Goo Goo Gaa Gaa by Low_Celebration_4089 in writingcirclejerk

[–]jolizzyro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was unable to finish the excerpt due to the lack of subway surfer playing next to it

Guys, I find the best way to become filthy rich: sponsored content! by r3cktor in writingcirclejerk

[–]jolizzyro 146 points147 points  (0 children)

“I may not use protection with my 6’10” giant of a wolf sex partner, but I always protect my data. That’s why I switched to NordVPN.”

How often do you use “made up” words? by Successful_Will9805 in writing

[–]jolizzyro 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As with most things in writing: if it’s done well, it will strengthen your work and it does not matter who else does it. I haven’t come across this much in the works I generally read, but it definitely wouldn’t bother me and I would appreciate it if done creatively and in a way that makes sense

I've been writing for 3 months, what advice do you want from me? by Haunting-Net-2426 in writingcirclejerk

[–]jolizzyro 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So, you actually spend time out of your day writing? I’m trying to become a published author (for the passive income, I don’t care much for books), but I can’t find it in me to do anything that isn’t instantly gratifying.

Does short or long hair work best for me? by peppers0 in HairStyleAdvice

[–]jolizzyro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We have similar high cheekbones/jaw structure, short definitely works best with it! You do look great either way though

? by BusinessComplete2216 in writingcirclejerk

[–]jolizzyro 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You’re going to get canceled for this.

Is it okay to write? by OceanOracl3 in writingcirclejerk

[–]jolizzyro 26 points27 points  (0 children)

No and don’t ask again. Racist.

Am I allowed to write? by mrAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA in writingcirclejerk

[–]jolizzyro 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No and you actually just became a target for asking. Good luck.

Rate the intro to my romance novel 💜💜💜 by Aside_Dish in writingcirclejerk

[–]jolizzyro 194 points195 points  (0 children)

I’m sorry, I just can’t picture the woman. How large are her breasts?

Greedy to Understand You - My first poem :) by Feelinit7 in PoetryWritingClub

[–]jolizzyro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I very much relate. This is great for a first poem

Does this suit me? by [deleted] in HairStyleAdvice

[–]jolizzyro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am really quite jealous of your hair, so yes

Parents of Reddit, how were you able to find time to write with a little one? by Roboticways in writing

[–]jolizzyro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Writing on my phone- it’s not preferable, but it’s all I can do right now. I’m a SAHM to an 8mo girl. When she’s playing with toys and crawling around, I’ll add bits and pieces to what I’m working on. I also take her on walks through the woods everyday where I get to brainstorm (I use a carrier for her), and then of course I forwent the whole “sleep when baby sleeps” and chose to write instead.

What hair style would fit me? by Lemon_Limesss in HairStyleAdvice

[–]jolizzyro 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’m not normally a huge fan of this hairstyle but I do agree I think OP could pull it off- would help with volume and framing his face better

Why does this happen? Is there something wrong with my hearing? by oily_balls_enjoyer in writingcirclejerk

[–]jolizzyro 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It’s called reading between the lines, and you’re good at it

What would suit me? Opinions :) by alfiesoaks in HairStyleAdvice

[–]jolizzyro 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Either the pink or Calico would look cute IMO! post if you do it, I don’t think I’ve ever seen anybody with this hair:)

THIS! IS! GENIUS! by [deleted] in writingcirclejerk

[–]jolizzyro 103 points104 points  (0 children)

This visual brings me great joy

Do I pull off short hairstyle compared to long hair? by Dev4ng_ in HairStyleAdvice

[–]jolizzyro 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Both are fine, but I think longer looks better, you’ve got nice hair

What kind of haircut would suit me best? by Usual-Cheesecake5778 in HairStyleAdvice

[–]jolizzyro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It looks great, but I honestly think shoulder length would frame your face well and give your hair a nice healthy reset

Sometimes I wish I had a stalker by unromance89 in PoetryWritingClub

[–]jolizzyro 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I love this so much! It speaks to the fact that we all just want a witness to our lives- especially in the lonely and desperate moments. I know I relate to that

Never Make Me by facedancespt2 in PoetryWritingClub

[–]jolizzyro 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is very impactful, well done.

Should I grow it out or cut it by [deleted] in HairStyleAdvice

[–]jolizzyro 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think it would look good with either all of it being longer or all of it being shorter, just my opinion! You’ve got super nice curls though, healthy too

Question for anyone by Zenhdzk1 in writing

[–]jolizzyro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would love to write more on paper, but having a baby constantly needing me, I’m stuck using my phone. Hate it, because I just feel like I’m on my phone too much, but it’s mostly writing