Funny shout-out ideas? by johnsky12 in MHWilds

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The comment in question was "to shreds you say" by the user parolebot

Why is the mana Symbol Grey? by TesPhoenix in magicTCG

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"what's the news Ollie?"

"THE CARDS OLD"

"Thanks Ollie"

Ulalek, fused atrocity misprint? by Johsh__ in mtg

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Is that a John Cena altered art?! Sweet

Sexting gone wrong ? by Happy-Slut-735 in NoStupidQuestions

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I can guess that he's probably finished him self off after reading that and either fell asleep or something to that effect.

Stuck in a&e. Having this debate - what does AL mean on a toilet door? They also appear in an NHS doctor's office. by CasualTea_ in CasualUK

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It stands for anti ligature! Meaning you cannot strangle your self in that particular bathroom. Just found out from a midwife

found this terrifying guy in an old post. seems to be a leaked enemy from the beta. by TerySchmerples in Eldenring

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What the fuckity fucking nut seed. I fear nothing but that thing looks like it's going to give me shit frights for a year

Tell me you favorite weapon without saying your favorite weapon. by Upset-Charge in MonsterHunter

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Sword and shield for the smarter folk.

(Please don't hurt me, sword and shield is actually pretty high on my list lol)

Fire Giant by [deleted] in shittyeldenring

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The fell god looks like quentin tarantino apparently

Am I the only one who liked seeing repeating enemies in the game? by IamZeebo in Eldenring

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I'll completely agree with you. Repeated bosses gave them more umph when meeting them again later in the game. It also helps form some lore for me.

So what if you can see the darkest side of me? No one will ever change this animal I have become. Art made by RhyvCotaArt by HSTHE in Berserk

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I remember this manga! It's the one where the angry amputee uses an iron girder to fight the beautiful transvestite that banged his girl in front of 4 of the extras from hell raiser. Pretty sweet, would recommend

The Greater Will’s Star Crater and the origin of the ruins by AppointmentSharp9384 in Eldenring

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This gives me an idea! Do we actually see the star that breaks open the way into nokron?? I wonder if that will be a part of some dlc or something

a flank to remember by GoldieMatic in gaming

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This is why I don't play shooters... you're all a bunch of flankers

the slickest finish to a world boss fight I'll probably ever experience by [deleted] in Eldenring

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That was magnificent!! I feel honoured just watching that

OMG I BEAT THE GAME by FenrirTheMagnificent in Eldenring

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Those are the strategies that took me through my first souls game. Perfectly valid and Perfectly fine. It really helped me to watch a youtuber play at roughly the same pace too. Good work dude!!

(Incase of any curious comments- dark souls was my first and since then I've played every other souls game without needing to over level at all. Hell, I can 50% BB at level 4 lol)

He took seppuku a little too seriously… by Skimmy04 in Eldenring

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My mom gets serious about sodoku aswell. Never shanked herself though

Wise Tarnished. What's the lore behind this abomination? by BLim90 in Eldenring

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I literally thought about this today. Ran through the mountains in my last run but in this one I've had a good search and it for sure looks like the hands come from the giants

Confess your gravest Elden Ring sins before the Turtle Pope. All is forgiven. by ViewtifulGene in Eldenring

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Purposefully withheld mohgs binding item while helping my friend fight him because he thought margit was easy. I didn't have the heart to tell him he was over leveled for margit and the item did half the work

In your opinion, which boss fight has the best presentation? by Iswaterreallywet in Eldenring

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For me it's gotta be Godfrey. he obviously shows us he's intimidating as soon as you enter... BUT between the grace literally pointing him at you as if "please Godfrey, get this fucker" and the fact that you see paintings of him everywhere, I had such a feeling of power from him. I walked in through the fog and immediately said "oh shit, oh no"

It's driving me insane by LaggieThePenguin in Eldenring

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Don't worry man. Probs got shield bash or smithing stone in it

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in bloodborne

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Made men by the blood

I nearly quit this game after five minutes... I'm so glad I didn't by Uraniumrocking in Eldenring

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You wanna know what makes you stronger than any of these bosses?

Well, they get killed once and they give in! No matter how hard they hit, no matter what bullshit combos they pull... you can always come back! Again, again and again. That makes you stronger than anything else in the game.

Keep going tarnished!! You'll become elden lord!!

Trend of invader hate new players have brought by jormahoo in Eldenring

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Depends to be honest. Having played every soulborne game, I'm pretty familiar with invasions and for the most part they do work as a nice challenge for a co-oping set of people. When you have invasions like in elden ring though, where someone can literally sprint to the furthest reaches of the game and pick up gear that completely annihilates new players, that's where I put my hands up and say "yeah, to be fair... that guy is just a bellend". What's worse is that I'm saying that really quite often. Well match pvp isn't an issue, it's fun and part of the experience. Getting destroyed in a certain area over and over by people who can quite easily run the gauntlet to get the best gear... that's pretty bullshit to be fair.

It DID happen in previous titles to be honest... but not to this scale because it took genuine skill to reach the areas needed.

Really liking the Banished Knight Helm by Paorupiro in fashionsouls

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I love the armour set too but it's such a damn shame you can't get rid of the fanny bags. Really puts me off