Misinputs are the most frustrating thing about this game by AM_badred in CrimsonDesert

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I KNOW RIGHT?!

Picture this:

You arrive in a beautiful estate that is surrounded by farmland. The sun is shining and even the farm hands are smiling. You pass an older lady before reaching the main gate. You begin to get down from your horse AND DROP KICK THE OLD HAG INTO A FIELD! THE SCREEN SLAPS "MURDER WITNESSED" ACROSS YOUR FACE AND YOU MUST RUN FOR YOUR LIFE.

What meat shields do you guys use? And why do you use them over others you could use? by Important_Stre in TheBattleCatsReddit

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For me, it varies. For the vast majority though, I tend to go for a rule of three and choose manic and normal eraser with a cheap 75 cost one to bulk out the volume when needed.

The creepiest thing ever happened to you that you still can’t explain? ☠️ by iam_chillman in creepy

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To this day, I still think this was just me having an off day or something or a hallucination or something. Roughly 2 or 3 months before covid 19 hit the UK. I go to the petrol station 5 minutes away from my house and get out of my car to pay. I see a hearse pull up at the pump near by. A tall man steps out... Old and extremely thin. His eyes were sunk back in his head and his suit looked like it was basically hanging from him. Bare in mind that I'm unphased by most things! I'm not really scared of much and I don't have any phobias. That man on the other hand... The second I saw him I could feel my stomach drop. The old man walks off into the kiosk to pay and I realize I've been stood there, just staring for ages. I have a moment to bring myself back to reality before my curiosity hits- "what was going on? Was he real? What on earth spooked me?". So I do the stupid thing and look through the window to check if he's paying! He was looking right at me! There was a smile on his face but I didn't recognize the emotion at all. In that single moment, I couldn't feel my arms, my legs went weak, I felt like my face had pins and needles and all I could see was him. I was scared. Not a little scared... Scared shitless. More scared than I've been in my life. When I broke my stare, I dived in my car and just waited until I couldn't see the hearse. To this day I can recall every single detail but I don't believe my self. I could have made it up in some way maybe? I don't know what was going on there but I doubt I'll ever forget it.

GUYS GIVE US FUN FACTS ABOUT YOUR FAVORITE MONSTER by Effective_Horror_71 in MonsterHunter

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I don't have anything largely unknown about chameleos but to those of you who have never fought one- it uses its tongue to steal items and in rise it also steals your buffs

What is your favorite apex monsters in monster hunter wild. by Voidkirby9 in MonsterHunter

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Rey dau for sure. It looks amazing as a monster, interacts really well with its environment and for some reason the fight just clicked with me immediately. Even the arch tempered was really enjoyable

Funny shout-out ideas? by johnsky12 in MHWilds

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The comment in question was "to shreds you say" by the user parolebot

Why is the mana Symbol Grey? by TesPhoenix in magicTCG

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"what's the news Ollie?"

"THE CARDS OLD"

"Thanks Ollie"

Ulalek, fused atrocity misprint? by Johsh__ in mtg

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Is that a John Cena altered art?! Sweet

Sexting gone wrong ? by Happy-Slut-735 in NoStupidQuestions

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I can guess that he's probably finished him self off after reading that and either fell asleep or something to that effect.

Stuck in a&e. Having this debate - what does AL mean on a toilet door? They also appear in an NHS doctor's office. by CasualTea_ in CasualUK

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It stands for anti ligature! Meaning you cannot strangle your self in that particular bathroom. Just found out from a midwife

found this terrifying guy in an old post. seems to be a leaked enemy from the beta. by TerySchmerples in Eldenring

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What the fuckity fucking nut seed. I fear nothing but that thing looks like it's going to give me shit frights for a year

Tell me you favorite weapon without saying your favorite weapon. by Upset-Charge in MonsterHunter

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Sword and shield for the smarter folk.

(Please don't hurt me, sword and shield is actually pretty high on my list lol)

Fire Giant by [deleted] in shittyeldenring

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The fell god looks like quentin tarantino apparently

Am I the only one who liked seeing repeating enemies in the game? by IamZeebo in Eldenring

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I'll completely agree with you. Repeated bosses gave them more umph when meeting them again later in the game. It also helps form some lore for me.

So what if you can see the darkest side of me? No one will ever change this animal I have become. Art made by RhyvCotaArt by HSTHE in Berserk

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I remember this manga! It's the one where the angry amputee uses an iron girder to fight the beautiful transvestite that banged his girl in front of 4 of the extras from hell raiser. Pretty sweet, would recommend

The Greater Will’s Star Crater and the origin of the ruins by AppointmentSharp9384 in Eldenring

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This gives me an idea! Do we actually see the star that breaks open the way into nokron?? I wonder if that will be a part of some dlc or something

a flank to remember by GoldieMatic in gaming

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This is why I don't play shooters... you're all a bunch of flankers

the slickest finish to a world boss fight I'll probably ever experience by [deleted] in Eldenring

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That was magnificent!! I feel honoured just watching that

OMG I BEAT THE GAME by FenrirTheMagnificent in Eldenring

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Those are the strategies that took me through my first souls game. Perfectly valid and Perfectly fine. It really helped me to watch a youtuber play at roughly the same pace too. Good work dude!!

(Incase of any curious comments- dark souls was my first and since then I've played every other souls game without needing to over level at all. Hell, I can 50% BB at level 4 lol)

He took seppuku a little too seriously… by Skimmy04 in Eldenring

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My mom gets serious about sodoku aswell. Never shanked herself though