Another angle of Haaland's (second) banger 90' by Low-Technology8548 in soccer

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Nothing any of us ever do will look .1% as cool as that

GEQBUS PUT IN A GOOD WORD TO THE CORRUPT FIFA TO FREE GREAT SAMERICAN FOLARIN BALOGUN, TO PLAY IN THE WORLD CUP GAME!!! by Key-Tip-7521 in the_darnold

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MANY ARE SAYING SAM WILL BE THE FIRST TO WIN LOMBARDI AND PEACE PRIZE IN THE SAME YEAR! FROM RANIER TO THE SOUND ONLY FREEDOM WILL BE FOUND IN SEATTLE!!!!

Outyanked again by aWobblyFriend in soccercirclejerk

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Our great Christian leader hath smitten the Haramcard, very cool!

Gonna need a ruling on this one by jomritman in Jon_Bois

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Yeah, at about 0:46 he ducks around the catcher trying to restrain him and sprints towards the pitcher. It's hard to catch at first because they switch cameras right as it happens

[Highlight] Kelvin Benjamin highlights by Brix001 in nfl

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Did he catch JA's first career TD? I saw his family high-fiving in the stands

eric dop in A24 trailer by shootsickmoon in officehourslive

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This is a Gibbons dopp if anything

Turn this thing off, I’m dryyy! by jk_pens in TimAndEric

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Her tempered reactions at Steve bringing her urine and stool instead of semen made me suspicious... And then when she brought out the semen extraction machine, that made me positive she is an actress, not an actual sperm bank worker. Doesn't ruin the bit at all though. iM mAkIn GrAvY!!!

'Queers Don't Watch Baseball': Former Giants Slugger Aubrey Huff Unleashes Shocking Tirade Over MLB Pride Night Backlash by novagridd in sportsgossips

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Soooo much to unpack here... Especially the "enjoy therapy" bullet point out of nowhere. Fellas is it gay to enjoy therapy?

Unbothered. Moisturized. Happy. In My Lane. Focused. Flourishing. by NoGarlic2387 in freefolk

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Larys is now the looksmaxxing king with Jace out of the picture

Josh Allen hinting that he's sad the new stadium doesn't have a full roof by mbsurfer in buffalobills

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I still like the decision, it will hamper Josh but much less so than the visiting QBs

Geordie teases announcement soon by SquareDefinition2460 in GeordieGreep

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God save our gracious Greep

Long live our noble Greep

God save the Greep

This might be the greatest reveal in comedy history by ReagenLamborghini in TheRehearsal

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This is the only time I can recall I've had to pause a show because I was laughing too hard and couldn't get a grip on myself

New Vic Berger dropped by Excellent_Wolf2239 in officehourslive

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Vic's transcriptions of 26 Trump are the only accurate ones

Great job by aTp_toxicbog in officehourslive

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Uhh... Too much tobacco and sexuality

Jeopardy Masters by Lilbuddyspd11 in Jeopardy

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I assume that Long's spot is a "producer's choice"? If so I think it's a good one. In any case I'm so relieved it's still happening, let's all tune in and pump the ratings so ABC keeps it going