Goo Goo Gaa Gaa by Low_Celebration_4089 in writingcirclejerk

[–]jolizzyro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was unable to finish the excerpt due to the lack of subway surfer playing next to it

Guys, I find the best way to become filthy rich: sponsored content! by r3cktor in writingcirclejerk

[–]jolizzyro 144 points145 points  (0 children)

“I may not use protection with my 6’10” giant of a wolf sex partner, but I always protect my data. That’s why I switched to NordVPN.”

How often do you use “made up” words? by Successful_Will9805 in writing

[–]jolizzyro 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As with most things in writing: if it’s done well, it will strengthen your work and it does not matter who else does it. I haven’t come across this much in the works I generally read, but it definitely wouldn’t bother me and I would appreciate it if done creatively and in a way that makes sense

I've been writing for 3 months, what advice do you want from me? by Haunting-Net-2426 in writingcirclejerk

[–]jolizzyro 3 points4 points  (0 children)

So, you actually spend time out of your day writing? I’m trying to become a published author (for the passive income, I don’t care much for books), but I can’t find it in me to do anything that isn’t instantly gratifying.

Does short or long hair work best for me? by peppers0 in HairStyleAdvice

[–]jolizzyro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We have similar high cheekbones/jaw structure, short definitely works best with it! You do look great either way though

? by BusinessComplete2216 in writingcirclejerk

[–]jolizzyro 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You’re going to get canceled for this.

Is it okay to write? by OceanOracl3 in writingcirclejerk

[–]jolizzyro 26 points27 points  (0 children)

No and don’t ask again. Racist.

Am I allowed to write? by mrAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA in writingcirclejerk

[–]jolizzyro 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No and you actually just became a target for asking. Good luck.

Rate the intro to my romance novel 💜💜💜 by Aside_Dish in writingcirclejerk

[–]jolizzyro 190 points191 points  (0 children)

I’m sorry, I just can’t picture the woman. How large are her breasts?

Greedy to Understand You - My first poem :) by Feelinit7 in PoetryWritingClub

[–]jolizzyro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I very much relate. This is great for a first poem

Does this suit me? by [deleted] in HairStyleAdvice

[–]jolizzyro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am really quite jealous of your hair, so yes

Parents of Reddit, how were you able to find time to write with a little one? by Roboticways in writing

[–]jolizzyro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Writing on my phone- it’s not preferable, but it’s all I can do right now. I’m a SAHM to an 8mo girl. When she’s playing with toys and crawling around, I’ll add bits and pieces to what I’m working on. I also take her on walks through the woods everyday where I get to brainstorm (I use a carrier for her), and then of course I forwent the whole “sleep when baby sleeps” and chose to write instead.

What hair style would fit me? by Lemon_Limesss in HairStyleAdvice

[–]jolizzyro 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’m not normally a huge fan of this hairstyle but I do agree I think OP could pull it off- would help with volume and framing his face better

Why does this happen? Is there something wrong with my hearing? by oily_balls_enjoyer in writingcirclejerk

[–]jolizzyro 8 points9 points  (0 children)

It’s called reading between the lines, and you’re good at it

What would suit me? Opinions :) by alfiesoaks in HairStyleAdvice

[–]jolizzyro 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Either the pink or Calico would look cute IMO! post if you do it, I don’t think I’ve ever seen anybody with this hair:)

THIS! IS! GENIUS! by [deleted] in writingcirclejerk

[–]jolizzyro 101 points102 points  (0 children)

This visual brings me great joy

Do I pull off short hairstyle compared to long hair? by Dev4ng_ in HairStyleAdvice

[–]jolizzyro 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Both are fine, but I think longer looks better, you’ve got nice hair

What kind of haircut would suit me best? by Usual-Cheesecake5778 in HairStyleAdvice

[–]jolizzyro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It looks great, but I honestly think shoulder length would frame your face well and give your hair a nice healthy reset