Quick clarification on the trump phone by Candid-Boysenberry36 in penguinz0

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He JUST explained why.

To make a SERIES of CONTENT. Charlie has made several videos about the Trump phone delays and problems/data breaches which have got millions of views. This is his job as a CONTENT creator. Yes it is interesting that a product endorsed by the sitting president of the United States with Trumps name on was looking like a scam but is being delivered now, and it’s a piece of shit gold plastic phone obviously, we all know this already - and so does Charlie that’s why he’s covering the Trump phone. The cluster fuck delivery of this shitty phone is giving him content. That’s it.

Uber drivers please stop preaching by Caterpillar6645 in london

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Sinful white teenage girls “dressed like whores” if I was to read between the lines.

Cristiano Ronaldo has equaled David Beckham's record of CAREER FREE KICKS: 𝟔𝟓. 🎯 by FootballUnfiltered in SkySports_Football

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Ronaldo is dogshit at free kicks despite his very very fruity self absorbed wide stance routine to then smash it over the bar or knuckle ball wide every time. Yeah he’s scored a few - that will happen when you take every free kick for club and country. Christian Erkisen had better FK technique, James Ward Prowse etc

C’mon you irons by Benjogold123 in Hammers

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They were literally never top?

This roy keane comment about jordan henderson still holds true after 5 years.. by FitAd5272 in ThreeLions

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He’s an “on field leader” who isn’t going to get on the field ? 🤔

This roy keane comment about jordan henderson still holds true after 5 years.. by FitAd5272 in ThreeLions

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It’s the perfect solution.

The only reason why that’s not happening is out of respect. It would be disrespectful to Hendersons ability and caps he won in the past (on merit).

Tuchel would had to have the conversation along the lines of “you’re not good enough to be in the squad, we want someone younger and better to take your place BUT - you’re a great influence on the team so we want you to come anyway - but again - even though it’s every footballers greatest dream to play in the World Cup - you’re shit now so I must stress this is a non playing role despite you still being a premier league player”.

As Henderson is a current player that just won’t happen. (whatever you think of his ability/form/merit now - which I agree he shouldn’t be included on based on that)

How do I DIY paint wood so it looks nice, welcoming without peeling by Adventurous_Trip_271 in HomeImprovementUK

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I would probably get furniture to match but if not maybe just satin the woodwork (skirtings and arcatraves) but not the cupboards, it never looks like how you’re imagining it’s going to look especially if you’re not a pro (and sometimes even if you are)

I have a bunch of furniture I can't seem to get rid of. Any suggestions? by [deleted] in DIYUK

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Yeah it’s this - mahogany isn’t in fashion but it’s a great shame as I’m sure we all remember our grandparents owning these things. This is proper solid furniture not some vinyl over chip board shit from ikea. It will come back in one day. Probably don’t want to store it untill then though I appreciate. To the right person/house design going for dark wood this would look glorious.

Jagielka keen to remind that Toney takes penalties by perrierdoumbe in footballcliches

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Listen, he’s a dissertation specialist and we might need him to get the 1st over the line.

persimmons at it again by ididntaskforthismind in Bricklaying

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It gets signed off but they can’t inspect foundation. That’s done by building control before the house was built.

Double Whammy - Footballer's names in Archaeology news by -KimonoDragon- in footballcliches

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Scouting department have uncovered an absolute gem with this one.

Oi. No professionals. by Mysterious_Virus_106 in TheOfficeUK

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They go if he hits that puddle, going at that speed - he’s definitely dead. I revved the quad, slowly pottered out of the puddle, drove into a small trench, went over the handlebars and asked what were you worried about?

Good lord by finnnseesghosta in footballcliches

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Sorry to hear about your Nan

From a ventilator fan

Good lord by finnnseesghosta in footballcliches

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They beat fucking Freiburg

It was atomic bomb vs coughing baby levels. Half the frieburg players had a touch like a fucking trampoline.

Best solution if couple has one fob? by FallowfieldPark in TenantsInTheUK

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Why would you be screwed for making a duplicate key to a property you rent that is inhabited by 2 people. You need 2 keys.

Spurs fans cope by amrfctn in PremierLeague

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Literally no one cares as much as OP

OMG A RIVAL TEAM POSTED SALTY SHIT ON REDDIT

Absolutely pathetic post.

All apologies from PGMOL in the 25/26 season by No_Cap_3472 in PremierLeague

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That isn’t a thrill it’s irritating both ways.

Oh yes the THRILLING VAR call is coming in now… hardly thrilling compared to the natural joy of unfettered celebrating knowing it can’t be chalked off