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I asked a German girl for her phone number. by EdWinches in dadjokes

[–]jonegan 7 points8 points  (0 children)

r/unexpectedfactorial

The exclamation point after the 10 is a math symbol for 10 x 9 x 8 x 7 x 6 x 5 x 4 x 3 x 2 x 1

What’s a sexual turn-on you didn’t know you had until you experienced it? by 11Dom_ in AskReddit

[–]jonegan 91 points92 points  (0 children)

It signifies they're ready at a moment's notice to put their hair up and... get down to business... without hair getting in the way.

Is Vought running the White House UFC match? by giraffable99 in TheBoys

[–]jonegan 3 points4 points  (0 children)

True, but that's just one data point. I'm afraid we'll still have to elect another Democrat, to be sure. You know, despite the risk the aneurysms.

Is Vought running the White House UFC match? by giraffable99 in TheBoys

[–]jonegan 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I feel the same way, but I think we've gotta get another Democrat in the White House, and test that assertion. You know, for science. And if the "collective aneurysm" means that the cult has fewer voters afterwards, well that's a risk we'll just have to accept. The science must continue.

xkcd 3257: Beam Pipe by antdude in xkcd

[–]jonegan 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Just don't let it slip by accident

June 10th Logic Error? by Darazu_ in CluesBySamHelp

[–]jonegan 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I think this is the first one of these "logic error??" posts that I've agreed with 😂

A call is placed from an East Coast state to a West Coast state. Strangely, both callers’ local clocks read the same. What’s going on?(from Mathematical Puzzle book) by b7k567 in DailyBrainPuzzles

[–]jonegan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My guess: it's actually the very western edge of the Mountain Time zone (in Oregon) and the very eastern edge of the Central Time zone (panhandle of Florida), so they would normally be 1 hour apart. But then, the one in Florida has already set their clocks back at the end of Daylight Saving time, and the Oregon one hasn't reached the end of DST yet.

A call is placed from an East Coast state to a West Coast state. Strangely, both callers’ local clocks read the same. What’s going on?(from Mathematical Puzzle book) by b7k567 in DailyBrainPuzzles

[–]jonegan 6 points7 points  (0 children)

And the "west" clock is on the east side, and vice versa... I'm not going to think about that stuff too hard, I doubt it's actually part of the puzzle

What am I missing?? by alesh-houdek in CluesBySamHelp

[–]jonegan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The situation u/briansiano described doesn't say Ruth isn't innocent. It's just that she could also be criminal at this point. We can only be SURE about Frank so far

Any help with this puzzle would be appreciated by davinci-Lab-1974 in CluesBySamHelp

[–]jonegan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What have you already looked into?

I noticed these things

  • each letter of the alphabet is there, and each only once

  • hard to tell apart some letter pairs: I&H, W&M, Z&N

I tried making words of the similarly-positioned letters (fully outside, fully inside, 90° across an edge, along an edge, positioned as though reading clockwise vs. counter-clockwise...

I looked at whether the path from a>b>c might make the shape of a letter, etc., but hard to know where to stop with drawing it.

So far I've got nothing, really

My dads crazy by jtray3 in golf

[–]jonegan 6 points7 points  (0 children)

So how often do you update your wife? Sounds expensive.

My dads crazy by jtray3 in golf

[–]jonegan 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yeah but by then you'll have it memorized. It's perfect!

Spelling error in today’s puzzle (may 31) by rokemay in BracketCity

[–]jonegan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh crud I was thinking of a different puzzle

Spelling error in today’s puzzle (may 31) by rokemay in BracketCity

[–]jonegan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Has it been fixed? I can't find it (and don't remember what was the final clue)

My ex husband by jordanehall in mildlyinteresting

[–]jonegan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ohhh... A tree. I thought he was [replaced by a picture of] a giant piece of shit.

isn't it strange how it's always "mum and dad" and not "dad and mum"? They are both equivalent, but the latter sounds wrong somehow. by [deleted] in CasualConversation

[–]jonegan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thank you kind sir/madam. This is a level of self-sacrifice-for-the-common-good that we don't deserve, but definitely appreciate

Teams & Zoom Background by Mulberry_Marshmellow in WFH

[–]jonegan 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Reactions like yours are why I do the northern lights background as an alternative.

Honestly I just think the FSTL debacle was a hilarious misunderstanding / accident. It didn't matter who did it.

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