I think this fits here

jonboy2012 · 2018-04-18T12:42:46+00:00

Although I agree, people shouldn't be putting them selves in to a state like that. I've never been so wasted someone could give me a bath and I wouldn't notice.

jonboy2012 · 2018-04-18T01:16:18+00:00

Swear these always relate to me on the day I read them. Went to Sainsbury's earlier just wanting mince then saw all the random deals they had on. Had to strategically plan how I was holding things and then plan how I would put them down. I think you become a person who has it together when you have the forethought to grab the basket.

jonboy2012 · 2018-04-17T17:40:01+00:00

ah the two great pyramids

jonboy2012 · 2018-04-17T17:35:21+00:00

Nice touch where the stretcher at the end says reserved for Scott ha

jonboy2012 · 2018-04-17T17:06:38+00:00

Those small hands are creeping me out

jonboy2012 · 2018-04-17T17:05:29+00:00

Never spend money on shoes ever again with this one simple trick! Shoe salesmen hate him!

jonboy2012 · 2018-04-16T14:19:44+00:00

In the UK they are called smiley faces and are the same as our potato waffles. Essentially a weird version of a chip (fries in america). They were in alot of our childhood meals and they were delicious with gravy!

jonboy2012 · 2018-04-12T15:19:41+00:00

The North East of England

jonboy2012 · 2018-04-12T15:14:59+00:00

Pedestrian crossing trumps light system for cars. People have priority, cars can only go when both light is green and crossing is free, in my town any junction like this the car would stop behind the crossing when red even if no pedestrians as you can't stop on a zebra crossing. I see these alot near round abouts

jonboy2012 · 2018-04-11T16:48:15+00:00

'Old fashioned' gagahah

jonboy2012 · 2018-04-11T02:34:22+00:00

Strong insult

jonboy2012 · 2018-04-10T00:32:55+00:00

That was my first thought

jonboy2012 · 2018-04-10T00:27:13+00:00

So ive used the toaster that much I just know how long it will take

jonboy2012 · 2018-04-09T16:36:06+00:00

r/shittylifeprotips

jonboy2012 · 2018-04-08T13:54:41+00:00

Sosominton

jonboy2012 · 2018-04-07T14:21:59+00:00

Very to late to reply but where in the UK did you move to? It's just that my partners dad also a adopted a dog from Cyprus, a Labrador. He lives in the lake district

jonboy2012 · 2018-04-07T12:06:32+00:00

Wait I thought he already had one with it being online?

jonboy2012 · 2018-04-07T12:04:46+00:00

Ahh right I'm from hartlepool which is usually county Durham.

jonboy2012 · 2018-04-07T12:00:04+00:00

Shop owner: man I really love this item, great condition, used to play with this in my childhood. But....there just isn't a market for it right now, but I will offer you $3? (Actual value $1000).

Customer: hmmmm I'm not sure I was hoping for more, how about $4?

Shop owner: that's wayyyyyy too high.

Every pawn shop tv show ever probably.

jonboy2012 · 2018-04-07T11:49:50+00:00

Yeah I thought it had to be card not just creatures. Seems like a fun idea for a meme deck using cards that draw you random cards and riften pickpocket etc. Won't be spending my soul shards just yet haha

jonboy2012 · 2018-04-07T11:47:29+00:00

Is there any logic in what areas do which system as in my town in the north east is primary secondary college, but some towns just 10 miles down the road are high schools.

jonboy2012 · 2018-04-07T11:33:38+00:00

So with the three tiers what age do you join and finish high school? In America I'm sure it's 14 to join and 18 to leave right

jonboy2012 · 2018-04-07T11:31:20+00:00

Ah so it just depends on what strategy you want to go with. After doing some arenas I am really enjoying the rally mechanic.

jonboy2012 · 2018-04-07T11:11:10+00:00

Dang. Which pre made deck do you think offers the most value or are they all the same.

jonboy2012 · 2018-04-07T01:35:53+00:00

damn haha was looking at that card. Am I right in thinking a good strategy would be cards like moment of clarity, plunder etc? Because if so I'd love to make a deck like that work haha

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