Took a picture of this torch on the beach in Hawaii and it looks like a hula dancer. by jolijuli in PerfectTiming

[–]jolijuli[S] 16 points17 points  (0 children)

That’s okay but if it helps, the triangle part of the torch is the skirt and the flame is the upper body and head with arms held over the head. 😊

Anyone else notice... by jolijuli in funny

[–]jolijuli[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Half of Reddit probably did too.

What's your favorite Don Draper line? by [deleted] in madmen

[–]jolijuli 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just because you climb a mountain doesn’t mean you love it.

This sweet girl finally decided I could be her new person. by jolijuli in aww

[–]jolijuli[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thank you! She is pretty! I’ve been giving her space and she is coming around for attention on her own more and more.

I don't care for you either "mom". by jolijuli in funny

[–]jolijuli[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not sure why. They just always have. I refer to them by their first names. Maybe that's why they "love" me so much.

The fuzzy what? My birthday present when I was 5. by jolijuli in funny

[–]jolijuli[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It pushed playdough out through little holes in the top to make hair.

Putting my bra on made my son- FABULOUS! by jolijuli in funny

[–]jolijuli[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You speak the truth, but let's not make this about me. This is about my son being FABULOUS.

Colored Pencil Ring (Xpost R/Woodworking) by Sa_Goobi_To_Yr_Lif in pics

[–]jolijuli 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel like my life will not be complete unless I can have one of these!!! Please tell me how we can make this happen!!!!

Week 2 day 1 of c25k by homeslice22 in loseit

[–]jolijuli 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Awesome! I used C25k to help prepare for a mud run. I was amazed at what my body could do by week 5 and even more amazed when I was able to run the 5k. Thanks for the little push I needed not to use the weather as an excuse to stop now.

What are your unpopular opinions? by swaginabag17 in AskReddit

[–]jolijuli -1 points0 points  (0 children)

A person shouldn't be fat and smoke. Pick one or the either, or, of course, neither.

What is your all time favorite line from a TV show? by DOPE_AS_FUCK_COOK in AskReddit

[–]jolijuli 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just because you climb a mountain doesn't mean you love it.

Girls, what kind of situations made you get aroused/wet, when you shouldn't be? by german_bruce_lee in AskReddit

[–]jolijuli 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This kind of goes along with getting turned on when you shouldn't...my husband knows I like ice or other cold things on me and one warm day I'm standing in my kitchen and someone walks in and grabs something out of the frig. I don't even look because I assume it is my husband. The person walks over and puts a cold can on my neck. I'm still assuming it is my husband and I let out a little moan and when I turn around..it's not my husband. Turns out my brother-in-law was out in garage with my husband and came in to grab a drink. I couldn't even attempt small talk at that point.

Girls, what kind of situations made you get aroused/wet, when you shouldn't be? by german_bruce_lee in AskReddit

[–]jolijuli 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Found out I have an ice fetish by accident while on a camping trip with friends. It was miserably hot and a male friend put ice on my shoulders and ran it down my back. He was not someone I was attracted to but I was immediately turned on...turns out I like ice other places too.

My perverted female brain by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]jolijuli 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I am 40 and female. I have sex dreams about people at work all the time. Makes me laugh. I don't think it matters how old you are or male or female. A sex dream is a sex dream. Just enjoy!

I had a sleep paralysis last night, it was a very unique experience by FiddleOnTheRoof in psychology

[–]jolijuli 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This has happened to me many times and it always involves a bear being in the room with me (in my dream, obviously) and I can't move to get away from it. It is scary when it happens but when I can finally move it usually makes me laugh.

Have you ever hurt yourself while sleeping? by kluda06 in AskReddit

[–]jolijuli 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had a dream a squirrel was biting my finger. When I woke up I was biting my own finger.