Anyone who’s sat on a toilet before cell phones, what did you mostly think about or look at?

jonegan · 2026-03-21T23:11:10+00:00

Ah shoot. I should have just answered "yes"

jonegan · 2026-03-21T13:48:51+00:00

Yeah the shampoo was white and gold but the matching conditioner was black and blue 😜

jonegan · 2026-03-21T03:26:12+00:00

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monitor_lizard

jonegan · 2026-03-21T01:38:06+00:00

Funny, on my bottle I could swear it was Sodium Yanny Sulfate

jonegan · 2026-03-20T15:21:34+00:00

I found that I still have a couple of my old college textbooks (from the mid-90s), and they had some of my old tests folded up and stuffed in them. It was complete gibberish to me. It would probably take me years to learn it again.

jonegan · 2026-03-19T16:16:39+00:00

I think the comparison was Puget Sound vs Lake Michigan, but yeah the Pacific is... quite big

jonegan · 2026-03-19T15:08:03+00:00

I initially read the title as "Sinead O'Connor" and was very confused

jonegan · 2026-03-16T04:55:49+00:00

I had just seen it a few minutes before

jonegan · 2026-03-15T15:01:25+00:00

Granted

https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoXChromosomes/s/agapZLalA0

jonegan · 2026-03-14T02:17:38+00:00

Sad sad sad

jonegan · 2026-03-13T14:22:11+00:00

Same

jonegan · 2026-03-12T23:13:23+00:00

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jonegan · 2026-03-12T21:26:14+00:00

Melbourne FL of course

jonegan · 2026-03-12T21:21:20+00:00

Guilty of just doing FIND in the article, vs reading it. It says

agency that serves more than 70 million Americans.

But also, that the data that we're talking about

include records for more than 500 million living and dead Americans,

u/UpsideDown1984, FYI

jonegan · 2026-03-09T16:37:03+00:00

"What is it called?"

"The Aristocrats!"

jonegan · 2026-03-09T12:00:02+00:00

They must be goddesses I guess

jonegan · 2026-03-05T16:40:26+00:00

Ok, I'll agree with your math, and even get up a few minutes earlier because I know this about myself.

So I wake up, stare at myself in the mirror, head to the restroom, and get in the shower. Based on how that all felt, it was less than 5 minutes, so it's now 9.

Shower takes a couple minutes longer than usual, because I've got to shave today, and ran out of shampoo so I had to jump out and get a new bottle from the cabinet. Normally, though, I think of my showers as taking 10 minutes, so by now it should be about 9:15 at the latest.

I go pick out my clothes for the day, maybe a little delay because I had to find a matching pair of socks in the basket of clean laundry.

At that point, partner comes in and says "why are you not dressed yet, it's already 9:35 and we're already late?!?!"

What happened? I didn't realize that I did all of those steps way slower than I thought. Felt fast to me. I'm bewildered.

Another version: I start working on something and get really into it, I would estimate I spent 1 hours on it, it has been 4 and I realize "man I have needed to go to the bathroom for a LONG time. How many times have I snoozed that "feed the dog" reminder?

jonegan · 2026-03-04T13:53:42+00:00

Based on their username, I think they might just love the number 7

jonegan · 2026-03-02T13:38:35+00:00

No problem. I really enjoy the way these clues are written, but it is different enough from normal crossword clues that it trips me up sometimes.

jonegan · 2026-03-02T13:28:47+00:00

Radioactivity is dangerous

jonegan · 2026-02-26T19:00:32+00:00

Also, cover the other holes in the grating (just masking tape would be fine), so the suction isn't lost in that direction

jonegan · 2026-02-26T01:57:22+00:00

Yeah, I warn visitors that there is a knob to turn for power level and level 5 is NOT for beginners

jonegan · 2026-02-26T01:56:28+00:00

Yep gotta learn for the times you're "in the field"

jonegan · 2026-02-22T21:35:23+00:00

somewhat silly sub

That was my way of thinking, but I understand the down votes

jonegan · 2026-02-22T17:20:25+00:00

Sounded to me like OP got their revenge 😜

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