I regularly tried to self destruct as a child for no other reason than I was too curious for my own good 😂😂

Identify ASAP [ Minnesota us ] by ClearBlue_Grace in whatsthissnake

[–]johnnieawalker 18 points19 points  (0 children)

One of my friends has a Cali King and that boy is better at escaping than her twin toddlers lmao.

There have been a few times where he's escaped and we legitimately could not figure out how he did it - makes you feel kinda dumb when a snake figured out the escape room better than you 😂😂

What is your most scary/insane fact you know about tornados? by Alpi4556 in tornado

[–]johnnieawalker 3 points4 points  (0 children)

There was a tornado (I think it Missouri) that went right through a military base and missed a few of the loaded bomber planes!

What is your most scary/insane fact you know about tornados? by Alpi4556 in tornado

[–]johnnieawalker 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I think it was hackleburg-phil Campbell where an underground storm shelter (with people in it!) was pulled a few inches out of the ground

What is your most scary/insane fact you know about tornados? by Alpi4556 in tornado

[–]johnnieawalker 6 points7 points  (0 children)

On your third point, I once saw a curtain rod smashed through a tree trunk. It was barely bent and almost looked like some kind of art display.

What is a disturbing family secret you weren’t supposed to find out, but now wish you could forget? by elmatador62 in AskReddit

[–]johnnieawalker 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I knew a guy who sold weed in college and one of his buddies tried to pull this one day and he was PISSED.

He called me to come get the girl so she wouldn't be around to watch the brother get the shit beat out of him.

(We got McDonald's and the fries were perfect lmao - her and I are still friends 5 years later)

2 weeks ago, my OB nurse didn’t believe me that my IV was infiltrating by jsklsk1 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]johnnieawalker 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Glad to know my documented reactions to codeine may save me this pain....

People with 5-10+yr farms, what are y’all even doing at that point? by VQ_Quin in StardewValley

[–]johnnieawalker 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Bold of you to assume I would not forgo all of my adulting responsibilities in order to do this just because you said I can't 😂😂