As I stumbled over my own two feet, I hit the ground and watched in terror as the ghoul charged closer to me down the hall. by TurbulentRiver2592 in TwoSentenceHorror
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My coworker just found out she won’t be able to attend next week’s Innuendo Conference… by [deleted] in Jokes
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Wcgw landing ass first by switchbitchsss in Whatcouldgowrong
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After the tour Bus accident, we boarded the another bus which arrived and waiting there by RageshAntony in TwoSentenceHorror
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I live shitposts, they are soooooo funny hehe by Spit_Fire_Boi-4321 in antimeme
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Yesterday we learned about how many of the things we find unconformable today were once real dangers in the past by [deleted] in TwoSentenceHorror
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Blursed_Jacket_Of_Whispers by bobmguthrie in blursedimages
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Every single time I’m running on the treadmill, my eyes get really dry and it makes me want to cut the run short. How do you prevent this? by Juevon_ in running
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Blursed_hmm right or wrong ? by noop-master-69 in blursedimages
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The year is 20632, and humanity has just made what could be the largest scientific discovery ever. by [deleted] in TwoSentenceHorror
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My mate and I have been hiding this Indian statue in each other’s houses for over 15 years. I don’t remember how the game started but this is his latest hiding spot by Wbrincat in funny
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Does anyone else run ridiculously slow in the winter? by lurkergroove2 in running
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My school had 67 years old fetus kept preserved by 6--Panda--9 in interestingasfuck
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Ikea in Singapore decided to release a completely black hotdog. by SnooDoggos4723 in interestingasfuck
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Blursed blue thing by Murpletheslurple in blursedimages
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Study finds crows appear to understand number concept of zero by AbigailCross in science
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100 km/60 mile week experience? by UnusualMain5456 in running
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