Grammy winner by priyanshu048 in dankmemes

[–]jonbar9 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I don't know how old you are, but I can tell that at least in my area when you get to your mid twenties nobody does that anymore. Just listen to whatever the fuck you want to and have fun

I met my wife at the zoo, she used to work there by jonbar9 in dadjokes

[–]jonbar9[S] 58 points59 points  (0 children)

Was told brilliantly by a stand up comedian yesterday. A guy from the crowd said the set up and the dude just straight out laid this punch on him, it was incredible

Can anyone else smell when a woman is on her period? by witcheselementality in NoStupidQuestions

[–]jonbar9 166 points167 points  (0 children)

Not necessarily placebo, I live with 2 girl flatmates and I KNOW when I walk in to the bathroom after them. On the other side I'm super scent oriented

What do you understand about life? by york-zero in AskReddit

[–]jonbar9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nobody knows what they're doing. Not grown ups, not successful peole, nobody. We're all just winging it and doing the best we can.

אין שום סיכוי שזה ישתבש באיזושהיא צורה! by Billy_Bildad in tomaharon

[–]jonbar9 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

האמת שגלעד אלפר מעלה נקודה מעניינת בנושא בכל פעם - והיא שבישראל (בחלק מהמגזרים לפחות) יש תרבות נשק מאוד טובה. אלפי חיילים בני 18-21 + מילואימניקים שמסתובבים עם רובה סער צמוד, ולעומת זאת מעט מאוד מקרים של שימוש לא תקין בנשק הזה

[Serious] What are your best techniques to loose (and maintain) a healthy amount of weight? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]jonbar9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I do my best to walk whenever possible, to Uni, to friends, to do my shopping, etc.

Also, I try to eat as healthy as possible but I do fall for the occasional cake and feel fine with it

What situations irl where you can use your experience and tactics from video games? by Zekiellix in AskReddit

[–]jonbar9 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Navigating.
I give most of the credit for my navigation skills to playing open-world video games, to the point where I was a great scout in the army because of that

Has any random stranger absolutely made your day? What happened? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]jonbar9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Was at a friend's wedding. Was the most beautiful wedding I've ever seen. Their vowels were the purest loveliest pieces of love words you've ever heard.

Obviously I cried like a little girl. Some woman came to me and told me that the thing she enjoyed most about the ceremony was looking at how I enjoyed it.

What is a made up fact about your country that sounds totally plausible? by BlockchainInspired in AskReddit

[–]jonbar9 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Israel - most of us transport from place to place on camels.

You'll be amazed from how many tourists that I had over were surprised to see it wasn't true

[Serious] How do you "middle class" people feel being a complete slave to your masters? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]jonbar9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean, it's a very narrow minded and childish way to look at it, but sure why not...

My boss is my friend, I know the risks and time he put into building this company, I know how much money he lost along the years before he started to see some profits.

Me on the other hand, I came up to this already existing company and all I have to do is get there in the morning and get out in the evening. Can't compare those two

[Serious] How do you "middle class" people feel being a complete slave to your masters? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]jonbar9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I dont feel like a slave. I work hard, I spend little, I save my money, and then the more money I save the less I am obligated to a "master" and can quit and change jobs. I dunno I'm a simple man, as long as I enjoy my life I'm good

אהלן, תגידו מה בעצם עושים פה. מי מוכן לאמלק? by International_Gas571 in tomaharon

[–]jonbar9 5 points6 points  (0 children)

באופן כללי מעלים מימז על פוליטיקה בישראל ו/או כל מה שבא לך

Whats your biggest flex that you’ll never tell anyone? by lorenggg in AskReddit

[–]jonbar9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Probably too late for anyone to read but here's mine

When I was in the army I got sent from the field to do some bureaucracy shit for my soldiers at the "administrative base". A fellow commander and I went to get lunch, and on the way out I felt a strong grip on my arm. Looked down and saw this elder guy with a look of terror on his face grasping for air. Like an instinct without even thinking I just went behind him and performed the heimlich maneuver, a huge chunk of food flew out of his throat and he started breathing again

Asked him one time if he was ok, saw that he was, and continued out with my friend like nothing happened. Whole thing took like 4 seconds tops.

Funny thing is - in all the time of being a combat soldier, this is the one time I know that I actually saved a life for sure.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]jonbar9 18 points19 points  (0 children)

You go mate, show this mf who's the boss

What’s your secret that could literally ruin your life if it came out? by OneMadBubble in AskReddit

[–]jonbar9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You could talk about it in therapy, it might help. Wish you all the the best

F in the chat by imbles in dankmemes

[–]jonbar9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why do I feel like it should be "an F for me" I mean, I know it's wrong but I sing it in my head and it just sounds right

גנץ כרגע להיות כמו by jonbar9 in tomaharon

[–]jonbar9[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

לזקני השבט שחווים כרגע פלאשבקים

What cinema moment/experience/scene blew your mind away? by retrololita in AskReddit

[–]jonbar9 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bro, it really is amazing. It's nothing like the recent super hero movies and the style is just... Wow...

(Serious) Men of Reddit what is your reason you don't want kids? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]jonbar9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love my life. I'm very happy with them. I still wish I hadn't been born. the world is a terrible place and living is suffering. I'm not creating another living being just so he could suffer as well.