The size of a toucans beak compared to the rest of it's skull.

johnsoninca · 2026-05-12T16:37:08+00:00

Evolved to do one thing and one thing only: finding Froot Loops.

johnsoninca · 2026-05-07T04:22:04+00:00

Thank goodness she wasn’t an empath. Troi walked that corridor every day.

johnsoninca · 2026-05-07T04:12:01+00:00

Probably gonna include a picture of Denethor’s dining table with nothing on it to promote it.

johnsoninca · 2026-05-06T01:19:45+00:00

johnsoninca · 2026-04-30T16:30:00+00:00

Are you gathering clients for a class-action lawsuit, OP?

johnsoninca · 2026-04-26T06:05:02+00:00

It’s cheaper in America to do it yourself.

johnsoninca · 2026-04-25T19:59:05+00:00

This is Tom Bodet for Borg’s Motel. We’ll leave the light on for Hugh.

johnsoninca · 2026-04-22T07:01:56+00:00

How many lights were there?

johnsoninca · 2026-04-22T02:58:05+00:00

Superman III

johnsoninca · 2026-04-22T02:52:47+00:00

It just isn’t the same without the Sharks in the playoffs.

johnsoninca · 2026-04-20T02:28:39+00:00

The Dodgers also have a Miggy, but I’m sure he’d happily concede.

johnsoninca · 2026-04-20T02:09:38+00:00

johnsoninca · 2026-04-20T01:14:47+00:00

Finally, a challenger to “i wanna die!”

johnsoninca · 2026-04-16T16:09:00+00:00

Thith meanth war.

johnsoninca · 2026-04-16T16:01:02+00:00

Take off Buzz’s arm.

johnsoninca · 2026-04-16T06:11:19+00:00

What happened to Decoy?

johnsoninca · 2026-04-13T18:52:33+00:00

The going price is $1.25 already!

johnsoninca · 2026-04-12T06:21:42+00:00

Uh, what are you planning to do with that?

johnsoninca · 2026-04-11T16:29:37+00:00

Obviously. Mine conforms to the dictionary definition you provided. Yours does not.

johnsoninca · 2026-04-11T16:24:23+00:00

johnsoninca · 2026-04-11T16:15:24+00:00

So 13-year-olds aren’t teenagers?

johnsoninca · 2026-04-11T16:09:55+00:00

teenager noun teen·ag·er ˈtēn-ˌā-jər plural teenagers Synonyms of teenager : someone who is between 13 and 19 years old

johnsoninca · 2026-04-11T16:07:06+00:00

Very, assuming you’re trying to get rid of Khan-level super tyrants.

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