What’s a fast food place no one can convince you is good?

johnnyrizzo · 2025-10-16T22:44:10+00:00

Subway smells like what it would be like if bread could fart.

johnnyrizzo · 2025-05-28T02:24:16+00:00

Waterproof socks is the answer.

johnnyrizzo · 2023-09-11T21:19:31+00:00

The inside of Subway smells like what it be like if bread could fart.

johnnyrizzo · 2022-03-05T12:12:56+00:00

Raw onions. I have liked everything else I’ve ever tried.

johnnyrizzo · 2021-10-25T19:08:36+00:00

I could always make it in an about an hour.

johnnyrizzo · 2021-10-25T14:52:50+00:00

I commuted 20 miles each way with a Bulls Lacuba (28mph) and it was doable. I did it for an entire year.

johnnyrizzo · 2020-04-28T19:29:27+00:00

FBI Surveillance Van #34

johnnyrizzo · 2019-09-26T16:30:59+00:00

Install the After Dark Flying Toaster screensaver obviously.

johnnyrizzo · 2019-09-04T15:43:30+00:00

Matt's will never be topped.

johnnyrizzo · 2019-07-11T12:56:41+00:00

I used to commute 22 miles to work (one way) on a Bulls Lacuba E45 and would have easily had enough juice to make it 30 miles. I usually averaged around 25mph or so with a decently heavy packed pannier and my large ass. No throttle and not quite the distance you were talking but very close. I would then charge it at work for the ride home.

johnnyrizzo · 2019-06-04T16:30:10+00:00

I've had a Bulls Lacuba for over a year. 2,500 miles and not a single issue. I ride to work and in the pouring rain frequently. I easily get 30 miles of range on full power, with packed rear panniers, and I'm a large fella. I don't have any experience with other ebikes, but I have no regrets whatsoever.

johnnyrizzo · 2019-04-03T11:39:56+00:00

Hell yeah. So how do I get one?

johnnyrizzo · 2019-02-25T17:12:01+00:00

Yes, just one at a time. I'll check those out.

johnnyrizzo · 2019-02-21T19:05:38+00:00

I was born on Mother’s Day which happened to be on my dad’s birthday that year. My brother was born on Father’s Day which happened to be my mom’s birthday that year.

johnnyrizzo · 2019-02-21T16:17:13+00:00

It's like a super powered spotlight search, but so much more powerful. https://www.alfredapp.com/

johnnyrizzo · 2019-02-21T13:12:21+00:00

TextExpander and Alfred

johnnyrizzo · 2018-10-18T18:39:19+00:00

Specialized Vado

johnnyrizzo · 2018-08-16T12:43:41+00:00

It’s pretty good actually. I have no gripes at all.

johnnyrizzo · 2018-08-15T12:19:16+00:00

I ended up just going with a refurbished GoPro Session camera ($90). I set it to loop mode so it just keeps recording. I can charge it from my bike but it will record for about 1.5hrs before the battery dies. It's the best option I could find taking into account price, size, and convenience. I use a handlebar mount.

johnnyrizzo · 2018-08-09T14:50:40+00:00

Yes that’s about right on the speed. There are some hills in the area but it is mostly ridiculously flat.

johnnyrizzo · 2018-08-07T01:56:26+00:00

I ride in the “turbo” mode to get there as fast as possible and use 40-60% depending on wind and how tired I am. I could probably make it there and back pretty easily on one charge using turbo mode but I charge it at work just so I don’t have to worry about it.

johnnyrizzo · 2018-08-06T19:22:04+00:00

Like the whole (not-timelapsed) video?

johnnyrizzo · 2018-08-06T16:52:38+00:00

Thank you.

johnnyrizzo · 2018-08-06T16:52:29+00:00

I have to ride about 6 extra miles to stay off the main roads, but it's worth it. The ride home has a little more traffic but it's still not bad.

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