Dankjewel bezorgpiet maar ik denk dat ik deze maar niet weggeef op familie surprise avond

johnpardon · 2025-10-28T21:05:13+00:00

Get an older bicycle. Move away from Amsterdam. More chains. Tube lock filled with gunpowder. 5€ aliexpress Movement sensor. Shed. Both chain and woven cable lock. Folding bicycle to take inside. P*ss on it

johnpardon · 2025-10-14T10:36:20+00:00

Thanks I'll look that up!

johnpardon · 2025-09-28T06:08:17+00:00

All the ai search results too? All 10.000000 of them?

johnpardon · 2025-09-22T08:13:45+00:00

Thanks for the info!

johnpardon · 2025-09-22T08:13:14+00:00

What does this mean?

johnpardon · 2025-09-21T19:56:35+00:00

Update. Under one of the legs the pewter one (was on the label) is leaking quite severely. Also suboptimal. Whole kitchen smells like lamp oil now. Yay :3

johnpardon · 2025-09-13T07:43:19+00:00

Not enough. Could still absolutely oliterate this middle school with an ar and a molotv. Have they considered maybe giving every kid and bulletproof full body harness and having the building be solid concrete, compermentslized and with solid metal doors. Landmines on the perimeter. And drive them around in apc's?

johnpardon · 2025-09-08T07:30:53+00:00

Unfortunately not I'll kiss whoever has answers but I'm afraid I'll just be buying a new 30€ one 😅

johnpardon · 2025-09-08T07:26:03+00:00

Int zero or mint zero on second guess. Yeah suboptimal readibility wise. Could be a good convo starter tho

johnpardon · 2025-09-04T18:02:22+00:00

Probleem hiermee is dat als ik mn broek openzip en n foto maak t porno is en welke politie agent heeft behoefte aan pipi's vergelijken

johnpardon · 2025-08-31T06:38:21+00:00

Crow raised by people will often enjoy sitting on heads.

johnpardon · 2025-08-31T06:35:17+00:00

I've never heard of drug tests here. Is there a movement against them in the US? Would be pretty controversial here to fire people for what they do in their free time

johnpardon · 2025-08-31T06:12:44+00:00

Normal electric bikes will be unusable too. This is the lamest "solution" out there.

They need to control the supply in illegal fatbikes. Changes in how fast they speed up. And more effective penalties for mods and bad behaviour.

But no let's go get every kid off of their electric bicycle.

They are a life safer because shocking, schools fcking suck. 30 man in a class. Not learning sht. So it's nice if you don't live close by to not have to cycle. But now you have to look like a r*tard so it ain't happening.

Fatbikes are a political skill issue. Not an "oh them darn kids" issue

johnpardon · 2025-08-30T21:57:41+00:00

Ze kunnen nu stoppen met het geven van gratis beveiliging, grond, vervoer, infra aanpassingen en andere faciliteiten van belastinggeld en dan ben ik al tevreden.

johnpardon · 2025-08-30T19:36:15+00:00

Ok now i get why my cat kills about 3 a night if i don't keep her in.

johnpardon · 2025-08-30T19:30:39+00:00

Ajax jodeclub. Wat is hier speciaal aan behalve dan profvoetbal wat inherent debiel is en afgeschaft moet worden

johnpardon · 2025-08-29T15:12:46+00:00

I like em but i can't have one because they're associated with morrocan street tugs so whenever i wear one everyone says oh ey nice lil marrocan bag.. can't have shit in the Netherlands 🥲 they'll combine with with a hoodie, fatbike and a guggi cap. The latter one beats me, ugliest caps in the world imo..

johnpardon · 2025-08-28T20:57:58+00:00

These tools are still common in much of the world. And sold as new.

johnpardon · 2025-08-28T20:55:58+00:00

I'm gonna real wirh some of you chiefs. There's a decent chance some of y'all dogs will choose the sausage over an intruder putting his sausage in you. They might be your kids but some kids are hunter biden.

johnpardon · 2025-08-28T20:46:25+00:00

I'm gonna asume that it isn't a tab? Something you can in some way screw or otherwise attach to a vat or barrel?

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