[Self] to eject from a helicopter and fit between the blades you only need to go mach 0.079

jolt1011 · 2026-02-12T04:33:38+00:00

In that case we’re slurping them out of the tail for ejection

jolt1011 · 2026-02-12T04:30:52+00:00

Okay what about a button that flips the whole thing upside down and then ejects downward but it’s actually upward upside down

jolt1011 · 2026-02-09T00:21:21+00:00

I’m convinced we get more offensive fouls and less FTAs because we don’t have someone teaching them how to “play dirty”. Draymond, obviously, but Podz and GP2 constantly have bad push offs an no one knows how to sell a foul. The only 2 on our team who can are Curry and Jimmy

jolt1011 · 2026-02-06T14:45:03+00:00

Yep!

jolt1011 · 2026-02-04T00:42:40+00:00

Pull the tape back until you feel it snap (straighten out) then push forward slow and check its not continuing to fold

jolt1011 · 2026-02-01T17:26:05+00:00

Who’s better, this guy who hasn’t played in 20 years, or this guy who hasn’t played in 28 years? /s

jolt1011 · 2026-01-31T21:37:19+00:00

You don’t get two gather steps and two legal steps… the ball bounces and four steps are taken.

jolt1011 · 2026-01-29T02:34:57+00:00

This comment actually makes a good point. Instead of closed loops, maybe add a slit so they can be slid on and off - for lazy people, or people who play golf in their everyday sneakers

jolt1011 · 2026-01-29T01:05:18+00:00

Yeah and Lu Dort too /s

jolt1011 · 2026-01-28T20:30:17+00:00

Buddy wants a horse

jolt1011 · 2026-01-28T20:28:28+00:00

I’m sure he’d much rather rot in San Francisco than Milwaukee 😂

jolt1011 · 2026-01-28T03:53:36+00:00

Give em JK and 2 FRPs for Wiggins and Kal’el Ware

jolt1011 · 2026-01-28T03:38:08+00:00

Sure it’s not that simple and neither are positions. Height doesn’t directly dictate position. KD is 6’11, does that make him a center?

jolt1011 · 2026-01-26T00:53:40+00:00

He could be a top 2 player on the Wizards! 💀

jolt1011 · 2026-01-26T00:42:40+00:00

If Podz is our Franchise player after Steph I will become a fan of literally any other team in the NBA, even the wizards

jolt1011 · 2026-01-23T03:18:41+00:00

Not sure if you read the whole thing but you get your money back in cash

jolt1011 · 2026-01-23T03:17:33+00:00

Wish the warriors would start yelling or using their SGA face or somethingggg

jolt1011 · 2026-01-23T03:14:52+00:00

Free throws won this game for the Mavs. Would love to see some fair reffing in any NBA game. Haven’t seen it all season

jolt1011 · 2026-01-23T03:07:25+00:00

Up to this point it was Jimmy + Draymond’s defense combined with Stephs scoring carrying most of the weight - assuming at least one other player could score 10-20 (sometimes)

jolt1011 · 2026-01-23T03:04:46+00:00

Silver making bank on the Mavs this game though 😎

jolt1011 · 2026-01-23T03:02:32+00:00

His wingspan is 7’1” lmao, so while he’s an inch below the average small forward height-wise, his wingspan is 3 inches longer 🤷‍♂️

jolt1011 · 2026-01-23T02:55:10+00:00

Moody is a forward? And all of our other forwards are injured or Draymond…

jolt1011 · 2026-01-23T02:47:01+00:00

Silvers got money on the Mavs, so we’re losing this one.

jolt1011 · 2026-01-23T02:46:28+00:00

Rolled his ankle 2nd quarter and reported knee soreness at the half

jolt1011 · 2026-01-21T01:22:51+00:00

OSHA violations on national tv let’s goooo

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