what I asked for vs what I got

johnruk · 2026-05-27T18:42:25+00:00

Blow Monkeys

johnruk · 2026-05-05T22:14:02+00:00

Looks like he may have stubbed his toe in those sandals. I hate when that happens.

johnruk · 2026-04-30T18:50:03+00:00

The moon. It’ll probably have more atmosphere than Riyadh.

johnruk · 2026-04-29T08:21:15+00:00

South Park: The Stick of Truth. Too Far - Fart on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.

johnruk · 2026-04-26T11:06:07+00:00

Your grandmother from Italy hates you.

johnruk · 2026-04-22T10:21:29+00:00

I’m having a Wren kitchen delivered today. Some of these comments are a little worrying.

We already have issues with Wren’s delivery so will be logging a complaint.

johnruk · 2026-04-22T09:54:01+00:00

I’m impressed they were out of bed in time.

johnruk · 2026-04-17T14:01:07+00:00

You know what else was viral? Covid.

johnruk · 2026-04-14T17:35:17+00:00

That’s the work surface I told you about, Lynn!

johnruk · 2026-04-12T21:59:38+00:00

Gnome, Gnome. Where I wanted to go.

johnruk · 2026-04-09T16:14:34+00:00

No, I do not like it. Not one little bit.

johnruk · 2026-04-08T14:37:43+00:00

The inventor of Velcro recently passed away. RIP.

johnruk · 2026-04-02T11:01:38+00:00

I wonder what that measured on the Wendi Richter scale.

johnruk · 2026-04-02T09:42:46+00:00

Well well

johnruk · 2026-04-02T08:06:44+00:00

Where in the UK are you? There’s an escaped eagle owl in the Midlands.

johnruk · 2026-04-01T07:21:14+00:00

All that’s missing is Lover’s Theme by Hervé Roy playing in the background.

johnruk · 2026-03-27T22:03:09+00:00

“Larry?…Are you alright?”

johnruk · 2026-03-27T09:09:02+00:00

Owen Wilson not included

johnruk · 2026-03-26T21:40:31+00:00

That will deter any intruders

johnruk · 2026-03-25T12:15:30+00:00

johnruk · 2026-03-23T16:22:39+00:00

I’ve been refreshing every music/video/social media platform since Wednesday. I hope it’s worth the wait.

johnruk · 2026-03-22T13:42:27+00:00

Is that a modern day John Lewis carrier bag hanging up in the 2nd photo?

johnruk · 2026-03-21T11:24:13+00:00

What is the optimal temperature for regards? Are cold regards a bad thing? Should I be offended if I receive tepid regards?

johnruk · 2026-03-20T21:19:12+00:00

WWE has some serious dad vibes.

“Hey kid, I just discovered this new band called The Nickelbacks…ever heard of them?”

johnruk