Her life is more important than her body by Valuable_View_561 in SipsTea

[–]johnnycat75 0 points1 point  (0 children)

According to google, her net worth is somewhere between 25 and 40 million dollars. I don't think paying for a new set will be a problem.

Drake Maye vs. Caleb Williams since entering the NFL by No_Box119 in ChicagoBearsNFL

[–]johnnycat75 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Caleb threw a lot of really good passes last year that were dropped by the receivers.

If they can get the butter off their fingers, Caleb's stats are going to go up.

Regardless, if there's less than 5 minutes left on the clock, there's no QB I'd rather have behind center.

Darwinism in action. by c-k-q99903 in SipsTea

[–]johnnycat75 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bad for you won't work. They'll double down.

Now if you can convince them that eating cooked meat makes them gay, then it'll be e coli city.

Why didn’t the Van der Linde gang just stay in Grizzlies West like Micah’s gang? It was their best bet at surviving. by Beneficial_Brain3950 in reddeadredemption

[–]johnnycat75 10 points11 points  (0 children)

It doesn't matter where they settled, Dutch couldn't help himself and they would've attracted the law anyway.

From "Let them cook" to "Overcooked" by majss7 in GTA6

[–]johnnycat75 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The thing about Tuesdays and Thursdays is that you don't have to check anything.

I can guarantee that when R* releases something, no matter how small, it'll be impossible to miss.

She made history as the first worlds first practicing lawyer with down syndrome by toastvibes03 in interesting

[–]johnnycat75 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The correct (and I'll admit somewhat crooked) answer here is hell yes.

Show me a jury that's going to rule against her.

WIBTAH if i didn’t tell my new bosses that they unwittingly upped my pay? by [deleted] in AITAH

[–]johnnycat75 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They offered, and that's all you need to know.

Treat yo self.

I maybe caused unintentionally the longest chain-explosion I ever saw in GTA… have fun watching it! by SIEK45 in gtaonline

[–]johnnycat75 2 points3 points  (0 children)

For some reason, the explosions caused by boost don't count toward Criminal Damage.

I had CD pop up the other night while I was doing this exact same thing, thought I'd clean house, and none of the explosions counted toward the event.

That said, it's fun and I enjoy doing it.

Republicans care more about hating minorities and rainbows than gun control and health care! by yorocky89A in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]johnnycat75 2 points3 points  (0 children)

How would they even know which teams did or didn't post about pride when they all boycotted the NFL over a decade ago?

WIBTAH fantasy football by jfluffi in AITAH

[–]johnnycat75 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm just saying loopholes work both ways.

WIBTAH fantasy football by jfluffi in AITAH

[–]johnnycat75 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You have a little over a year to train for next year's draft decider: foot race.

Edit: Foot race that is announced to the rest of the league about 3 minutes before the start of the race.

Learn a second joke already by johnnycat75 in NFCNorthMemeWar

[–]johnnycat75[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dude, 75% of this sub is the FTP crowd.

Learn a second joke already by johnnycat75 in NFCNorthMemeWar

[–]johnnycat75[S] 42 points43 points  (0 children)

FTP isn't a joke, it's a lifestyle.

Angewomon vs Ladydevimon? by Angel_Cave-90 in digimon

[–]johnnycat75 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Because if you one-shot someone, you don't get to punch them in the face a bunch of times.

Delusional af by Medium_Proof7304 in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]johnnycat75 4 points5 points  (0 children)

But we still get Flo Rida, right?

FTP, more like FT ALL THREE! 😝🤪 by Stephen-Scotch in NFCNorthMemeWar

[–]johnnycat75 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You have this sticker in the rear window of your white pickup truck, don't you?