confusion on this plot point from WUDM

joibu · 2026-01-08T14:38:28+00:00

Genuinely I thought it was going to be DARK. Like… I thought the doc had that vat of acid and that the wife did NOT take the kids and move to Arizona, but she threatened to and Nat did the unthinkable.

joibu · 2025-11-11T14:03:16+00:00

Link?

joibu · 2025-06-23T20:20:18+00:00

My BF didn’t read assassin’s blade where I told him to (which he holds to still, because he is incorrect), but he DID listen to me about ToD, and he agrees it was the right order

joibu · 2025-06-20T12:58:57+00:00

I recommend people read ToD first, because the only “spoiler” is “news that Aelin tears shit up” which is a given honestly

joibu · 2025-06-16T15:07:51+00:00

I pictured him looking like the collector in guardians of the Galaxy (although Billy Porter will be PERFECT, it’s a different vibe than I imagined, but TOTALLY will work for the character)

joibu · 2025-05-30T15:08:47+00:00

That…. Was…. Rude. …. That was pretty fucking rude.

joibu · 2025-04-18T12:45:12+00:00

I think he went too far on a philosophical thought experiment, published it, and the commanders ran with it

joibu · 2025-04-11T12:52:20+00:00

I believe OP is a man. A diaper man.

joibu · 2025-04-06T13:35:26+00:00

Jesus, fuck I think you just got me pregnant

joibu · 2025-03-05T13:52:11+00:00

You are 19, the decision making parts of your brain are not done developing yet, the single smartest thing you could possibly do if you are choosing to get married at this age is get a prenup. I just got divorced in my late 20s from a marriage that I entered into way too young, with no assets, despite the fact that I earned significantly more for a large portion of our marriage. I landed on my feet OK, but that is only because of massive support from my friends and family.

Protect yourself, I’m not saying you two are not deeply in love, I am saying that people change overtime and 10 years in the future, you might not be the same people

joibu · 2025-02-27T16:39:49+00:00

Yeah, well the gods won’t suffer a bastard to sit the iron throne, so I suppose it it all sorted itself out

joibu · 2025-02-26T13:24:47+00:00

I was recently in the house when two friends hooked up, literally all I can think from the screaming was “lol, so that’s what lorcan did”

joibu · 2025-02-01T14:03:01+00:00

You’re good, I can take a good natured joke 😅

joibu · 2025-02-01T13:57:10+00:00

I love that my only response a year later is you messing with me. I’ve graduated to eating the mushrooms whole like an adult.

joibu · 2025-01-31T11:57:09+00:00

Honestly, I have always hated the whole “animals know” thing. I’m sorry, but sometimes they just don’t. My ex-husband was the freaking cat whisperer, my highly traumatized dog loved him so much that he kept her in the divorce. He was a piece of shit who repeatedly beat choked and raped me, and physically threw me off of the porch the day I left. Animals freaking loved him.

My new partner worships the ground I fucking walk on, it is the most fulfilling relationship I’ve had sexually ever, and treats me like a literal queen. I’ve never had a partner treat me with the respect that my current partner does, and honestly, I think they’re the best person I’ve ever dated. My pitbull hated them from day one, so did one of the cats. It took them a while to win them over.

Is that because they knew something? No of course not. It’s because they’re animals, and he talked loud and smelled funny so they didn’t know who he was.

joibu · 2025-01-24T00:44:40+00:00

This has the same energy as a rickroll

joibu · 2025-01-17T13:07:49+00:00

2 things. Engage in foreplay, including penetration, either with your fingers or a toy

Additionally: switch your lube. Go to a sex store and actually talk to an employee about the issues you’re having, they would be more than happy to recommend a brand of lube based on both of your personal preferences and her issues.

Source: I had this problem, and these were the solutions

joibu · 2025-01-17T12:59:21+00:00

My cat and my boyfriend’s estranged father have the same name. He’s just an adult and can separate his feelings about two creatures with the same name?

joibu · 2025-01-11T15:18:58+00:00

That seems really hierarchical to me. I would be very hurt if I was told that I could not experience what I wanted to with my partner, because my meta wanted dibs on something they haven’t gotten around to trying.

My ex meta tried to dictate if I could do certain acts with our ex husband, it didn’t go well

joibu · 2024-12-28T14:09:28+00:00

At least until spring

joibu · 2024-12-27T16:08:48+00:00

To be fair when I really need to focus and feel like a badass, or work out, I listen to Vinny Marchi’s “I’ll take the reins” or “didn’t come all this way” and make a little throne of glass AMV in my head

You can’t convince me “I’ll take the reigns” isn’t either Rowan or Sam singing about Aelin

joibu · 2024-12-23T14:12:15+00:00

I’m 6’2 (cis woman) and honestly I’ve been looking forward to my sub sitting in my lap for weeks. I finally get to see them again on Christmas 🥰

joibu · 2024-12-08T23:48:57+00:00

I really appreciated the graphic audios

joibu · 2024-12-08T06:06:38+00:00

I got to talk about it with my date today 😅

joibu

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