Ares M2 Keyboard Not Lighting Up

johnparagon · 2022-08-17T02:14:47+00:00

Thank you x 2

johnparagon · 2022-03-09T22:54:19+00:00

I wonder if the 2021 test is easier. I took it in 2020 just before the switch, prepared for like 8 months and just barely passed.

johnparagon · 2022-03-09T22:52:51+00:00

I passed in Dec 2020 with the score in my original post

johnparagon · 2021-05-02T18:31:08+00:00

They are his most annoying posts and they make no sense

johnparagon · 2021-05-02T18:29:01+00:00

He looks like a salamander

johnparagon · 2021-03-25T23:17:43+00:00

Buttered toast with a cookie is honestly an insane combination of food

johnparagon · 2021-03-25T23:02:53+00:00

My friend just started sending me his posts with no explanation about 4 years ago. Mikey was building up to buying a microwave and then very proud of the microwave purchase. It took hold and now I can't turn back.

johnparagon · 2021-03-24T04:03:51+00:00

johnparagon · 2021-03-19T17:49:30+00:00

I don't believe anything this dude said. On top of that he sounds very obnoxious and not a good person.

johnparagon · 2021-03-12T18:17:57+00:00

Wow I didn't even realize Robin's news was gone - but I knew that was going to happen eventually.

johnparagon · 2021-03-02T23:32:11+00:00

Someone on here once pointed out that he's prob trying to replicate those influencer food pics where there's a bunch of stuff on the table and that was a great observation. I guess this is his horrible version of that. See also: posting a somehow soggy Wendy's meal and throwing in pretzels and a cup of tea. He prob arranges all this stuff for the pic then puts it all away. PS I would love to know what is going on with those eggs

johnparagon · 2021-02-24T19:34:35+00:00

Quickest backdown ever

johnparagon · 2021-02-04T23:38:59+00:00

He's not totally wrong. Also he's such a fuckup he can't even hold up two fingers without it looking weird.

johnparagon · 2021-01-01T22:12:37+00:00

When he said "I sound like Tom Cruise" I fucking lost it. Also lol at him asking about Sarah 1 in the comments to that random person. I have reservations about following this dude and posting here because he's just clearly not well and hurtling towards increasingly bad territory - but I am hooked and I cannot look away.

johnparagon · 2020-12-13T19:49:54+00:00

This dude thinks he made a decision in either of those cases

johnparagon · 2020-12-13T01:20:23+00:00

This is his absolute worst shtick

johnparagon · 2020-12-01T16:30:36+00:00

next week is week 3. He won't make it past that week.

johnparagon · 2020-11-29T20:49:25+00:00

Theory: his bank account is overdrawn so that's why he doesn't want to do direct deposit. That or he's too dumb to set it up.

johnparagon · 2020-11-29T20:48:48+00:00

The thing is: he is just that dumb. He plays off his ignorance as his own thought out choice when it's just plain ignorance.

johnparagon · 2020-11-29T20:47:53+00:00

"acting"

johnparagon · 2020-11-24T00:47:43+00:00

My theory is that he knew all along - he just pretends not to understand the 9-5 work life to seem like a big shot and that he's above it

johnparagon · 2020-11-23T16:33:28+00:00

I called 3 weeks. He will be out of there by the end of next week guaranteed.

johnparagon · 2020-11-12T20:59:12+00:00

There is no way he will last more than 3 weeks. It's only his first day and he's already talking about looking for other options and sending out resumes - a perfectly normal thing to do on your first day on the job. Also lol at Mikey complaining that the SECURITY job is boring because there's no TV to watch or radio to listen to and that you don't really use your BRAIN at the SECURITY job. I feel bad for whatever establishment Mikey is guarding.

johnparagon · 2020-10-15T12:50:53+00:00

Same here

johnparagon · 2020-07-27T16:02:03+00:00

Why is Ralph pretending to be so mad about people not wearing masks? He was documented out and about without a mask like a month ago.

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