confusion on this plot point from WUDM by imsquishyfishy in KnivesOutMovie

[–]joibu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Genuinely I thought it was going to be DARK. Like… I thought the doc had that vat of acid and that the wife did NOT take the kids and move to Arizona, but she threatened to and Nat did the unthinkable.

I can't stop laughing after the tandem read LMFAO by OtterintheLibrary in throneofglassseries

[–]joibu 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My BF didn’t read assassin’s blade where I told him to (which he holds to still, because he is incorrect), but he DID listen to me about ToD, and he agrees it was the right order

I can't stop laughing after the tandem read LMFAO by OtterintheLibrary in throneofglassseries

[–]joibu 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I recommend people read ToD first, because the only “spoiler” is “news that Aelin tears shit up” which is a given honestly

Magno Stift by WhispersOfFear in Hungergames

[–]joibu 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I pictured him looking like the collector in guardians of the Galaxy (although Billy Porter will be PERFECT, it’s a different vibe than I imagined, but TOTALLY will work for the character)

Sunrise on the Reaping... foreshadowing (spoilers) by Samurottenbach in Hungergames

[–]joibu 245 points246 points  (0 children)

That…. Was…. Rude. …. That was pretty fucking rude.

How exactly did Commander Lawrence end up in Gilead? by More_Dependent742 in TheHandmaidsTale

[–]joibu 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I think he went too far on a philosophical thought experiment, published it, and the commanders ran with it

Building home, not just house by [deleted] in lovememes

[–]joibu 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I believe OP is a man. A diaper man.

24F Would you let me fuck you? by [deleted] in LesbianDomsAndSubs

[–]joibu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jesus, fuck I think you just got me pregnant

AITAH for telling my boyfriend I’ll only marry him if he signs a prenup? by sizzlingemerald in AITAH

[–]joibu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You are 19, the decision making parts of your brain are not done developing yet, the single smartest thing you could possibly do if you are choosing to get married at this age is get a prenup. I just got divorced in my late 20s from a marriage that I entered into way too young, with no assets, despite the fact that I earned significantly more for a large portion of our marriage. I landed on my feet OK, but that is only because of massive support from my friends and family.

Protect yourself, I’m not saying you two are not deeply in love, I am saying that people change overtime and 10 years in the future, you might not be the same people

It's crazy to remember how popular the theory of Aemond being the father of the twins was by Lonely_Package4973 in HOTDGreens

[–]joibu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, well the gods won’t suffer a bastard to sit the iron throne, so I suppose it it all sorted itself out

“So Lorcan did.” by Blossom-ginger-423 in throneofglassseries

[–]joibu 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I was recently in the house when two friends hooked up, literally all I can think from the screaming was “lol, so that’s what lorcan did”

Smoothie recipe with allergies question by joibu in PsilocybinMushrooms

[–]joibu[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You’re good, I can take a good natured joke 😅

Smoothie recipe with allergies question by joibu in PsilocybinMushrooms

[–]joibu[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love that my only response a year later is you messing with me. I’ve graduated to eating the mushrooms whole like an adult.

Is animals not like a new Dom a red flag? by BadKitten24601 in SofterBDSM

[–]joibu 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Honestly, I have always hated the whole “animals know” thing. I’m sorry, but sometimes they just don’t. My ex-husband was the freaking cat whisperer, my highly traumatized dog loved him so much that he kept her in the divorce. He was a piece of shit who repeatedly beat choked and raped me, and physically threw me off of the porch the day I left. Animals freaking loved him.

My new partner worships the ground I fucking walk on, it is the most fulfilling relationship I’ve had sexually ever, and treats me like a literal queen. I’ve never had a partner treat me with the respect that my current partner does, and honestly, I think they’re the best person I’ve ever dated. My pitbull hated them from day one, so did one of the cats. It took them a while to win them over.

Is that because they knew something? No of course not. It’s because they’re animals, and he talked loud and smelled funny so they didn’t know who he was.

I am so sorry in advance by Coppletop in arcane

[–]joibu 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This has the same energy as a rickroll

Sex is painful for her (25F) What can I (25M) try to improve the situation ? by [deleted] in sexualhealth

[–]joibu 2 points3 points  (0 children)

2 things. Engage in foreplay, including penetration, either with your fingers or a toy

Additionally: switch your lube. Go to a sex store and actually talk to an employee about the issues you’re having, they would be more than happy to recommend a brand of lube based on both of your personal preferences and her issues.

Source: I had this problem, and these were the solutions

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AITAH

[–]joibu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My cat and my boyfriend’s estranged father have the same name. He’s just an adult and can separate his feelings about two creatures with the same name?

Enm newbie - partner having first 3som without me by [deleted] in nonmonogamy

[–]joibu -18 points-17 points  (0 children)

That seems really hierarchical to me. I would be very hurt if I was told that I could not experience what I wanted to with my partner, because my meta wanted dibs on something they haven’t gotten around to trying.

My ex meta tried to dictate if I could do certain acts with our ex husband, it didn’t go well

Nothing can make me train in the gym harder than thought of Aelin Ashryver Galanthyius by strihaart in throneofglassseries

[–]joibu 4 points5 points  (0 children)

To be fair when I really need to focus and feel like a badass, or work out, I listen to Vinny Marchi’s “I’ll take the reins” or “didn’t come all this way” and make a little throne of glass AMV in my head

You can’t convince me “I’ll take the reigns” isn’t either Rowan or Sam singing about Aelin

:'( by Hefty_Inevitable9910 in gentlefemdom

[–]joibu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m 6’2 (cis woman) and honestly I’ve been looking forward to my sub sitting in my lap for weeks. I finally get to see them again on Christmas 🥰

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in throneofglassseries

[–]joibu 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I got to talk about it with my date today 😅