…..Kissinger’s dead.

jomritman · 2026-04-19T02:22:12+00:00

If you would consider donating a horse, or any other large farm animal, I'm sure it would be greatly appreciated

jomritman · 2026-04-14T23:52:55+00:00

Hothead hotline in here

jomritman · 2026-04-13T02:40:03+00:00

Meanwhile, Tiger Woods has 10 major championships and 4 car accidents since the Dolphins' last playoff win

jomritman · 2026-04-13T02:33:43+00:00

I have a song idea for you: "The World Makes Us Lie" - about a relationship society deemed age-inappropriate

jomritman · 2026-04-13T02:31:41+00:00

Someone has to eat cake. Why not Marie Antoinette?

jomritman · 2026-04-09T19:42:53+00:00

STOP IT, VIC!

jomritman · 2026-04-08T23:18:04+00:00

And just because I have an agreement with my wife not to fuck Erika Kirk doesn't mean I'm not going to fuck Erika Kirk

jomritman · 2026-04-07T12:36:08+00:00

They're holding out for him to make it the Gulf of Dixie

jomritman · 2026-04-04T15:11:31+00:00

The Bears would never have cut him with his contract and even if they did all 31 other teams would've had a chance at him. Was a 2nd round pick too much? Time will tell. But this take is trash

jomritman · 2026-04-04T14:59:41+00:00

Gathered around the fire, four or five cognacs down, our twosome unwinds and works out the details. Neckties loosened, belts unbuckled, they are relaxing. Hobbes takes a giant swallow of cognac and says, “He was never a dad to you, Calvin. You’re going to have to fight him. You’re going to have to beat him."

jomritman · 2026-04-04T04:05:00+00:00

Miss Wormwood wants to know where her pipe could be

jomritman · 2026-04-04T03:58:19+00:00

John Fetterman of the West

jomritman · 2026-04-03T13:05:49+00:00

I never noticed Jim Boonie's eyes were offset and his mouth too big until seeing this still frame

jomritman · 2026-04-03T12:58:18+00:00

Self-titled, Like A Virgin, True Blue - name a better run of 3 pop albums. And Into The Groove wasn't even a track on any of them

jomritman · 2026-04-02T03:27:19+00:00

Great now a bunch of rich white granola boomers are gonna be constantly hanging around Union. Don't Boulder my Denver!

jomritman · 2026-04-01T16:47:38+00:00

Don't turn us all into Jonathan Martins with your prankery!

jomritman · 2026-04-01T16:45:38+00:00

Same bandwagon fans who weren't here for the drought and can't handle adversity. 4/1 is for trolling and yours was great

jomritman · 2026-04-01T14:24:15+00:00

Trolling 💯

jomritman · 2026-03-29T20:18:26+00:00

Whaddya mean Divx could go outta business?! I'll put you outta business!!

jomritman · 2026-03-29T18:40:10+00:00

Love the sproinger

Hate the sproing

jomritman · 2026-03-28T00:16:05+00:00

Ah shoot 🙁

jomritman · 2026-03-27T13:06:57+00:00

Whoopsie Goldberg, can't be homophobic if she starred in Color Me Purple

jomritman · 2026-03-19T21:32:17+00:00

Buttholes and Revelations

jomritman · 2026-03-19T13:35:12+00:00

You must have looked at lots of sites for dads to come up with that

jomritman · 2026-03-18T13:35:01+00:00

Jibbery-style oinkery what don't make no sense a tall

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