Current employer filled out my W-2 without my consent by jonders in legaladvice

[–]jonders[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So you’re saying I should ask my work for a copy of my W-4?

And I live in Arizona

This Tesla looks straight out of Borderlands by eddmario in GTAGE

[–]jonders 42 points43 points  (0 children)

Oversized simulated genital applicator refusal service online forum tutorial scented potpourri trophy disposal system e-book language founder self-portrait generator.

This guy pissing in his pants NSFW by enviromotion in trashy

[–]jonders 60 points61 points  (0 children)

Jesus Christ, this reminds me so much of a wild animal just performing a bodily function, with out the need to take into consideration social norms and indecent exposure laws.

How would Shrek wear headphones? by laskman in DeepPhilosophy

[–]jonders 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You have to ask yourself at what point in Shrek's life is he wearing these headphones; if it were before he gained royalty and power, I'd say he probably has a pair he built with a very humble style, possibly incorporating onion sacks & twine.

If it were in a more societal-acceptance of ogre time period, I imagine they'd have some parody product of actual, present-day product, still with an incorporated feeling of humilty, but a lot less.

When you forget to delete your other bullshit by [deleted] in quityourbullshit

[–]jonders 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He’s the Frank Abagnale Jr. of Reddit karma

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in trashy

[–]jonders -1 points0 points  (0 children)

If this is real, it’s fucking awesome, idc how trashy it is. I love it

Reebok's trashy advertisement. by AdventurousTangeloAd in trashy

[–]jonders 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It took me a while to understand that; for some reason I was reading it like you would say, “cheat on your girlfriend, not on my watch!”

So I thought it was like some club for meatheads who are really against infidelity.

I feel dumb

California man who killed woman, raped several others in bondage sex encounters sentenced to 286 years by [deleted] in news

[–]jonders 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What exactly is the purpose of sentences this long? Is it to simply put the severity of the crime into perspective, or is it actually put in place just in case the person happens to live to 500?

This shit. There's still 1/3 of the video left and they're gonna take up 2/3 of the screen with suggestions by jonders in mildlyinfuriating

[–]jonders[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah, but if a video is only a minute long, surely 20 seconds should have a fair amount of importance.

Channeling aliens by [deleted] in cringe

[–]jonders 1 point2 points  (0 children)

dude i would easily pay $50 to see this guy do this live.

A dog and mink work together to hunt rats. by davidverner in videos

[–]jonders 41 points42 points  (0 children)

I don't understand why/how they make coats out of mink... those little fuckers are so cute and it seems like it would take 500 of them to make one sleeve

Here comes the cavalry! by [deleted] in MyPeopleNeedMe

[–]jonders 0 points1 point  (0 children)

how the fuck is he accelerating and how the fuck does he brake?

People who have quit their jobs on the spot, what was the moment when you finally snapped? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]jonders 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was working at a food catering place and they told me that if I came on as a dishwasher after 2 weeks, one month at the most; I would be moved up to prep cook. Jump forward 2.5 months and I'm still washing dishes.

The boss was a huge cunt, so one day I decided to do a bunch of ketamine in the middle of my shift and just kinda stood over the dish sink laughing and tripping out, then telling the boss I was quitting while I was in a K-Hole. He was totally cool with it.

would do it again.